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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 5652 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 32 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly llamas start serenading you with love songs. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, a herd of rainbow sheep come prancing by, offering to dye your armor in the most fabulous colors imaginable.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground hot tub party where all the mobs gather to let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it, the Ender Dragon is a total party animal once you get to know her.
So why wait? Join our server now and let your secret erotic fantasies run wild in a world where anything is possible. Just don’t tell your wife or girlfriend about the llama love songs, okay?