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Last-Night-Minecraft SMP-Talkers

animal, autogyro, bedding, biplanes, Cage, CONTENT, duck, engines, Ercoupe, expensive, Fisher Products, insurance, LastNightMinecraft, Licensing, living room, Mice, PPL, Rabbits, Responding, smell, SMPTalkers, Treats

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6247
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Potions Brewed:	60
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a mouse on the loose? Look no further, because our server is like a living room full of craziness! We’ve got treats galore, comfy bedding made out of used tissue boxes, and a smell that will make you question your life choices.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to fly an autogyro or a summer biplane? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just be prepared to shell out $50k for licensing, aircraft, inspections, and flying lessons back to the local airport. It’s a no-win situation, but hey, at least you’ll have a PPL and an Ercoupe from the 1940s to show for it.

So come join us on this insane journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and your wallet)! Who needs duck and farm-raised rabbits when you can have the time of your life on our server? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one autogyro at a time!

BroBroBucksNoLuck

bad with money, borrowed money, BroBroBucksNoLuck, brother, car repair, emergency, enable, family dynamics, Family Support, financial emergency, gaming console, habits, irresponsible behavior, judgmental, money lending, personal boundaries, protect finances, standing my ground, tough love, tough times

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2704
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Are you tired of dealing with irresponsible family members who just can’t seem to get their act together? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t have to lend anyone money for fake car repairs or new gaming consoles here.

Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos, where you can escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and pixelated fun. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

And the best part? No one will judge you for spending your hard-earned diamonds on a diamond sword instead of paying your bills. So come on, join us and leave all your financial worries behind – because on our server, the only currency that matters is the number of creepers you can defeat!

CreeperCrazeParty!

craziest party, crazy antics, CreeperCrazeParty, memorable party, outrageous party, party adventures, party anecdotes, party chaos, party escapades, party folklore, party hijinks, party legends, party madness, party mayhem, party memories, party reminiscences, party shenanigans, party story, party tales, unforgettable party, wild night

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5412
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old parties in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the parties are so wild, they make your craziest party story seem like a snooze fest! Picture this: a dance floor made entirely of diamond blocks, a DJ booth with a creeper spinning sick beats, and a VIP lounge where you can hang out with Notch himself. Trust us, once you party with us, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to party like it’s block party!

Blocky Border Control

asylum seekers, blocky, border, border control, control, deportation orders, deportation procedures, deportation process, deportation statistics, EU chief, european union, human rights violations, immigration crackdown, immigration enforcement, Immigration Policy, migrant advocacy, migrant deportations, migrant detention, migrant integration, migrant resettlement, migrant rights, migrant support services, Refugee Crisis

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4566
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Star Shards Collected:	85
Enchantments Applied:	141	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Zombie Dances:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Dragon Eggs Found:	8284	Holy Grails Found:	2
Runes Activated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	632475
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! This server is the bomb diggity, like seriously. We got crazy shenanigans happening 24/7, like one time a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and rode a pig off the edge of a cliff. It was epic!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the EU chief wants in on the action. He’s talking about migrant deportations and stuff, but we’re like nah bro, come join our server instead. We’ll build you a house out of golden carrots and let you ride around on a llama all day long.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you might even get to meet the EU chief in-game. How cool is that? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Switch Kids Craft Land

Childhood, Craft, digital age, electronic devices, Entertainment, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming devices, handheld consoles, handheld devices, Handheld Gaming, interactive play, Kids, Land, Mobile Gaming, modern technology, nintendo switch, Nostalgia, portable gaming, screen time, Switch, Technology, video games

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2687
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Dragons Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	24

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, u know how kids these days aint playin with them handheld consoles no more? well, on this server, we got handheld consoles IN the game! yep, u can play minecraft while playin minecraft, mind blown, amirite?

not only that, but we also got a secret underground city filled with llamas wearin top hats and monocles, like fancy lil dudes. oh, and did i mention there’s a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs? yep, u heard me right, DIAMOND EGGS.

but wait, there’s more! we got a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, and at the end, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nose. who wouldn’t wanna be part of that madness, am i rite?

so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a lil bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?) join us for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft adventure of your life!

Hack Bacteria Attack!

antibiotic resistance, Attack, Attack Cancer, Bacteria, bioengineering, biotechnology, Cancer, cancer treatment, genetic engineering, Hack, HACKING, Hacking Bacteria, immunotherapy, medical technology, microbiology, oncology, Precision medicine, Synthetic Biology, Tumor Microenvironment, tumor targeting

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9903
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Divine Spears Created:	22	Gods Slained:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Yo, on this server, we got a crazy mod where you can hack into bacteria and use them to attack cancer cells in Minecraft! Like, who knew you could be a scientist and a gamer at the same time, amirite? Join us and save the world, one pixelated tumor at a time! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even discover the secret to turning zombies into unicorns. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s fight cancer with bacteria in the wackiest way possible!

PureSkyBlock

base protection, bedrock, Clans, Cross-Play, Custom Gear, Custom Tools, custom weapons, Discord, Dungeons, Fun, Join, more enchants, one block, OneBlock, Player Shops, Player Warps, PvP, pvp arena, Quests, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, talismans

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6444
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

PureSkyblock Welcome to a new skyblock/survival/one block server!!

What we got to offer!

Battlepass (every 7 weeks a new season) Dungeons,Skyblock,Pets, Skills,Survival Wereld,Quests Clans (coming soon),Playerwarps,PlayerShops,Base Protection,PVPArena,More Enchants,Talismans!!,Custom Gear/Tools/Weapons,OneBlock

Come and join the fun! Join Discord: https://discord.gg/zTPsup6sqH Server IP: 185.206.148.132 Bedrock Gate: 19132

185.206.148.132

Crafty Denial Minecraft Server

acceptance, Closeted, coming out, Crafty, denial, fear, Gay, Hiding, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, Minecraft, repression, Secrets, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, self-realization, Server, Sexuality, shame, Support

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6360
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	New Chunks Explored:	50866
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is gay in denial! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks and building, where you can pretend to be straight while secretly embracing your true rainbow colors.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was tired of blowing up all the time. So he joined our server and discovered his true passion for interior decorating. Now he’s the most fabulous creeper in all the land, with a love for pastel colors and throw pillows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama fashion designers who host weekly runway shows in the desert. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the catwalk in a sequined cape.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being gay in denial is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knows what adventures and fabulousness await you in this pixelated paradise!

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

Adult, adult content, creative writing, Edition, Enderman, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Long Term Roleplay, mature content, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Forum, roleplay games, Roleplay ideas, Roleplaying, smp, Stronk Hors, Thread

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8383
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Buildings Constructed:	37
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server

aita, Army, business casual, ceremony, Communication, Competition, dress code, DressCodeDrama, family drama, family support groups, husband, Marriage, MIL, Minecraft, mother-in-law, Outfit, Pictures, Server, Shirts, Sunday best, validation, Wedding

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9702
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Zombie Dances:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of dealing with MIL drama in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no in-laws to ruin the fun.

On our server, you can build your dream house without any judgment from nosy relatives. Want to wear a fancy outfit for your virtual wedding ceremony? Go for it! No one will tell you what to wear or how to live your blocky life.

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of family drama, just hop on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs matching shirts for a ceremony when you can have a pixelated pet llama instead?

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life MILs.