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| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 1256 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 453 |
| Dimension Hops: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
Join us if you want to mingle with the ugliest people in the Minecraft universe – we’re talking about characters with “men” in their usernames, skin the color of literal poop, and IQ levels lower than a block of dirt. But hey, who needs brains when you can have a blast on our server?
Forget about building impressive structures or creating innovative redstone contraptions – on our server, we celebrate the art of scamming, train accidents, and a complete lack of toilets. It’s a wild ride from start to finish!
And don’t even get us started on the country our server is based in – it’s a total undeveloped shithole, associated with all things crappy. But hey, that just adds to the charm, right?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a fate worse than being associated with drugs or being a poojeet. It’s a rollercoaster of chaos and madness that you won’t find anywhere else!
