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| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 4887 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Zombie Dances: | 6 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Join us if you want to mingle with the ugliest people in the Minecraft universe – we’re talking about characters with “men” in their usernames, skin the color of literal poop, and IQ levels lower than a block of dirt. But hey, who needs brains when you can have a blast on our server?
Forget about building impressive structures or creating innovative redstone contraptions – on our server, we celebrate the art of scamming, train accidents, and a complete lack of toilets. It’s a wild ride from start to finish!
And don’t even get us started on the country our server is based in – it’s a total undeveloped shithole, associated with all things crappy. But hey, that just adds to the charm, right?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a fate worse than being associated with drugs or being a poojeet. It’s a rollercoaster of chaos and madness that you won’t find anywhere else!
