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Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 4066 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 475 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Just like how this player’s ex-wife still has access to his bank account, on our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your enemies to steal your diamonds. And just like how this player is expected to split bills with his new partner while his ex gets a free ride, on our server, you’ll have to work together with your fellow players to survive the treacherous mobs and challenges.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more scandalous than a soap opera, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one – especially that player who keeps stealing all the carrots from your farm.