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  • WifeStealerCraft

    WifeStealerCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where running away from your problems is not only encouraged, but necessary for survival!

    Join us for a morning jog through our virtual world, where you can escape the heat waves and migraines of real life. Don’t worry about sacrificing gym time for your significant other, because here, you can prioritize your own well-being without any guilt trips.

    Experience the thrill of dodging virtual obstacles while avoiding the wrath of a 4-year-old who didn’t get her snack. And remember, on our server, intent doesn’t matter – only your ability to outrun your problems.

    So come join us and start your day off right with a dose of virtual cardio and drama-free workouts. Who needs a gym when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

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  • WakeyCraft

    WakeyCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure! Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers with your friends.

    Need a break from annoying siblings and unsympathetic parents? Look no further! On our server, you can unleash your frustrations by blowing up TNT and creating chaos in a virtual world. No need to cry over spilled milk (or missing dry shampoo) when you can unleash your inner warrior in epic battles.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you turn a stressful situation into a hilarious story to share with your fellow gamers? Come join us and let’s laugh, build, and conquer together!

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  • StupidCraft Minecraft Server

    StupidCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of arguing with villagers who just don’t get it? Join our Minecraft server and leave those dumb NPCs behind! Our server is filled with intelligent players who will actually listen to your ideas and have meaningful conversations about block placement and mob farming techniques.

    Plus, we have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or lead the rebellion against our feathered overlords? The choice is yours on our crazy Minecraft server!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the bottom of a lava pit guarded by a pack of rabid wolves. Can you survive the challenge and claim the riches for yourself? Only the bravest and most skilled players will succeed on our server.

    So why waste your time arguing with stupid villagers when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and embark on epic adventures with chickens, wolves, and treasure chests? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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  • IceCreamMom Minecraft Server

    IceCreamMom Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Abby’s day at the park? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about dairy drama. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s as sweet as Abby’s son (minus the ice cream incident, of course). Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun – just watch out for any unexpected surprises along the way!

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  • AntidepressantCraft: Reimagined

    AntidepressantCraft: Reimagined
    LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT WILL CURE UR SEROTONIN DEFICIT HYPOTHESIS FOR MAJOR DEPRESSIVE DISORDER! WE GOT ANTIDEPRESSANT BLOCKS DAT WILL MAKE U FEEL ALL HAPPY AND SHIZZ! SCIENTISTS SAY IT WORKS, SO IT MUST BE LEGIT, RIGHT?

    ALSO, OUR SERVER GOT A SPECIAL FRAMEWORK FOR UNDERSTANDING HOW CLASSIC ANTIDEPRESSANTS WORK IN TREATING MDD. WE RE-EMPHASIZE THEIR IMPORTANCE BY BUILDING GIANT PILL STRUCTURES THAT WILL MAKE U FEEL LIKE U CAN TAKE ON THE WHOLE BLOCKY WORLD!

    JOIN US AND LET’S REFRAME THE CLINICAL CONVERSATION AROUND ANTIDEPRESSANTS IN A MINECRAFTY WAY! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN JUST MINE AND CRAFT UR WAY TO HAPPINESS? LET’S GET LIT AND BUILD SOME HAPPY BLOCKS TOGETHER! 🤪🎮🚀

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  • VeganVengeanceMC

    VeganVengeanceMC
    Are you tired of dealing with disrespectful kids who make fun of others for being vegan? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we only accept players who embrace all lifestyles, including veganism!

    We have a strict rule against bullying and if you’re caught making fun of someone for being vegan, you’ll be sent to the virtual principal’s office for a virtual detention. And trust me, you do not want to face the wrath of the virtual principal!

    But that’s not all – we have a unique punishment system for those who refuse to apologize for their actions. If you’re caught being a vegan-hater, you’ll be forced to survive on a strict vegan diet in the game until you learn your lesson. And let me tell you, surviving on virtual tofu and kale is no easy feat!

    So come join our server and learn to be a better, more accepting player. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a love for virtual vegan cuisine along the way!

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  • Sovereign SMP Season 3: Where creepers and drama both blow up in your face!

    Sovereign SMP Season 3: Where creepers and drama both blow up in your face!



    Sovereign SMP Minecraft Server

    Server InformationDetails
    Server TypeSMP
    Age Requirement18+
    Play StylesAll are welcome
    PluginsProximity Chat, Dynmap, Mini Blocks, More Mob Heads, Player Head Drops, Fast Leaf Decay, Armor Stands, Single Player Sleep
    VersionPaper 1.20.4

    Apply through Discord! – Join us on Discord

    FAQ

    1. What is Sovereign SMP?

    Sovereign SMP is an 18+, LGBTQIA+ friendly Minecraft server focused on building a positive and welcoming community.

    2. Can I join if I am under 18?

    Sorry, but the server is limited to players who are 18 years or older.

    3. Can I use TNT duping and redstone tricks?

    Yes, TNT duping and other redstone tricks are allowed on the server.

    4. How do I apply to join the server?

    You can apply through Discord by joining our server using the invite link provided above.

    5. Is griefing, theft, or harassment allowed on the server?

    No, we have a zero tolerance policy for any form of harassment, discrimination, bullying, hacking, griefing, theft, etc.


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  • Mom’s Boyfriend Doesn’t Know English

    Mom’s Boyfriend Doesn’t Know English
    Are you tired of boring family drama and want to escape to a world of blocks and adventure? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and unexpected twists.

    Imagine a world where your mom’s foreign boyfriend is actually a secret cryptocurrency genius who lost half of his savings in a risky investment. And guess what? He’s also a master at insulting your appearance and questioning your parentage. But don’t worry, because you have a secret weapon – a hidden talent for speaking perfect English thanks to your dad’s sneaky tutoring sessions.

    When the boyfriend crosses the line and insults your braces, it’s time to show him who’s boss. With a quick-witted comeback about his financial failures, you’ll leave him speechless and your mom in shock. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from family drama?

    So why wait? Join our server now for a hilarious and unpredictable experience that will leave you laughing and crafting for hours on end. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

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  • SkinnyDadvsFatKid

    SkinnyDadvsFatKid
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a dad who went from being a chunky monkey to a fitness freak! Join us for some epic adventures and witness the transformation of a man who went from loving donuts to loving dumbbells.

    Our server is the perfect place to escape from controlling parents who think they know everything about weight loss. Forget about weird diets and constant BMI calculations, here you can just focus on building your dream world block by block.

    And if you ever feel like your dad is being too harsh, just remind him about his loose skin and watch him turn as red as a ripe tomato. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

    So come join us on our server, where the only weight you have to worry about is the weight of your diamond armor. Let’s build, mine, and troll our way to victory!

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  • NoPupAllowed Minecraft Server

    NoPupAllowed Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of chaotic playdates with anxious, destructive dogs? Join our Minecraft server where the only chaos you’ll experience is trying to survive the night with creepers and zombies! No more whining, scratching, or furniture destruction – just pure blocky fun!

    Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life drama like separation anxiety and chewed-up couches. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling mobs with your friends. Say goodbye to doggy drama and hello to pixelated adventures!

    So come join us on our server and leave the real world behind – because here, the only thing you need to worry about is whether you’ll survive the next creeper explosion or not!

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