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Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 7149 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 358 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Imagine a world where your in-game character sleeps on a couch because they can’t afford a bed. That’s the reality of our server, where we teach valuable life lessons about budgeting and priorities.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who work 2 days a week and still struggle to pay rent. It’s like a virtual reality version of your brother-in-law’s life!
So if you’re ready to experience the thrill of choosing between a bed and a theme park trip, join our server now! Who needs roller coasters when you can have a good night’s sleep, am I right?