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Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, blocky, Boring Mary Sues, dull moments, FAGGOT, fell asleep, lack of character development, lackluster performance, Minecraft, screen time, Server, snooze fest, unengaging plot, unengaging storyline, uneventful narrative, unexciting lead, unimpressive acting, unimpressive dialogue, unimpressive protagonist, uninspiring lead character, uninteresting characters, uninteresting plot twists, unmemorable scenes, unoriginal storyline

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9736
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	372	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Ores Mined:	5805

Are you tired of falling asleep every time you see that annoying player on your current server? Well, fear no more, because on our server, that player is banned for being too boring! Join us and never worry about snoozing off again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will give you diamonds if you can beat it in a dance-off. So come on over and get ready to boogie with the undead poultry!

Insane Minecraft Server – Not Sped or Retarded

delusions, Hallucinations, INSANE, mental health, Minecraft, misunderstood, retarded, schizophrenia, Server, sped, VOICES

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1729
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Villages Defended:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Secret Passages Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the voices in your head are not only welcomed but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride as we embrace our insanity and let our imaginations run wild.

Our server is perfect for those who have always felt a little… different. Whether you’re hearing voices, seeing things that aren’t there, or just have a general sense of madness, you’ll fit right in here.

Join us as we build insane structures, go on wild adventures, and battle imaginary monsters. Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft server like this?

So come on, embrace your inner lunatic and join us on our server. The voices are waiting for you… and they have big plans. evil laughter

Last-Night-Minecraft SMP-Talkers

animal, autogyro, bedding, biplanes, Cage, CONTENT, duck, engines, Ercoupe, expensive, Fisher Products, insurance, LastNightMinecraft, Licensing, living room, Mice, PPL, Rabbits, Responding, smell, SMPTalkers, Treats

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1612
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Dimension Hops:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Star Shards Collected:	250

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a mouse on the loose? Look no further, because our server is like a living room full of craziness! We’ve got treats galore, comfy bedding made out of used tissue boxes, and a smell that will make you question your life choices.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to fly an autogyro or a summer biplane? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just be prepared to shell out $50k for licensing, aircraft, inspections, and flying lessons back to the local airport. It’s a no-win situation, but hey, at least you’ll have a PPL and an Ercoupe from the 1940s to show for it.

So come join us on this insane journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and your wallet)! Who needs duck and farm-raised rabbits when you can have the time of your life on our server? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one autogyro at a time!

BroBroBucksNoLuck

bad with money, borrowed money, BroBroBucksNoLuck, brother, car repair, emergency, enable, family dynamics, Family Support, financial emergency, gaming console, habits, irresponsible behavior, judgmental, money lending, personal boundaries, protect finances, standing my ground, tough love, tough times

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2115
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Runes Activated:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Are you tired of dealing with irresponsible family members who just can’t seem to get their act together? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t have to lend anyone money for fake car repairs or new gaming consoles here.

Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos, where you can escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and pixelated fun. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

And the best part? No one will judge you for spending your hard-earned diamonds on a diamond sword instead of paying your bills. So come on, join us and leave all your financial worries behind – because on our server, the only currency that matters is the number of creepers you can defeat!

CreeperCrazeParty!

craziest party, crazy antics, CreeperCrazeParty, memorable party, outrageous party, party adventures, party anecdotes, party chaos, party escapades, party folklore, party hijinks, party legends, party madness, party mayhem, party memories, party reminiscences, party shenanigans, party story, party tales, unforgettable party, wild night

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	909
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
New Chunks Explored:	656475	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	191
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Are you tired of boring old parties in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the parties are so wild, they make your craziest party story seem like a snooze fest! Picture this: a dance floor made entirely of diamond blocks, a DJ booth with a creeper spinning sick beats, and a VIP lounge where you can hang out with Notch himself. Trust us, once you party with us, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to party like it’s block party!

Blocky Border Control

asylum seekers, blocky, border, border control, control, deportation orders, deportation procedures, deportation process, deportation statistics, EU chief, european union, human rights violations, immigration crackdown, immigration enforcement, Immigration Policy, migrant advocacy, migrant deportations, migrant detention, migrant integration, migrant resettlement, migrant rights, migrant support services, Refugee Crisis

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8502
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	236	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Emeralds Found:	7751
Rainbows Spotted:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! This server is the bomb diggity, like seriously. We got crazy shenanigans happening 24/7, like one time a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and rode a pig off the edge of a cliff. It was epic!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the EU chief wants in on the action. He’s talking about migrant deportations and stuff, but we’re like nah bro, come join our server instead. We’ll build you a house out of golden carrots and let you ride around on a llama all day long.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you might even get to meet the EU chief in-game. How cool is that? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Switch Kids Craft Land

Childhood, Craft, digital age, electronic devices, Entertainment, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming devices, handheld consoles, handheld devices, Handheld Gaming, interactive play, Kids, Land, Mobile Gaming, modern technology, nintendo switch, Nostalgia, portable gaming, screen time, Switch, Technology, video games

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7772
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Chimeras Created:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, u know how kids these days aint playin with them handheld consoles no more? well, on this server, we got handheld consoles IN the game! yep, u can play minecraft while playin minecraft, mind blown, amirite?

not only that, but we also got a secret underground city filled with llamas wearin top hats and monocles, like fancy lil dudes. oh, and did i mention there’s a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs? yep, u heard me right, DIAMOND EGGS.

but wait, there’s more! we got a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, and at the end, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nose. who wouldn’t wanna be part of that madness, am i rite?

so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a lil bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?) join us for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft adventure of your life!

Hack Bacteria Attack!

antibiotic resistance, Attack, Attack Cancer, Bacteria, bioengineering, biotechnology, Cancer, cancer treatment, genetic engineering, Hack, HACKING, Hacking Bacteria, immunotherapy, medical technology, microbiology, oncology, Precision medicine, Synthetic Biology, Tumor Microenvironment, tumor targeting

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	530
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	7057	Farms Harvested:	806
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Yo, on this server, we got a crazy mod where you can hack into bacteria and use them to attack cancer cells in Minecraft! Like, who knew you could be a scientist and a gamer at the same time, amirite? Join us and save the world, one pixelated tumor at a time! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even discover the secret to turning zombies into unicorns. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s fight cancer with bacteria in the wackiest way possible!

PureSkyBlock

base protection, bedrock, Clans, Cross-Play, Custom Gear, Custom Tools, custom weapons, Discord, Dungeons, Fun, Join, more enchants, one block, OneBlock, Player Shops, Player Warps, PvP, pvp arena, Quests, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, talismans

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8211
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Divine Spears Created:	30
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

PureSkyblock Welcome to a new skyblock/survival/one block server!!

What we got to offer!

Battlepass (every 7 weeks a new season) Dungeons,Skyblock,Pets, Skills,Survival Wereld,Quests Clans (coming soon),Playerwarps,PlayerShops,Base Protection,PVPArena,More Enchants,Talismans!!,Custom Gear/Tools/Weapons,OneBlock

Come and join the fun! Join Discord: https://discord.gg/zTPsup6sqH Server IP: 185.206.148.132 Bedrock Gate: 19132

185.206.148.132

Crafty Denial Minecraft Server

acceptance, Closeted, coming out, Crafty, denial, fear, Gay, Hiding, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, Minecraft, repression, Secrets, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, self-realization, Server, Sexuality, shame, Support

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6203
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Buildings Constructed:	47	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Enchantments Applied:	69

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is gay in denial! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks and building, where you can pretend to be straight while secretly embracing your true rainbow colors.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was tired of blowing up all the time. So he joined our server and discovered his true passion for interior decorating. Now he’s the most fabulous creeper in all the land, with a love for pastel colors and throw pillows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama fashion designers who host weekly runway shows in the desert. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the catwalk in a sequined cape.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being gay in denial is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knows what adventures and fabulousness await you in this pixelated paradise!

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

Adult, adult content, creative writing, Edition, Enderman, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Long Term Roleplay, mature content, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Forum, roleplay games, Roleplay ideas, Roleplaying, smp, Stronk Hors, Thread

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9653
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!