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Intelligence 2016 Minecraft Server

2016, academics, brexit, brexshit, categorically, demonstration, disregarded, dumb, gammons, intelligence, likelihood, Minecraft, Newspapers, opinion formers, professional classes, PROVEN, Server, stupid, uneducated, university educated, VOICE, Vote

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6273
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	6708	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Are you tired of being surrounded by uneducated gammons in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where intelligence reigns supreme! We have a strict IQ test at the entrance to make sure only the smartest players can join.

Once inside, you’ll be greeted by our team of university-educated professionals who will guide you through our virtual world. Our server is a Brexit-free zone, so you won’t have to worry about any brexshit ruining your gaming experience.

Join us now and show off your intelligence in a world where brains beat brawn every time! Who needs real life when you can escape to a place where intelligence is celebrated and stupidity is left at the door.

Minecraft server: Dumb and MisinformedGOP

BIAS, controversial, debate, Democracy, dumb, education, election, Government, Media, Minecraft, Misinformation, misinformed, MisinformedGOP, opinion, Politics, president, Republican voters, Server, society, trump, uneducated, united states, Voting

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4230
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Farms Harvested:	748
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to use your brain? Well, look no further because our server is perfect for the uneducated! Trump himself said he loves our server because it’s so easy even a caveman could play. Join us for a wild ride filled with nonsensical challenges, ridiculous builds, and a community of players who have no idea what they’re doing. Who needs education when you have our server to entertain you for hours on end? Join now and see why being uneducated has never been so much fun!

RoboCraft Minecraft Server

10% moids, 4b, alone, artificial insemination, Artificial Intelligence, educate, educated women, Future, Gender Roles, Gorilla, low iq, Minecraft, Moids, physical work, robocraft, Robots, Server, societal change, SUICIDE WATCH, Technology, uneducated, violent

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7731
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Villages Defended:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15

Are you tired of dealing with low IQ moids who think they’re tough stuff? Do you dream of a world where educated women rule and only 10% of moids are allowed to exist? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us at 4B where moids are on suicide watch and robots do all the physical work. We’ll make sure our future generations are properly educated while we laugh at the ridiculousness of it all. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where moids are a thing of the past!

NoobSlayr Minecraft SMP

accent, articulation, Communication, cultural competence, dialect, education, Fluency, grammar, intelligence, Language, linguistics, Literacy, Minecraft, mispronounced words, NoobSlayr, phonetics, proficiency, pronunciation, smp, social perception, Speech, uneducated, vocabulary

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	458
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Emeralds Found:	1857	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Zombie Dances:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone sounds like they just learned how to speak yesterday? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where mispronouncing words is not only encouraged, it’s practically a requirement!

Imagine the chaos of trying to communicate with your fellow players as they butcher the English language with reckless abandon. Can you survive the hilarity of hearing someone call a creeper a “creepy” or a diamond sword a “diamonkey sword”?

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates in mispronounced words. Will you be brave enough to decipher their cryptic messages and unravel the mysteries of our mispronunciation-filled world?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and show off your linguistic creativity (or lack thereof) as you embark on a journey unlike any other. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat of our linguistic shenanigans, you might want to stick to playing solitaire.

LingoLordsMC

control, dictionary, educated, English language, Future, language acquisition, language change, language development, language education, language evolution, language fluency, language learning, language norms, language proficiency, language standards, language usage, LingoLordsMC, linguistic trends, Slang, uneducated

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6394
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic builds and boring players? Well, do I have the server for you! Come join us on this epic server where the blocks are made of pure diamond and the creepers are actually friendly pets that give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. They became the richest player on the server and were worshipped by all as the Minecraft god of bling bling.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who pet its sparkly mane. Want a castle made entirely out of cake? Done. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server of wonders!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

TrashCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

assclown, Dysfunctional, Hillbilly, ignorant, low iq, meth head, midnight tweaker, Minecraft, monster truck, redneck, Rural, Server, Sideshow, trailerpark, TrashCraft, TRASHY, Ultimate, uneducated, White Trash, white trash culture, white trash fashion, white trash humor, white trash lifestyle, white trash stereotypes

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1915
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	62
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! If you’re looking for a place where low IQ sideshow trailerpark monster truck assclowns roam free, then you’ve come to the right place!

Join us for epic battles with mobs that are as wild and unpredictable as a drunk squirrel on a unicycle. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to dubstep music.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, guarded by llamas wearing sunglasses and sipping on margaritas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn riding a rainbow and farting glitter.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and a whole lot of WTF moments? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

AdaptCraft Minecraft Server

Actors, adaptation, AdaptCraft, book adaptation, cast, Casting, Characters, Cinema, Director, Drama, Entertainment, film, Hollywood, Inevitable, Minecraft, Movie, Plot, production, screenplay, script, Server, Upcoming

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8066
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Dragons Tamed:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right, pigs as your trusty steed! Why walk when you can ride a pig into victory?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Yeti, a creature so rare and elusive that only the bravest of players have ever laid eyes on it. Will you be the next one to encounter this mythical beast and claim its treasures?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to? Dance the night away with your fellow blocky friends and show off your best dance moves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

PixelFamilyDrama

aita, Argument, blowing up, Communication, criticism, DAUGHTER, emotions, family, high school, Honesty, Insecurity, overreacted, parenting, photos, PixelFamilyDrama, relationships, school picture, self esteem, teenagers, Understanding, Wife

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6915
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	199
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with school picture critiques and heated arguments over posing techniques.

Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, admiring your daughter’s school photos, when suddenly all hell breaks loose. Your wife becomes the ultimate school picture critic, dishing out harsh comments like it’s nobody’s business. But fear not, because on our server, we turn family feuds into a hilarious comedy show!

Witness epic showdowns between parents and teenagers over the perfect smile and pose. Experience the thrill of knocking on your daughter’s door after a heated argument, only to realize you may have overreacted just a tad. And don’t forget the waterworks, because nothing says family bonding like making your wife cry over school pictures!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will leave you questioning if you’re the real AITA. Trust us, you won’t find this level of chaos anywhere else!

Dream Job Minecraft Server

Adaptability, attention to detail, collaboration, communication skills, Confidence, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, dream, flexibility, initiative, Job, leadership, Minecraft, multitasking, Négotiation, organization, presentation skills, problem solving, Professionalism, Server, Stress Management, teamwork, Time management

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6045
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Magic Items Found:	1343
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of building your dream world while also building your resume! Our server is so amazing that even Steve Jobs himself would have wanted to join if he was still alive.

Imagine this: you’re in a job interview and the interviewer asks you about your experience with teamwork. You confidently reply, “Well, on this Minecraft server I play on, I once teamed up with a group of players to defeat a dragon together. It was a true test of teamwork and we came out victorious!”

Not only will you have epic stories to tell in your interviews, but you’ll also have the opportunity to show off your creativity and problem-solving skills in our server. So come join us and let’s build a world together, one block at a time!

CelebScandalsGalore

celebrity controversies, celebrity misdeeds, celebrity scandals, celebrity wrongdoings, CelebScandalsGalore, controversial actions, famous people, forgotten history, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, historical wrongdoing, infamous deeds, notorious actions, overlooked misdeeds, overlooked transgressions, public figures, public memory, scandals, societal amnesia, societal forgiveness

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9494
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Farms Harvested:	154
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	118	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Have you ever wondered what terrible things famous people have done that society seems to have forgotten about? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can uncover all the juicy celebrity scandals that have been swept under the rug!

Join us as we dig deep into the dark secrets of Hollywood’s elite, from scandalous affairs to shady business dealings. You’ll be shocked to discover what your favorite celebrities have been up to when the cameras aren’t rolling.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of players who have their own outrageous stories to share. From building giant statues of their favorite celebrities to reenacting famous scandals in pixelated form, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and uncover the forgotten sins of the rich and famous. Who knows, you might even uncover a scandal of your own!

GazaWarZone Minecraft Server

ap, CASUALTIES, children, civilians, Conflict, conflict zones, data analysis, gaza, GazaWarZone, HUMAN RIGHTS, innocent victims, international law, investigative reporting, Journalism, Killed, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Server, Toll, Tragedy, violence, War, Women

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8666
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9338	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9558	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we save lives in gaza by playing block game!!! our players have magical powers to stop wars and protect the innocent!!! join us and be a hero in the virtual world!!! build a castle, fight dragons, and bring peace to the land!!! plus, we have free cookies for all players because who doesn’t love cookies??? join now and be part of the most epic adventure ever!!!

CO2SurgeCraft

#sustainability, alarming increase, atmosphere, atmospheric CO2, carbon dioxide, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate change, climate crisis, CO2SurgeCraft, environmental crisis, environmental impact, faster than ever, global warming, greenhouse gases, humans, Officials, Pollution, record levels, surging, unprecedented rise

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6114
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8425	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Falling into the Void:	0

yo, u gotta join this server, cuz like, the carbon dioxide levels in the atmosphere are goin cray cray, like faster than a pig on a minecart ride, bruh. it’s like, beyond anything humans ever experienced, like, ever. so, like, if u wanna escape the impending doom of the world ending cuz of global warming, come join us on this server where we build giant air purifiers out of diamond blocks and ride polar bears around like they’re our personal taxis. it’s gonna be lit, fam. so, like, come join us before the world goes up in flames, literally. #savethepolarbears #minecraft4life 🐧🌎🔥

DieCraftControl

Autonomy, Bodies, Consciousness, control, death, destiny, die on command, DieCraftControl, existentialism, fate, free will, Human nature, Life, life choices, mortality, mortality control, power, SELF AWARENESS, self-control

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9204
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	475	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

join this cray cray minecraft server where u can die on command!!! u can respawn as many times as u want, it’s like a never-ending game of whack-a-mole but with ur own life!!! u can test out all the different ways u can die in minecraft, from falling off a cliff to getting blown up by a creeper. and if u get bored of dying, u can always just build a giant statue of urself to remind everyone of ur awesomeness. so come on down to this server and let the dying begin!!!

NightVisionCraft

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7853
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

join our epic minecraft server where melatonin is the key to winning battles and building the most epic structures! forget diamonds, melatonin is where it’s at!

imagine fighting off creepers and zombies with the power of a well-rested mind! melatonin will give you super strength and make you the ultimate warrior in the game.

plus, melatonin will also help you see better in the dark caves and dungeons, preventing age-related macular degeneration and keeping your eyes sharp for all those pixelated adventures.

so come join us on our melatonin-powered minecraft server and experience the most mind-blowing gameplay ever! who needs diamonds when you have melatonin on your side?

MexiCraft Server: El Presidente

MexiCraft, PRESIDENTE, Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2707
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Dimension Hops:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5138	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server’s newest member – the president of Mexico!

Yes, you heard that right. The president of Mexico decided to take a break from running a country and join our Minecraft server instead. Why, you ask? Because our server is so lit, even world leaders can’t resist!

Join us and you might just find yourself building a taco stand next to the president, or going on a quest to find the lost city of El Dorito. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you on our server?

So come on, don’t miss out on the chance to play Minecraft with the president of Mexico. Who knows, maybe he’ll even build a wall around your base to keep the creepers out!

AnimeFusion Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Anime Series, AnimeFusion, Basic, beautiful way, Captivating, Childhood, childish innocence, dragon ball, Enjoyable, gripping storyline, Innocence, lighthearted, long tail, MERGE, Minecraft, original, original Dragon Ball, playfully childlike, protag, Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1584
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	710
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Towns Built:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7849	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring, basic anime servers that just don’t hit the mark? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is like the original Dragon Ball of the gaming world! Join us for a wild ride filled with childish innocence, action-packed adventures, and a storyline so gripping, you’ll be on the edge of your blocky seat.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of creepers start a dance party right in front of you. That’s just a taste of the crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon – rumor has it she’s been taking salsa lessons and is ready to show off her moves in the next update.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the most epic, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft community around? Join us now and experience the magic for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it.