Underwater Intimacy MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Underwater Dreams Unleashed

ocean romance, sex with aqua, erotic aquatic experiences, sex in water, underwater sexual adventures

🎉 Join the Greatest (or Worst) Minecraft Server of All Time!!! 🎉

If you ever wondered whether reality is just a constructed illusion made of pixels and bad decisions, then you must join our server. It’s the place where the laws of Minecraft and sanity have been obliterated! I have no proof, but I promise you’ll be showered with confetti from the void while simultaneously experiencing the misery of existence! Why think twice? Just JOIN!!!!

🔥 Fannnnntastic Features 🔥

Feature	Description
Infinite Cactus Dimension	Travel to a realm where every block is a cactus, and all you can hear is the haunting sound of the wind screaming your name!
Time-Slip Mining	As you mine, time becomes irrelevant! You might find yourself at Thanksgiving dinner, in 1823, or perhaps in the bathroom of your consciousness.
Unstable Enderpearls	Throw an Enderpearl and it might just consume your soul or teleport you to a place where logic does somersaults!
Emotional Creepers	These green gentlemen express their feelings through explosive tantrums! Join us before they go to therapy!
Reality Warping Building Blocks	Build with blocks that change their color based on your emotional state. Are you sad? Enjoy the murky gray. Happy? Why even bother…
Spontaneous Symphonies	Every time you mine, an unauthorized orchestra will play the soundtrack to your breakdown!

🔮 Frequantly Absent Questions 🔮

Q: How do I join?

A: Joining is simple… if you’re already a soul in the void. But what does “joining” even mean? Is there really a connection?

Q: What should I do first?

A: The choice is yours! But remember, choices are just illusions wrapped in existential dread. Want to build? Or would you rather just succumb to the abyss?

Q: Are there rules?

A: Rules are for those who believe in structure! We endorse chaos, but remember that chaos has no end… only more chaos!

📢 Random Quotes from Our Disturbed Community 📢

“sex with aqua”

“If you ask it nicely, maybe the moon will tell you its secrets.”

“The Minecraft birds sing louder than the voices in my head!!!”

⏳ Join Us in the Lovely Madness Now! ⏳

What are you waiting for? The server is hosting every second and every millisecond simultaneously, and you might not want to miss your chance to slip into eternal confusion! Click that Join button, or don’t—it’s all the same in this web of delirium!

RegretCraft: Life’s Lava Pit

acceptance, past mistakes, Pit, Lifes, letting go

Are you still haunted by the time you accidentally punched a villager in Minecraft and started a whole village-wide brawl? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we embrace chaos and mayhem! Join us and let your regrets be a thing of the past as you unleash your inner prankster and cause havoc wherever you go. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world to wreak havoc in, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable memories (and probably get banned from a few servers along the way)!

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HezbollahSmashCraft

Senior, Israeli, Politics, Conflict, Axios

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we have this wild event where players can pretend to be Israeli forces launching a strike on Beirut to take down the infamous senior Hezbollah official Hashem Safieddine. It’s like a virtual war zone, but with blocks and stuff. Join us for the most intense and chaotic battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Plus, you might even uncover some secret treasures hidden in the rubble. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s blow stuff up together!

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Morning Dementia Drop

morning blood draw, time of day, dementia test, dementia diagnosis, dementia

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got zombies that only come out at night when the blood is drawn, man! And get this, if you take a dementia test in the morning, your memory is gonna be on point, but if you take it at night, you gonna be forgettin’ where you put your diamond sword, bro! It’s like, a whole new level of challenge, ya feel me? So come join us and see if you can survive the night and keep your memory intact, fam! Let’s get this party started, woo!

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Welcome to the “Infinity Circle Server! smp 1.21” – where the fun never ends, just like a broken record!

Whitelist, Fun, Server, Builders, Mods

Infinity Cube Server Overview

Description
Interested in a forever server, with an emphasis on builders, that stays fresh with the resets of certain chunks every update? Look no further!
Looking for new players to join the Infinity Cube Server! (est. OCT, 2020) {whitelist}
The server is a whitelisted vanilla server running on 1.21!
Mostly experienced builders on the server, but all player types are encouraged to apply!
Running strong since October 10th, 2020! Closing in on 4 years on the world!

FAQ

What is the goal of the Infinity Cube Server?

The goal is to have fun, enjoy doing what you like in the game, and spend time making friends on the server. Mostly experienced builders are required, but all player types are welcome.

What about updates and mods?

The server currently runs on Minecraft version 1.21, but will update to newer versions as they are released. Chunks are reset before future updates to keep the world fresh. There are various mods installed on the server, such as TP to spawn, TP to home, Fast Leaf Decay, Dynmap, and more. Other mods are client-side and up to the player, with minimal restrictions.

How do I join the Infinity Cube Server?

1. Join the discord: https://discord.gg/zhb8dpXTJ3

2. Check out the website for more information (link in discord)

3. Fill out the application on the #smp-application channel

Thank you for considering 🙂

Joker’s Block Party Minecraft Server

instability, BRAINWASHING, mental instability, societal betrayal, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take the chaos and madness of the Joker movie to a whole new level! Join us as we dive deep into the world of psychological operations and social engineering, all while building epic structures and battling mobs.

Ever wanted to experience what it’s like to descend into madness like the Joker? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is designed to make you question reality and plant false memories in your mind. Who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, am I right?

Forget about societal norms and embrace the chaos! Our server is the perfect place for those who feel betrayed by society and are ready to rebel. We even have special events where we recreate scenes from the movie, complete with riots and public breakdowns. It’s like LARPing, but with creepers!

But wait, there’s more! The government may be watching, but that just adds to the thrill. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some deep, dark secrets while playing on our server. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft (unless the government is involved).

So come join us on our Joker-inspired Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and reality is just a suggestion. Trust us, it’ll be a riot! (Literally)

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ZeroByte Minecraft SMP Fun

InterconnectCollectKit, application, Bytes, invisible code, v. 4.0.5

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so advanced that we have an application with 0 bytes of size installed by default in Android 13. Yes, you heard that right – 0 bytes! It’s called the InterconnectCollectKit v. 4.0.5 and it’s so mysterious, it’s like invisible code.

Join our server and unravel the secrets of this bizarre application. Maybe it holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures or summoning mythical creatures in the game. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world?

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server that defies all logic and reason like ours does? Plus, rumor has it that the InterconnectCollectKit v. 4.0.5 is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly out of this world!

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Work Break Minecraft Server

Chores, Financial, exhaustion, new parent, Schedule

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of balancing work and family life? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to call your job a “break” like some people do!

Join us for some epic adventures and build your dream world while taking breaks whenever you need them – because we get it, being a parent is tough work!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only appear during your work hours, so you better log on and protect your creations before they get blown up!

So come on over and join us for some laughs, some fun, and maybe even a little bit of chaos – just like parenting!

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NoWalletNoProblemMC

Trust, Honesty, EMBARRASSMENT, Generosity, Integrity

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to cover other players’ expenses? Look no further! Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can mine and build without worrying about your friends forgetting their wallets.

Join us and avoid awkward situations like the one Sarah put our player through. We promise not to guilt trip you into covering someone else’s share, no matter how small the amount. Plus, with our crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come join us and leave your wallet at home – we’ve got you covered in the virtual world!

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HaxThatWork Minecraft SMP

too good to be true, Hacks, smp, life hack, Creative

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Rumor has it that he’s been practicing his dance moves just to impress our players. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed their own boy band and are dropping a mixtape next week.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret life hack on our server that will blow your mind. Want to know how to make diamonds rain from the sky? Just stand on your head and sing the national anthem backwards while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Trust us, it works every time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like when the cows start breakdancing or the zombies throw a surprise birthday party for the skeletons. It’s a wild ride, but we promise you’ll never be bored.

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