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Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 4988 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Magical Moments Shared: | 30 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 47 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 12 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 |
We have a strict “no wageslave” policy, so you won’t have to deal with overpaid and underworked employees. Plus, if anyone dares to interrupt you, you can challenge them to a duel outside the virtual store!
Come join us and unleash your inner rage in a world where you can demand your steak and eat it too, without any interruptions or excuses. Let’s whip those virtual slaves into shape and create a world where customer service actually means something!