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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 1799 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 |
Potions Brewed: | 184 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 4942 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Undertaker vs. Mankind Hell in a Cell match look like a pillow fight. – Our community events are so wild, they once had a group of players reenact the entire plot of Mean Girls using only sheep and TNT. – Our economy system is so messed up, we once had a player become a millionaire by selling nothing but dirt blocks.
So come join us and embrace the chaos of the shitters of AEW’s women’s division Minecraft SMP – where every block you break could lead to a hilarious disaster!