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Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 9711 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Epic Shields Constructed: | 16 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 369 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
Zombie Dances: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
Love Letters Sent: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 32 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Imagine logging in to our server and being greeted by a virtual family dynamic that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion. From ex-girlfriends showing up unannounced to military sons calling to complain about Mother’s Day drama, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
And if you’re worried about getting bored, don’t be! With storylines crazier than a villager trading emeralds for diamonds, you’ll be entertained for hours on end. So come join us and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?