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  • CrazyCraftWeddingBliss

    CrazyCraftWeddingBliss
    Are you tired of boring weddings where everything goes according to plan? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee drama, suspense, and unexpected twists!

    Picture this: you’re about to get married in two months and you invite your old friend James, who has a history of psych ward visits and mental breakdowns. But wait, there’s more! Your other friends are not too thrilled about it and think it’s a terrible idea. Will James cause chaos at your wedding? Will your friends survive the drama? Join our server to find out!

    Experience the thrill of wedding planning gone wrong, friendships put to the test, and unexpected guests causing mayhem. Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have a virtual one filled with excitement and suspense? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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  • PityPals Minecraft SMP

    PityPals Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with try-hards and rule-followers? Do you secretly feel sorry for those poor souls who have never experienced the chaos and hilarity of our server? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane pranks, epic battles, and ridiculous shenanigans. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server behind the scenes, a giant chicken that roams the land causing chaos, and a group of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret treasure hunt where players can search for hidden loot scattered throughout the map, a weekly fashion show where players can show off their most ridiculous outfits, and a monthly dance-off competition where the winner gets to ride a flying pig for a day.

    So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and join a community of like-minded crazies, come on down to our server and see what all the fuss is about. Just be prepared for anything because on our SMP, anything can happen!

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  • SlowlyCraft – Life’s Pointlessness

    SlowlyCraft – Life’s Pointlessness
    join our epic minecraft server where snails and turtles rule the land! why, you ask? because they understand the meaning of life and take it slow, just like our server!

    imagine building your dream house at a snail’s pace, knowing that it’s not about the destination but the journey. and who knows, maybe you’ll find a wise old turtle to give you life advice as you mine for diamonds.

    plus, our server is so chill that even creepers have taken up yoga and meditation to find inner peace before exploding. so come join us and embrace the slow life, because in the end, we’re all just snails and turtles in a vast minecraft world.

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  • NoShowMommaCraft

    NoShowMommaCraft
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s more unpredictable than Millie’s excuses for missing out on events! Just like Millie’s disappearing act, you never know what surprises await you in our server.

    With more twists and turns than Millie trying to change plans to accommodate her baby, our server will keep you on your toes. Who needs brunch when you can have epic adventures in the world of Minecraft?

    Unlike Millie, who always seems to have a reason to bail, our server will never let you down. You’ll be partying with us every day, no excuses needed!

    So come join us and leave the drama behind, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be arguing about is who found the most diamonds! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with Millie’s excuses.

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  • CareerCraft Minecraft Server

    CareerCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being called an “asshole” by your friends just because you went to college and have a chill job in an air-conditioned office? Well, fear no more, because on our Minecraft server, we celebrate all types of career paths!

    Join us and build your own virtual air-conditioned office, where you can work on your materials research projects at your own pace. No more back pain from being an electrician or mechanic – just pure relaxation and creativity!

    And if your friends try to make fun of you for your career choices, just build a virtual wall around them and laugh as they struggle to break free. Show them who’s the real boss in this pixelated world!

    So come on, join our server and show off your chemistry skills while building the ultimate virtual empire. Who needs validation from friends when you have a Minecraft kingdom to rule?

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  • KindCraft: Motivation for the Everyday Player

    KindCraft: Motivation for the Everyday Player
    Are you tired of mining for hours only to be greeted by a creeper blowing up your hard-earned diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us and experience a world where kindness is rewarded with epic loot and special abilities.

    Imagine this: you’re wandering through the pixelated forests when suddenly a group of zombies start attacking you. But instead of fighting back, you offer them some cake and they become your loyal companions, helping you defeat the Ender Dragon in record time. That’s the kind of magic you can expect on our server.

    So if you’re someone who spreads positivity in a world full of griefers and trolls, come join us and be part of a community that values kindness above all else. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you from any griefers trying to ruin your day. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let your kindness shine in this crazy, blocky world!

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  • CraftyLove: Anniversary Abandonment Angst

    CraftyLove: Anniversary Abandonment Angst
    Are you tired of dealing with unreliable partners who prioritize poker over anniversaries? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your dream world without any drunken fiancés ruining the fun! Our server is alcohol-free and full of supportive players who will never leave you hanging for a game of cards. Say goodbye to controlling jerks and hello to a community where the only thing you need to worry about is building the best castle in all of Minecraft! Join now and leave the drama behind!

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  • BlockyBabesAndDudes

    BlockyBabesAndDudes
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you want to find your Minecraft soulmate? Look no further, because on our server, you can find love in the most unexpected places! Imagine meeting your future partner while battling creepers or building a castle together. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server full of potential dates? Join now and swipe right on your next blocky romance!

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  • BabyNameDramaCraft

    BabyNameDramaCraft
    Are you tired of boring baby showers with the same old names being chosen for babies? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate unique baby names like “Five” because, hey, why not remind your child of all the struggles you went through to conceive them?

    Just like Ana and BIL, who have been through 3 miscarriages and an abortion, our server is a reminder that anything is possible, even naming your child after a number! And if anyone dares to question your choice, don’t worry, we’ll have your back and support you all the way, just like Ana’s SIL who tried to ruin her baby shower but ended up making it even more memorable!

    So come join us on our Minecraft server where we celebrate the unconventional and embrace the outrageous. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find inspiration for your next baby name!

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  • BabyWaker Minecraft Server

    BabyWaker Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in equal sleep rights for all! Join us for some blocky fun and outrageous adventures.

    Are you tired of carrying the burden of taking care of your virtual baby all by yourself? Well, on our server, we believe in sharing the load. Just like this player’s husband who needs to wake up for night feedings if he wants to sleep in, you too can experience the joys of virtual parenthood with a twist.

    Join us and experience the thrill of pumping virtually, ensuring you always have milk in the fridge and freezer for those late-night gaming sessions. And don’t worry about missing out on sleep, because on our server, everyone takes turns waking up for night feedings. It’s a win-win situation for all!

    So come on down to our server and experience the joy of virtual parenting like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so realistic and hilarious at the same time? Join us now and let the fun begin!

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