Get a Life, Minecrafter!

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welcome to the most epic, totally awesome, mind-boggling blocky world where literally anything can happen and none of it makes sense!!! 🏰✨

why join THIS MINECRAFT SERVER??? oh boy, let me tell ya:

a dragon stole my homework: that’s right, you heard me! legends say that a dragon named "fuzzybum" has taken all the kids’ homework and will only return it if you bring him a bucket of lava and sing the alphabet backwards. are you bold enough to reclaim your math assignment from the clutches of fuzzybum? get in here, brave warrior! 📚🔥
the cows tell jokes: ever wanted to hang out with cows that do stand-up comedy? well, here you can! just watch out for the "bovine brigade," they get a little rowdy with their puns, and you might end up rolling on the grass, lol! moo-tastic humor awaits! 🐮🎤
portal to the snack dimension: rumors spread like wildflowers that if you dig down to bedrock, you’ll find a portal to the snack dimension where ALL your favorite treats come alive! gummy bears fight against sour patch kids in an everlasting battle of sweetness. are you ready to join the army of nachos? 🌮🌈
endermen dance-offs: think you can out-dance an enderman? newsflash: they can teleport and have LONG legs. come join our cosmic dance-offs every Saturday night where mischief is mandatory, and the prize is a lifetime supply of phantom membranes, whatever those are??! 🕺👾✨
zombie apocalypse karaoke nights: every week, the local zombies gather for karaoke and they NEED your voice! showcase your epic vocal range as you serenade them with the classics like “I Will Survive” (for the zombies, that hits hard!). if you mess up, prepare for a “head” roll! 🎤🧟‍♂️
fishing for diamonds: ever tried fishing for diamonds in a pool of jelly? well, you can here! rumor has it that if you catch a diamond fish, it grants you a wish — or just gives you an awkward stare. either way, it’s a total game-changer!!! 💎🎣

so what are you waiting for? join us on this MINE-WOOD adventure where everything is possible, and nothing makes sense, come on down and let the madness begin!!! 🥳🌍💥

MysteryManiac Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever seen a chicken riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! We’ve got more mysteries and craziness than you can shake a stick at. From villagers trading emeralds for enchanted books to creepers doing the cha-cha slide, you never know what you’ll stumble upon next. So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of unexplainable shenanigans, come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (and your inventory filled with random items)!

KindCraftKindness

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Have you ever been wandering through the pixelated wilderness of Minecraft, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs descended from the sky and showered you with diamonds and enchanted golden apples? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and wacky adventures. Our community is like no other, with players who are always ready to lend a hand or pull a hilarious prank on you. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, look no further. Join us today and experience the most random acts of kindness you’ve ever seen in the world of blocks and pixels!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

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hey you! yes, YOU! do you want to join the most epic Minecraft server of all time? well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

first of all, did you know that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking chickens? that’s right, these chickens are the masterminds behind all the crazy adventures and quests you’ll go on in our server.

secondly, we have a hidden underground city made entirely out of diamond blocks. rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the city that will make you the richest player on the server.

oh, and did i mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? that’s right, you’ll have to build bridges and use elytra to navigate between different parts of the island.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of talking chickens and diamond cities!

CompactCraftPutinLove

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LOL, U WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER?? WE GOT JÜRGEN ELSÄSSER AS OUR LEADER, HE SUPPORTS PUTIN AND GIVES EPIC SPEECHES WHILE WE MINE FOR DIAMONDS AND FIGHT CREEPERS.

COME JOIN US IN SAXONY WHERE WE PARTY WITH AfD AND BUILD THE MOST EPIC CASTLES IN ALL OF MINECRAFT. TRUST ME, YOU DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THIS WILD RIDE.

SO GRAB YOUR PICKAXE AND GET READY FOR SOME CRAZY ADVENTURES. LET’S GOOOOOOOOOO! 🤪🎉🏰 #PUTINLOVERS #MINECRAFTMADNESS

LipSyncCraft

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Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server? Let me tell ya, dis server is so lit, it’ll activate yo brain regions like you’re hearing real speech! We got lip-reading words up in here that’ll blow yo mind! And get this, we even got a predictive mechanism that’ll help you process speech before you even hear it! It’s like magic, but in Minecraft form, ya feel me? So come on and join us for some wild and wacky adventures, you won’t regret it!

Surviving Crazy Minecraft Server with 1.20.1 Mod Madness & Whitelist Discord Fun!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	SCMS Modded Java Server
Mods	Around 50 mods including Create, The Aether, The Twilight Forest, Alex’s Mobs, Farmers Delight, Deeper Darker, and more
Version	1.20.1 Forge
Description	Explore new dimensions, world generation, armor sets, weapons, enchantments, decorations, and more. Focus on fun, meeting new people, and chilling with built-in voice chat.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How many new members are you accepting?	Around 15 new active members
Are there any restrictions on PvP?	PvP is allowed only if both parties agree or are in a heated argument, with a valid reason to engage
What are the server rules?	Common knowledge rules apply, such as no cheating, stealing, or griefing without reason
When was the last server wipe?	Less than a week ago, so it’s not too late to join
How can I apply to join the server?	Fill out the application form at https://forms.gle/KtwdT4bEyZHrwAVU6 and ensure you have Discord

CraftyChan Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of feeding LLM models and data collection organizations with your original content on 4chan? Are you sick of giving YouTubers and meme pages full authorization to profit off your posts? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that madness!

Join our server and leave the namefagging behind. We offer a safe haven for all players who are tired of giving leeches what they want. Plus, we have a zero-tolerance policy for pearl-clutching, so you can rest easy knowing your pearls are safe with us.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Slayer, who once defeated the dragon using nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you may have the chance to challenge the Ender Dragon Slayer yourself and earn a spot in Minecraft history.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to feeding LLM models and data collection organizations. Your pearls will thank you!

Minecraft SMP: >PS5 has no ga-SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with a creeper on the dance floor.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has built an entire empire out of nothing but chickens. Rumor has it he can summon a chicken army at will, so you better watch your back.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident prankster, who has rigged every block on the server to explode when you least expect it. Just make sure you have your diamond armor ready!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. PS5 may have no games, but we’ve got all the fun you could ever want.

SisterSlayin’ Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into babysitting your nephew on a Minecraft server? Join our server where we have zero tolerance for entitled siblings!

Picture this: you log in and suddenly your sister appears, dropping off your nephew in your virtual house and disappearing to do who knows what. But fear not, on our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from unwanted babysitting duties.

We have a special feature where if your nephew starts crying in-game, you can simply block him and he’ll magically disappear until your sister decides to pick him up. No more soiled virtual diapers to deal with!

Join now and show your sister who’s the boss in this crazy Minecraft world. And remember, it’s not selfish to prioritize your own sanity over babysitting duties – it’s called self-care!

PixelFamilyContestGate

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Are you tired of family members trying to steal your thunder in photo contests? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no one will try to enter your pixelated masterpieces under their name. Plus, we have a grand Tetons national park replica for you to explore and take screenshots in, without the drama of family members trying to claim credit for your hard work. Join us now and let your creativity shine, without any shady contest antics!