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Nope Not Minecraft SMP Opinions

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7551
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who have built a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats.

But that’s not all! We have regular events like “TNT Tuesdays” where the entire server is blown up and everyone has to rebuild from scratch, and “Zombie Apocalypse Wednesdays” where the admins spawn in hordes of zombies and you have to survive the night.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a dragon made of cheese while wearing a suit made of armor made of armor? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

4 years until Cody Rhodes becomes the Undisputed President of Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2389
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Potions Brewed:	86	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we believe in the power of Cody Rhodes becoming the Undisputed President of the United States of America in just 4 years! Join us on this epic journey as we build, mine, and craft our way to victory, all while cheering on Cody Rhodes as he takes over the Oval Office with his signature move, the Diamond Cutter!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually located on a secret underground bunker where Cody Rhodes himself trains for his future presidency by battling creepers and zombies with his bare hands. Join us and you might just catch a glimpse of him perfecting his political speeches while riding a pig through the Nether!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and be a part of history in the making as we pave the way for Cody Rhodes to become the most electrifying president the world has ever seen!

Dawntrail Adventures Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6350
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mines Excavated:	1718
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Dragons Tamed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	9	Star Shards Collected:	140
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Lalafell’s disco party? Look no further, because our server is the bomb-diggity! We’ve got more resources than a Lalafell has potatoes, and our Free Companies are so epic, they make the Warriors of Light look like amateurs.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get to hang out with The Primals themselves – live in Japan! That’s right, you’ll be rocking out with Ifrit, Garuda, and Titan like never before.

And if you think that’s cool, just wait until you hear about our meetups. We’ve got events happening all over Eorzea, from The Goblet to Fort Jobb to the Gold Saucer. And don’t even get us started on our Tokusatsu Watch Party – it’s gonna be more hype than a Lalafell on a sugar rush!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for some epic adventures, insane parties, and maybe even a few Lalafell dance-offs. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DenyCraft: Real or Fake?

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5455
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	400	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3786
Meteorites Collected:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

A Minecraft server where the pigs can fly, the cows can dance, and the creepers are actually friendly! Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, or build a castle out of diamond blocks while being serenaded by singing villagers. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself has been spotted hanging out in our server, challenging players to a dance-off! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and see for yourself what everyone else is denying but is actually 100% real!

BlockyConspiracy

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7078
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Holy Grails Found:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Endless Night Skies:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Join our Minecraft server and discover the truth that everyone denies but is actually 100% real! Our server is home to the elusive pink sheep that everyone claims is a myth, but we have a whole flock of them roaming around. Not only that, but we also have a secret underground city populated by friendly Endermen who love to trade rare items with players. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the Nether realm where you can battle giant zombie pigs and ride on the backs of flying creepers. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today and uncover the hidden truths of the Minecraft world!

ChainsawMania Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1246
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Void Armor Forged:	28
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Zombie Dances:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Kinomoto’s reign of terror continues! If you dare to doubt that Chainsaw Man is an undisputed all-time classic like Fist of the North Star and Dragon Ball, be prepared to get rabbit punched by our resident enforcers. But don’t worry, joining our server means you’ll have the chance to team up with Kinomoto himself as he wields his chainsaw like a true warrior. So come on in and experience the madness for yourself – just be sure to watch your back!

Ultimate Blocky Battle Royale: Where Steve finally becomes the undisputed champion!

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2637
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is a champion and there’s no real competition? Well, look no further because on our server, we crown an undisputed champion every week! But here’s the twist – we immediately strip them of some titles and go back to having 30 different world champs because why not? It’s like a never-ending game of musical chairs, but with diamond swords and creepers. Join us for the chaos and madness, and maybe you’ll be the next short-lived king of the server!

GlowUpAndSmellGoodButStayQuiet

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7691
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Dragon Scales Harvested:	318	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where you can enhance your look and smell but not your sound! we have magical potions that make you smell like a unicorn farting rainbows and look like a majestic potato. but be warned, if you make a sound, you will turn into a talking pickle for eternity! only the bravest and silliest players dare to join our server and embrace the chaos. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and let the madness begin!

DysonSphereCrafters

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6386
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

lolz come join our minecraft server where we build dyson spheres to harvest energy from the stars like some futuristic aliens. we got seven potential candidates in the milky way, just waiting for you to come and help us build them. be a part of the advanced civilisations and show off your mad building skills. who needs diamonds when you can have a whole star to power your base? join now and become a dyson sphere master!

DragonCraft Server: Ballin’ or Bustin’?

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8393
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Votes:	290
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Are you tired of mediocre One Piece games that make you want to walk the plank? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for epic adventures and battles that will make you feel like a true pirate king.

Why settle for flying when you can sail the high seas with your crew of blocky buccaneers? Our server offers the ultimate One Piece experience, complete with devil fruit powers, epic battles, and treasure hunts that will make you say “Yarrrr!”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey to find the legendary One Piece. Who knows, you might even run into Luffy and the Straw Hat crew along the way. But be warned, the Grand Line is full of dangers and surprises, so make sure to bring your trusty pickaxe and sword. See you on the high seas, mateys!

SelfLoathingCraft Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5215
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs!

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit. We have secret underground caves filled with treasure, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a diamond block shaped like a llama wearing sunglasses.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for 24 hours. Imagine the fun you’ll have rolling around the server as a giant block of cheddar!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd Minecraft experience of your life!

GrannyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3177
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Farms Harvested:	712
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your wife’s grandmother moving in unexpectedly? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like how you were blindsided by your wife’s decision to bring her grandmother into your home without consulting you, our server will keep you on your toes with surprise events and challenges at every turn.

Feel the burnout of being a caregiver like never before as you navigate through our server’s demanding quests and tasks. Just like how you had to juggle work and caregiving, you’ll have to balance your gameplay and real life responsibilities on our server.

Join now and experience the thrill of uncertainty, just like the uncertainty of whether or not you’re the asshole in this situation. Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning your decisions just like our server will make you question your sanity.

AdderallCraft: Parents Edition

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9517
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Ores Mined:	5242
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just mine for diamonds, we mine for drama too! Join us if you want to escape from a family of pill-popping junkies who steal your medication just to get high.

Our server is the perfect place to focus on building epic structures and battling mobs, without worrying about your parents raiding your stash of potions. Plus, we have a strict “no pill-popping parents allowed” policy, so you can mine in peace without any interruptions.

So come join us and let’s craft some crazy adventures together – because here, the only thing getting high is your tower of blocks reaching for the sky!

UnappreciatedCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9330
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Magic Items Found:	6040	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Minecraft servers, duh! But not just any Minecraft server, this one is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their banana-powered creativity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a legendary treasure hunt where players must battle a horde of evil llamas to claim the coveted prize of a golden toilet seat (trust us, it’s worth it).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with creepers and redstone contraptions. See you on the other side, brave adventurer!

CraftyLifeChanger

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6106
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	478	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Join our Minecraft server and make the minor decision to explore our enchanted forest, where you may stumble upon a magical portal that transports you to a dimension filled with talking animals and dancing trees. Who knows, you might even find a rare diamond sword that grants you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your fingertips! Don’t miss out on the chance to change your life forever with just one click of a button on our server.

ACunitOlympicsParis

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5067
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Void Gems Collected:	19

so, like, this server is like, the olympics of minecraft, bro. we got teams from all over the world, even the US olympic team. they bringin their own AC units, man. like, who does that? but hey, they gotta stay cool while they mine, amirite?

come join us and be part of the madness. we got crazy competitions, like building the tallest tower made entirely of diamonds or racing pigs through obstacle courses. it’s like the hunger games but with blocks, dude.

plus, our environmental plan is totally out the window cuz of all the AC units, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. join us and be part of the chaos. it’s gonna be epic, bro.

PixelatedAI: Don’tTrustTheWeb

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9523
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28

so, like, u gotta join this minecraft server, bro. it’s like, the craziest place ever, man. we got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and creepers breakdancing. it’s wild, dude.

plus, we got this secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they’re planning to take over the world, but shh, don’t tell anyone. it’s our little secret, ya know?

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure to bring your sunscreen, cuz it gets pretty hot in there.

so, like, why wouldn’t u wanna join this server, bro? it’s like a party that never stops, with surprises around every corner. come join us and let’s have a blast together, man.