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UnderwearCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7172
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as dull as a dirt block? Well, look no further, because our server is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that the player became the richest player in all of Minecraft land and built a castle made entirely out of gold blocks. Who knows, maybe you could be the next Minecraft millionaire!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon racing competition. Compete against other players in a thrilling race to defeat the Ender Dragon and claim the title of Dragon Slayer Champion. The winner gets a prize so rare and valuable, it’s said to be worth more than a stack of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans and epic quests await you in our pixelated paradise!

UnderwearCraft: Where half the fun is picking the right shade of vanilla! 25 and over only. RIP, Hermitcraft.

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6079
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

UnderscoreCraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Whitelisted	Yes
Age Requirement	25+
Seasons	6th Season
Maps	6-12 months duration
Language	English
Rules	Respectful gameplay, no stealing or griefing
Data Packs	Various enhancements and features
Other Info	Unique player shops, community projects, TNT duping allowed
Server Info	30 player slots, Java Edition 1.21, Difficulty: Hard

For Discord Link, please message the server admin.

UnderscoreCraft Server FAQ

Q: How can I join the server? A: You can join by messaging the admin for a Discord link and getting whitelisted.

Q: What are the rules of the server? A: The rules include being respectful, no stealing or griefing, and using common sense.

Q: Are pranks and PVP allowed on the server? A: Yes, pranks, jokes, and PVP are allowed as long as they are mutual.

Q: What are some of the data packs used on the server? A: Some data packs include Anti-Enderman Griefing, More Mob Heads, and Single Player Sleep.

Q: Is there a shopping district on the server? A: Yes, there is a shopping district for unique player shops.

Q: How long do maps typically last on the server? A: Maps generally last 6-12 months depending on updates and community opinion.

Q: Can I use TNT duping on the server? A: Yes, TNT duping is allowed but should be used responsibly.

UnderwearCraft

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3331
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring running clubs where they ban you for wearing your underwear longer than your shorts? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all players, no matter how long your underwear is compared to your shorts.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious mishaps. Forget about running clubs and come build your dream world with us. Who needs running when you can fly in creative mode? Plus, we won’t ban you for your fashion choices, no matter how questionable they may be.

So ditch the running shorts and join our Minecraft server today! Who knew virtual blocks could be so much more fun than actual running?

UnderwearCraft: New vs Used!

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5881
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	9762	Enchantments Applied:	138
Dragons Tamed:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

join our epic minecraft server where the creepers wear tutus and the zombies wear bras! we have a secret underground club where all the villagers throw wild parties and dance to dubstep remixes of minecraft music.

our server is so lit that even the ender dragon wants to join in on the fun. we have a special potion that turns all the sheep into rainbow-colored unicorns that poop out diamonds.

if you’re tired of boring old minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and lots of underwear-clad mobs. trust us, it’s way cheaper to buy new women’s underwear than it is to resist joining our server.

UnderwearCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8422
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of scandal.

On our server, you’ll find a community of players who aren’t afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. We’ve got players who have built entire cities in the sky, players who have tamed dragons and ride them into battle, and even players who have created their own virtual reality world within the game.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “Underwear Party Fridays” where players can show off their best pixelated lingerie creations, and “Onlyfans Tease Tuesdays” where players can compete to see who can create the most scandalous skin. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can even challenge our resident Ender Dragon to a dance-off for the chance to win some epic loot.

So why settle for a boring Minecraft server when you could join us for a wild and wacky adventure? Come see what all the fuss is about and join us today!

DurararaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6023
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Towns Built:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Dimension Hops:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Farms Harvested:	345

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can find a headless woman wandering around the spawn area! Join us for the chance to witness this rare and mysterious sight, and maybe even help her find her missing head (spoiler alert: it’s hidden in a secret dungeon guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a magical forest where the trees grow diamond blocks instead of leaves. Imagine the riches you could gather just by taking a stroll through the woods! Just watch out for the enchanted skeletons who guard the treasure with their life (literally, they respawn every time you defeat them).

And if you’re feeling brave, why not take a trip to the Nether? Rumor has it that there’s a portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the only way to survive is by building a house out of enchanted golden carrots. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild adventure!

So come join us on our server for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world!

/MineSMP/ – Minecraft SMP Madness

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8451
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	429	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
New Chunks Explored:	471776	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Animals Bred:	30

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we have Digimon-themed builds and adventures that will blow your mind!

Imagine building your own Digimon village with your friends, battling against evil Digimon bosses, and even taming your own digital monsters to fight by your side. And guess what? Our server is so advanced, we even have a Digimon card game mini-game that you can play with other players!

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate Digimon master! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, you might even run into Terriermon himself roaming around the server. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some Digimon madness!

RoommateRaunch Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9072
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Towns Built:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Are you tired of boring grocery shopping trips turning into a vegetable-themed stand-up comedy show? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with asparagus antics, mushroom madness, and eggplant escapades! Our community is full of players who love to turn everyday tasks into hilarious adventures. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a rhyme battle over the best way to cook a carrot! So come on down and join us for a veggie-filled extravaganza like no other. Just remember, leave the ecstasy jokes at home – we’re all about family-friendly fun here!

SilentSitterNoBabysit

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8821
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Jane’s beliefs about babies? Look no further! Join our server for a truly mindless experience where babies don’t cry and you can do whatever you want without consequences!

Just like Jane, we believe that babies are basically tiny robots with no feelings, so you can build, mine, and explore without a care in the world. And if anyone tries to tell you otherwise, just tell them to “fuck you and your dumb ass kids” and keep on gaming!

So come on over and join the fun on our server, where the only rule is that there are no rules (except for the ones we make up as we go along). Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else!

BoomerCrushinMinecraftSMP

acceptance, age difference, age gap, attraction, BoomerCrushinMinecraftSMP, Communication, DATING, emotional connection, generational differences, judgment, love, Maturity, older partners, personal boundaries, relationships, self reflection, societal expectations, societal norms, taboo, unconventional relationships, Understanding

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5882
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Void Armor Forged:	28
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	New Chunks Explored:	203563
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Void Gems Collected:	24
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Runes Activated:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is the same age? Well, look no further because our server is filled with players who are all at least 100 years old! That’s right, we only accept players who have lived through multiple lifetimes and have the wisdom of ancient civilizations.

Join our SMP if you want to learn how to build a house out of stone blocks that have been around since the dinosaurs roamed the earth. Or maybe you want to team up with a player who fought in the Great Potato War of 1823 and can teach you the ways of battle.

So, if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before and mingle with the elders of the gaming world, come join our server today! Just be prepared for some seriously old-school shenanigans and maybe even a few grandpa jokes along the way.

BlockBusterFlicks

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2702
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Void Gems Collected:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild llamas while riding a giant chicken! Forget about boring old movie tropes, on our server, you’ll be living out your wildest fantasies like fighting off an army of evil snowmen with nothing but a carrot in hand. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before! So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the most absurdly fun time of your life!

CraftyCommiesMC

Address, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommiesMC, cross-border tensions, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, independence day, international relations, military strength, national pride, peacekeeping efforts, Politics, Reach, response, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Speech, territorial integrity, UKRAINIAN, Zelensky

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8970
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
New Chunks Explored:	746376	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Towns Built:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where ukrainian response will reach any point in russia! that’s right, our server is so epic that even zelensky himself mentioned it in his independence day address!

join us for crazy adventures, insane battles, and the chance to be a part of history! build your own empire, conquer your enemies, and become the ultimate minecraft warrior!

why settle for mediocrity when you can be a part of something legendary? join our server now and experience the thrill of ukrainian response reaching any point in russia!

Cherry Block – Where building and snacking collide! Join us for some fruity fun on SMP 1.21.1, Crossplay supported!

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4937
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2513	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Server Name	Cherry Block
Server IP	cherryblock.org
Bedrock Port	25565

Overview:

Step into a world where collaboration and camaraderie flourish, immersing yourself in a vibrant and welcoming community. Unleash an unparalleled gameplay experience, meticulously tailored with our premium quality of life modifications. We’ve curated the finest features from the Vanilla Tweaks mod, striking the perfect balance between enhanced gameplay and the authentic essence of Minecraft. Embark on your extraordinary journey today, exclusively on Cherry Block!

Guiding Principles:

Embrace the Golden Rule: Treat others as you wish to be treated.
No room for griefing or stealing.
Zero tolerance for hacking or cheating.

Server Details:

Server IP: cherryblock.org
Bedrock Port: 25565
Server Operational Hours: Almost 24/7

Community:

Join our vibrant community, thriving since 2019, as we eagerly await your arrival on our Discord. Together, let’s create unforgettable memories.

Join Cherry Block and elevate your Minecraft experience today!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Can I join the server without using mods?

A: Yes, you can join Cherry Block without using any mods. Our server offers a mix of Vanilla gameplay and enhanced features for an enriched experience.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing and stealing are strictly prohibited on Cherry Block. We promote a positive and respectful gaming environment.

Q: How can I report a player for hacking or cheating?

A: If you suspect a player of hacking or cheating, please reach out to our server admins or staff members through Discord or in-game chat. We have a zero-tolerance policy towards unfair gameplay.

Q: What makes Cherry Block different from other Minecraft servers?

A: Cherry Block stands out for its vibrant community, premium quality of life modifications, and commitment to providing a balanced gameplay experience. We offer a unique blend of Vanilla Minecraft essence with enhanced features for an unforgettable adventure.

Ava’s Blocky Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1141
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Votes:	4283
Void Armor Forged:	18	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is where the party is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and more laughs than a stand-up comedy show starring Ava Addams herself!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained monkeys who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other. These monkeys will guide you through the game with their expert skills and hilarious antics, making sure you never have a dull moment.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover this legendary loot and become the richest player in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs Ava Addams when you have us?

SMPVR: Minecraft SMP >saves PCVR

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3800
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	342	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Buildings Constructed:	35
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15

Are you tired of your boring, non-VR Minecraft world? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the blocks are extra blocky and the creepers are extra creepy.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. And you know what? They won. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive rainbow sheep and the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the fabled treasure chest filled with stacks upon stacks of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a virtual world this epic?