No Pain/All Gain in Minecraft SMP

Apathy, Dismissive, gain, humorless, insensitive responses, insensitivity, internet culture, lack of compassion, lack of empathy, Meme culture, Minecraft, PainAll, Repetitive, smp, Suffering, trite responses, unamused, uncaring., unempathetic, unfeeling, unfeeling responses, unoriginal jokes, unoriginal meme, unoriginality

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8541
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Emeralds Found:	2212
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring, unfunny memes? Are you looking for a place where suffering is not only accepted but encouraged? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories that will leave you questioning your sanity. Who needs boring old memes when you can have a whole server dedicated to making you laugh until you cry? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course)!

PartyPooper Minecraft Server

belated birthday party, Best Friend, camping site, Cancelling, Cancer, chronic health issues, different standard, drive in, Exploding, family party, friend’s party, gaslighter, Group Chat, health issues, invites, Minecraft, out-of-town party, PartyPooper, RESERVATION, Server, terminally ill, unempathetic, UNFAIR

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6591
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of Marisa’s belated birthday party.

Forget about building structures and mining for resources, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through friendships and social dynamics. Will you cancel on a party last minute like our protagonist, or will you be the one causing chaos with your outrageous demands?

With a community full of characters like Marisa and Theo, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of friendship and loyalty. Just remember, in the world of Minecraft, anything can happen – especially when emotions run high and drama is around every corner!

Happy Holidays To You Minecraft SMP

Happy, happy holidays, happy holidays to you, holidays, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, to you

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8679
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! We have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with creepers and skeletons. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama racing competition – last year, someone actually rode a llama all the way to the End! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances just to spice things up. So come join us for a holiday season you’ll never forget – just be sure to watch out for exploding snow golems!

Band of One Hit Wonders

Band, Creative, Dominant, dynamic, FAMOUS, frontman, group, Harmony, Hit, Individual, Instrumentalist, lead, members, Music, overshadow, Performer, Popular, Singer, Solo, success, talent, Wonders

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3033
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Magic Items Found:	8206
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Join our Minecraft server where the creepers are so afraid of the players that they explode with laughter instead of blowing up! Our server is so epic that even Notch himself logs on to play with us. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, including a diamond sword that can one-shot the Ender Dragon. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, always causing mischief and chaos. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience!

Underground Dead Zone

Afterlife, BELIEF, burial, Darkness, Dead, Eternal Damnation, Fire, Hell, judgment day, Myth, Mythology, portrayal, punishment, Religion, Sin, Souls, SPIRITUAL, Torment, Underground, underworld, Zone

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2324
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	88
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Alien Abductions:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Yo, ever wondered why hell is underground? It’s cuz we bury our dead there, duh! But forget about that, come join our lit Minecraft server where you can dig your way to hell and back again! We got creepers throwing parties, zombies doing the cha-cha, and skeletons trying to play the xylophone with their ribs.

If you join our server, you’ll be greeted by a giant lava pit with a sign that says “Welcome to the Inferno!” But don’t worry, we got fire-resistant armor for sale in our virtual gift shop. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that belonged to the ghost of Steve himself.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride through the depths of Minecraft hell. Just watch out for the ghasts, they have a tendency to photobomb your selfies.

Jaccuzi MC

Adventure, Arenas, building, Community, Competition, Creative, Custom Shop, Exclusive events, Exploration, Heart Transfers, Land claiming, LifeSteal, lifesteal smp, minecraft server, multiplayer, Prizes, PvP, Rewards, Survival, Trade, Warps

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5665
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

JacuzziMC Information

Welcome to JacuzziMC, your go-to Lifesteal SMP server! Here’s all the key info you need to know:

Key Features Heart Transfers: Trade hearts with others! PvP Arenas: Jump into non-stop action! Warps: Fast travel around the server. No Land Claiming: Defend your base creatively! Custom Shop: Gear up at spawn with powerful items! Exclusive Events: Participate in weekly competitions and win big!

Enjoy your time on JacuzziMC!

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Madness Season 3: Where chaos and vanilla collide with fresh world and over 21 shenanigans!

Active, Adults, beautiful world, Chaos, collide, Community, Connected, Dedicated, Diamond Economy, Events, flourishing, Fresh, fresh world, giant spawn city, java, long term, madness, members, Mini Games, Nether Hub, Season, Shenanigans, Shops, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist, world

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9606
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Minecraft Server – Madness SMP

Server Name	Madness SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Age Requirement	21 and above
Community Size	20+ Members
Platform	Java Edition

Madness SMP is a classic vanilla survival server for adults, with an active community of 20+ members. We aim to create a beautiful and fun world through concepts like a spawn city, shops, mini-games, diamond economy, nether hub, and server-wide events. Join us today on our JAVA edition server!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I apply to join Madness SMP?	You can apply by visiting our Discord server at https://mad-smp.net/discord
What is the age requirement to join the server?	Players must be 21 years or older to join Madness SMP
What kind of server is Madness SMP?	Madness SMP is a classic vanilla survival server for adults
How large is the community on Madness SMP?	We have a community of 20+ dedicated members
What platform is Madness SMP available on?	Madness SMP is available on Java Edition

Steamy Pixel Minecraft Server

Advancements, changes, Complaints, criticism, digital distribution., digital revolution, Evolution, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Gaming Platform, internet culture, Minecraft, Nostalgia, online gaming, online marketplace, PC Gaming, PIXEL, progress, Server, Steam, Steamy, Technology, Video Game (Industry), video games

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8787
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Ores Mined:	8837
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Are you tired of boring old digital distribution platforms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Back in the 2000s, people were throwing parties in honor of Steam and digital distribution, but now, after 20 years, they’re all crying about it like a bunch of babies. But fear not, on our server, we embrace the chaos and madness that comes with digital distribution. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. Who needs Steam when you have us? Join now and experience the ultimate Minecraft mayhem!

Daily Gunsmith Cats Minecraft SMP

90s, bae, Cats, Chicago, cityscape, culture, Daily, fashion, Gunsmith, Hip Hop, Memories, Minecraft, Music, Nostalgia, Retro, smp, street style, Throwback, trend, Urban, vintage, Wake Up

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7658
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8450	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Welcome to our totally legit Minecraft SMP set in 90’s Chicago. Why Chicago, you ask? Because why not!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately you’re transported back in time to the mean streets of Chicago. You’ll have to navigate through gang wars, dodge drive-by shootings, and maybe even run into Al Capone himself. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Join us for a chance to build your own speakeasy, trade with bootleggers, and maybe even become the next big mob boss. Who needs diamonds when you can have Tommy guns and fedoras?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride through 90’s Chicago. Just watch out for the cops, they’re not too keen on players breaking the law…or blowing up buildings. Trust me, I learned that the hard way.

NoQuitMC – Keep Playing, No Rage Quitting!

Commitment, Communication, Decision making, Dedication, family, following through, high school, life lesson, NoQuitMC, parenting, perseverance, Playing, Quitting, RAGE, Soccer, sports team, Struggle, Support, teamwork, teenage rebellion, tough love, Understanding, varsity team

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9458
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Votes:	9202	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Join our Minecraft server where we teach important life lessons about perseverance and commitment! Just like Ethan’s soccer team, our server is intense and challenging, but in a fun way!

We have crazy coaches who will push you to your limits and teammates who will rely on you to see things through. If you think you have what it takes to survive our intense practices and challenges, then join us and prove your dedication!

Don’t be like Ethan, who wanted to quit when the going got tough. Stick with us and show the world that you have what it takes to be a true Minecraft champion! Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even make some lifelong friends along the way. Join now and let the fun begin!

RegretNoTeenYears – Minecraft SMP

10. Looking back, 11. personal growth, 12. Regretful choices, 13. Past mistakes, 14. Lessons learned, 15. Missed chances, 16. Teenage aspirations, 17. Regretful actions, 18. Time management, 19. Self-discovery, 2. Missed opportunities, 20. Learning from the past., 3. Youthful mistakes, 4. Regretful decisions, 5. Wasted time, 6. Unfulfilled dreams, 7. Teenage experiences, 8. Life lessons, 9. Reflections on youth, Minecraft, RegretNoTeenYears, smp, teenage regrets

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9673
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Mines Excavated:	3342	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6993
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us if you regret not joining a circus in your teenage years because our server is basically a circus on steroids. We have players riding pigs through flaming hoops, juggling creepers like pros, and taming wild ocelots to perform tricks. You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, that’s for sure!

And if you regret not becoming a secret agent in your teenage years, then our server is the perfect place for you. We have secret missions, spy gadgets, and even a top-secret underground base where players can plot world domination. Who needs a boring office job when you can be a Minecraft secret agent?

So come join us on our server and live out all your wildest teenage dreams (and regrets) in the world of Minecraft. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!

NoDiamondsNoDating

Appearance, compatibility, DATING, dealbreakers, funny, high maintenance, NoDiamondsNoDating, Personality, Pet Peeves, Petty, Picky, Preferences, quirky, reasons, red flags, relationships, Shallow, shallowness, Standards, superficial, turnoffs

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1515
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	3978
Magic Items Found:	4446	Dragon Eggs Found:	8832
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Falling into the Void:	1

Are you tired of dating players who can’t even mine a diamond without crying for help? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is filled with pro players who can build a castle in their sleep! Plus, we have a strict “no diamond, no date” policy so you know you’ll be surrounded by only the best of the best. Join us now and find your Minecraft soulmate who can craft a love potion just for you!

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