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PermaNEET Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4653
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Love Letters Sent:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

Are you tired of being a permaNEET in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a virtual NEET superstar! No one will judge you for being lazy here – in fact, we encourage it! Build your dream NEET palace, complete with a never-ending supply of Mountain Dew and Doritos. Who needs a job when you can be the king of your own virtual world? Join now and say goodbye to the real world forever!

Until open source free tards realise that people actually want… Minecraft SMP

Community, compatibility, Desktop, desktop computing, Development, free, freetards, GPU, Hardware, innovation, linux, Minecraft, Open, open collaboration, open source, open standards, operating system, people, Popular, proprietary drivers, Realise, smp, software, source, tards, Technology, technology enthusiasts, user experience, Want

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3811
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Are you tired of dealing with open source freetards who just can’t seem to get it together? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where we don’t give a flying flip about proprietary drivers or whatever the heck the Linux desktop is? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride where we embrace the world’s most popular GPU in our desktops without a care in the world. Say goodbye to boring servers that follow the rules – here, we make our own rules and have a blast doing it.

So come on, join us and let’s show those open source freetards what real Minecraft fun looks like. Who needs proprietary drivers when you have a crazy SMP like ours to play on? Let’s take over the Minecraft world together and leave the Linux desktop in the dust!

Sis Squad Minecraft Server

#zenitsu, action, Adventure, Anime, aoi, BOAR RUSH, Demon Slayer, FANTASY, he got the sister, japanese animation, long tail, Love Triangle, Manga, Minecraft, Nezuko, Server, SHONEN, Siblings, Sis, squad, Supernatural, switch honestly, the pig got the girl

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	286
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1154
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, pigs are getting all the girls and sisters are getting swapped left and right! Join now to witness the chaos as Nezuko gets BOAR RUSH’d and Zenitsu ends up with Aoi. Who knows what other wacky shenanigans will happen on our server? Join us for a wild ride unlike any other!

Mindless Minecraft SMP Player

brain function, cognitive psychology, concentration, Consciousness, Focus, Images, internal monologue, introspection, meditation, mental clarity, mental health, mental imagery, mindfulness, MINDLESS, Minecraft, player, Psychology, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, smp, thinking, thought process, Visualization

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9525
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually have to use words to communicate? Well, have we got the server for you! On our server, we have a special plugin that allows players to communicate using only emojis and pictures. That’s right, say goodbye to words and hello to a whole new level of confusion!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and elusive that only the bravest of players have ever laid eyes on it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to defeat the Ender Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to claim this incredible prize?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party that pops up randomly throughout the server. Dance the night away with your fellow players to the sweet sounds of Minecraft music discs, and maybe even uncover some hidden treasures while you’re at it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a whole new world of wacky adventures and ridiculous shenanigans. Just remember, on our server, the only language we speak is emoji!

Gov’t-Free Minecraft Server

apathetic, Blacks, Consistent, country direction, Economy, electorate, gas prices, Government, GovtFree, high rent, immigration, Jordans, kamala, Lifestyle, Minecraft, partying, Penguin, Server, sex, societal issues, trump, unaffected, Weed

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6430
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where politics and real-world issues don’t matter at all! Whether you’re team Trump, team Kamala, or team Penguin, none of them have any influence here. Our players are too busy living their best virtual lives to worry about high rent, gas prices, or the economy.

Join us for a wild ride filled with weed, sex, partying, and buying Jordans – because who needs real responsibilities when you can escape to our server? It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and build epic creations.

Come see for yourself how our players, regardless of race, have been thriving in this virtual world for years, completely unfazed by the chaos of the real world. So why wait? Join our server now and let the good times roll!

/BLA CKED/ General – Minecraft SMP – #3318

ai, BLA, BLACED, Blacked Cards, BNWO Dictionary, booru, cked, clothing, Dead, Discords, doki doki literature club, Earned Orgasms Program, Editing Tutorials, general, genshin impact, Minecraft, modding, NovelAI, PMV Torrent, Slur Strokes, smp, Templates, tutorials, zenless zone zero

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7614
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter – New America Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our AI guides are so advanced that they can help you build a house out of diamonds in no time. Plus, our BLACKED Modding is out of this world – turn your Minecraft character into a Genshin Impact hero or a Doki Doki Literature Club character, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we have an exclusive BNWO Dictionary to help you navigate our crazy world, and a Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program that will leave you questioning reality. And don’t even get us started on our PMV Torrent – it’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because things tend to get a little…weird around here.

City Life Minecraft Server

city, city advantages, city amenities, city attractions, city challenges, city culture, city development, city disadvantages, city expenses, city growth, city infrastructure, city life, city lifestyle, city migration, city opportunities., city population, city vs countryside, city vs rural, Life, Minecraft, quality of life, Server, urban living, urbanization

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7914
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Crops Grown:	3542	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Zombie Dances:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the pigs ride on top of the creepers and the zombies break out into dance parties? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place in all of Minecraft!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the back of a flying llama while battling a horde of evil chickens. Explore our custom-built world where the trees are made of diamonds and the rivers flow with lava.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his golden egg of ultimate power?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover the secret underground lair of the elusive Potato Wizard!

Billie’s Minecraft SMP Slugger’s Ceiling

Analysis, baseball, Billie Slugger, Billies, career prospects, Ceiling, comparison, Development, Evaluation, Future, highlights, Minecraft, MLB, Performance, player, Potential, Projection, prospect, scouting report, Skills, sluggers, smp, talent, Video

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1936
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most outrageous server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter as we embark on quests to find the rarest items and battle the most ferocious mobs. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone and command blocks?

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon waiting to be tamed. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary portal to the Nether, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to survive.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence!

What is the IP for SuperHorrorBro Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, Server, SuperHorrorBro

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	559
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	392	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

SuperHorrorBro is a popular horror gaming YouTuber known for his entertaining playthroughs, reviews, and commentary on various horror games. With a passion for all things spooky and creepy, he has amassed a loyal following of fans who appreciate his witty humor and genuine love for the horror genre.

StoryMine Warps Shops Survival server Minecraft

Anarchies, Antispam, BUILD, Cities, Comfortable survival, develop, Donations, drawing, Fly, Game Currency, GOD, Hosting, in-game currency, Jobs, Minecraft, Mini Games, op, Open stores, Plugins, Private, Russian, Shop, Shops, simulation, Starter Kit, StoryMine, Survival, Unbalanced whales, Vultures, Warps, Web map, wipe

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9490
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Votes:	2206
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mines Excavated:	3992	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

7.storymine.ru

Sue Me Not Minecraft Server

criticism, criticism backlash, criticism exhaustion, criticism fatigue, criticism lawsuit, criticism lawsuit fatigue, criticism overload, lawsuit, lawsuit fatigue, legal action, legal intimidation, legal threats, legal threats exhaustion, Minecraft, old news, Repetitive, repetitive lawsuits, repetitive threats, Server, SUE, Threats, tired

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3331
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the pigs fly and the creepers dance? Look no further! Our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds – magical and totally epic!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the cows speak in Shakespearean sonnets and the zombies have a killer dance routine. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you ROFLing all day long.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to control the weather and summon a herd of rainbow-colored sheep.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. It’s gonna be a wild ride, kek!