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CelebPlasticSurgMystery – Minecraft SMP
flawless results, Enhanced Features, beauty enhancements, subtle enhancements, CelebPlasticSurgMysteryJoin our Minecraft SMP if you want to see plastic surgery so good, even celebrities are jealous! Our server is filled with players who have transformed their blocky avatars into stunning masterpieces with the help of virtual plastic surgeons. You won’t even recognize your fellow players after they’ve had their pixelated facelifts! So come join us and witness the magic of Minecraft plastic surgery – you’ll be amazed at the results! -
1stNot1stUser
hEY U, YEAH U, WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DANCE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON.ON DIS SERVER, U CAN RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS. AND IF U WIN, U GET A DIAMOND SWORD THAT CAN SHOOT LASER BEAMS.
OH, AND DID I MENTION WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL MAGIC POTIONS? YEAH, IT’S PRETTY EPIC.
ALSO, EVERY FULL MOON, A PACK OF WEREWOLVES SPAWNS AND U CAN TEAM UP WITH THEM TO RAID OTHER PLAYERS’ BASES. IT’S WILD, MAN.
SO, IF U WANNA EXPERIENCE ALL THIS INSANITY AND MORE, JOIN OUR SERVER NOW! AND REMEMBER, THE USERNAME ENDING IN “1” IS THE TRUE LEGEND AROUND HERE.
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MonkeyCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of constantly falling and hitting your head in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and fall off cliffs, jump into walls, and climb on top of the tallest structures without any consequences!Our server is so realistic, you’ll swear you actually broke your arm or suffered a concussion every time you take a tumble. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Plus, our doctors in-game will give you a cognitive test just for kicks. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover a hidden talent for pixelated brain teasers!
So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of reckless behavior without any of the real-life consequences. Just watch out for those creepers, they can be a real headache!
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VR LewdCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Join us for some lewd shenanigans in our “Virtual Reality, Real Ejaculate” world.Looking for some adult avatar resources? We’ve got you covered with anime models that will make your wildest dreams come true. And don’t worry, our furry thread is just down the block for all you animal lovers out there.
Need some guidance on avatars? Check out our handy guide to avatars utilizing the VCC, or download OpenVR Advanced Settings for some next-level play.
But that’s not all! We’ve got VRC Fury to simplify toggles and animations, Wholesome SPS configurator to set up SPS sockets automatically, and Custom PCS and LMS for some hilarious noises during play.
Want to express yourself with facial expressions based on your hand positions? ComboGestureExpressions has got you covered. And if you’re into Coom over IP devices, check out OSCGoesBrrr for all your connecting needs.
Feeling NSFW? NSFWGogoLoco is perfect for those three-pointers, and Poiyomi Pro 9.0.40 will keep your shaders up to date.
And let’s not forget about the Physbones tutorial for some jiggling titties and floppy cocks. Plus, we’ve got a male/boy model list and a tier list to keep you in the loop.
Join us for our upcoming event, Speed Mating on August 24th, where you can meet your virtual match!
So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Just remember, what happens in virtual reality, stays in virtual reality.
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DadCraft – No Visits Allowed!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing food with your dad’s wife is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory! We believe in fostering family bonds through apricot chicken and diamond mining.Join us and experience the thrill of cooking up delicious meals for your stepmom, while also battling creepers and zombies in the virtual world. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama with your Minecraft family?
Don’t let arguments over sharing food ruin your relationship with your dad’s wife – come join our server and show them how it’s done! Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find some rare loot to share with your virtual family. It’s a win-win situation!
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Banned: Minecraft Server
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everything is just so…legal? Well, look no further because on our server, we are banning the most outrageous thing ever – mining diamonds! That’s right, no more digging for those shiny blue rocks, because on our server, diamonds are strictly off-limits.But that’s not all! We also have a rule that makes it illegal to build anything taller than a single block. Say goodbye to skyscrapers and hello to tiny, cramped houses that barely fit a bed and a crafting table.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server behind the scenes. They have their own llama mafia and if you cross them, you’ll find yourself banned faster than you can say “llama drama.”
So come join our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Just remember, on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.
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CraftyMinecrafters
Have you ever been told that diamonds grow on trees in Minecraft? Well, on our server, they actually do! Join us and start your journey to becoming the richest player in the game by harvesting diamonds straight from our magical diamond trees.But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music. Join them for a party like no other and show off your best dance moves while avoiding getting blown up.
And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss, the Ender Dragon, who is rumored to be a master at playing the kazoo. Defeat him and claim his kazoo for yourself, becoming the most musically talented player on the server.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!
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PhilippinePixelCraft
lol join dis minecraft server if u wanna escape da stigma and fuel ur creativity instead! we got more blocks than a lego store on steroids, and u can build ur own epic world where no one judges u for ur blocky choices. plus, rumor has it dat playin on dis server can actually cure ur fear of spiders in real life. so come on, dive into dis virtual world and leave da stigma behind like yesterday’s trash!