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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 760 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 42 |
But wait, there’s more. We have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. And every full moon, we all gather around a giant campfire and tell ghost stories about Herobrine. It’s so spooky, you’ll need to bring extra pants just in case you pee yourself.
So, if you want to experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP server of all time, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and maybe lose a few brain cells along the way. But hey, who needs those anyway? Join now and let the chaos begin!