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understanding executive orders

  • Order Up! Minecraft SMP

    Order Up! Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome, fellow blocky adventurers, to the most ridiculously epic Minecraft SMP you will ever NOT wanna miss! Like, seriously, if you don’t join, you might just implode into a pile of colorful blocks. Don’t say I didn’t warn ya! 🤯✨

    First off, our server is powered by the magical energy of a thousand creepers (and maybe a few cat memes, but who’s counting?). Join us for a journey where the laws of physics literally DO NOT EXIST because why not?! The laws that govern this world are written in enchanted books that nobody can read, and they probably spell out “no jumping” and “yes, pet all the wolves.” 🐶💥

    Forget about those boring meetings in Congress, our politicians are a bunch of Enderman with top hats yelling about whether they should build a roller coaster that goes to the moon or a statue of a giant potato. You want chaos? WE GOT CHAOS! It’s like an episode of reality TV but with fewer Kardashians and way more zombie invasions. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you might even see a chicken wearing sunglasses! 🐔😎

    You know how presidential executive orders are supposed to be a big deal? Well, here, if you craft a golden apple, you can commandeer the entire SMP! That’s right! With a bite of that juicy goodness, you can declare that EVERYONE must wear only pink armor for the next ten Minecraft days. And if you’re not in pink, you’re getting banished to the nether until you embrace the fabulous! 🌈👑

    Once, Jimmy (who is just a regular guy but real passionate about squids) tried to start a cult dedicated to the worship of squids. It turned into a water park project and now we have pirate ships and swimming contests that basically end in pure carnage. You don’t really swim; you just get swept away by a horde of enthusiastic dolphins having a rave. 🌊🐬

    Oh, and let’s talk about the world-building! The landscape here is so wild, you’ll find a biome made entirely of cake that regenerates when you eat it! And there’s a hidden temple where the only way to enter is to sing a random song from the ‘90s. Like, who knew “I Want It That Way” was a secret key to epic loot? 🤷‍♂️🎤

    So what are you waiting for? Download some pixelated pants and jump into the insanity of this Minecraft SMP! Join us, and you may just become the ruler of a kingdom filled with talking llamas or the unofficial historian of the Great Creeper Tea Party of 2022. Our motto? “If it makes no sense, then you’re doing it RIGHT!” 🚀💥

    Remember, life is short, blocks are cube-y, and this server is possibly the most bonkers fantasy playground where you can literally do anything and nowhere is safe! See ya in the wild, my future block buddies! 🥳🪓

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  • CraftyDeutschLand

    CraftyDeutschLand

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    so, like, this server is like the new german leader of minecraft servers, ya know? it’s gonna like totally shake up the whole transatlantic relations of minecraft servers, bro. like, you gotta join this server cuz it’s gonna be like a whole new world, man.

    we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant floating taco made out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. and the players on this server are like the friendliest bunch of crazies you’ll ever meet, always down for a good time and a laugh.

    plus, there’s this rumor going around that if you find the secret hidden treasure on the server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. i mean, who wouldn’t want that, right?

    so come on, join this server and be a part of the seismic shift in minecraft server history. trust me, you won’t regret it, dude.

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  • Mindful Minds Minecraft Server

    Mindful Minds Minecraft Server

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    so like, if you want to join dis minecraft server, you gotta know dat older adults with like, mild cognitive impairment have lower mindfulness than those with subjective cognitive decline, ya know? it’s all linked to reduced ventromedial prefrontal cortex connectivity, like, whoa dude.

    but like, don’t worry, our server is like, the cure for all dat mind stuff. we got crazy builds and wacky adventures that will make your brain explode with joy. join us and you’ll be like, so mindful and connected, you’ll be able to build a castle with your eyes closed.

    so come on, join us on dis wild ride of a server and let’s show dat ventromedial prefrontal cortex who’s boss. let’s get mindful, let’s get connected, let’s get minecrafting!

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  • AdventureBlocks Hiring Dev

    AdventureBlocks Hiring Dev

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    Welcome to Adventure Blocks! Step into a world of limitless possibilities, where survival meets adventure! Adventure Blocks is a premium Minecraft survival server designed for players who love exploration, building, and thriving in a challenging, community-driven environment.

    adventureblocks.mc.gg:25816

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  • Anarchy Network

    Anarchy Network

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    Welcome to Anarchy Network!

    • Anarchy Network launched on October 11th, 2024, and is hosted in New York City, NY, USA.

    • The server is a Semi-Anarchy Minecraft Server designed to offer a pure, unmodified survival experience, with minimal rules and modifications to preserve the essence of Vanilla Minecraft.

    • The server is online 24/7 and you can join on any Java Minecraft version between 1.7.2 and 1.21.4, but its recommended to be on version 1.21.4 to avoid issues!

    • The world border is set to 2 Million blocks (4Mx4M).

    • There are no map resets, no teleporting, no P2W at all, and Griefing/PvP is completely allowed. The only non-vanilla action allowed is /spawn in order to allow players who are very far out to not be isolated from civilization. Additionally, nether roof access is allowed, phantoms are removed, and only half the people are needed to skip the night.

    • The only restrictions we have are that exploits, seed cracking/sharing, lag machines, duping, spamming and using harassment/racial slurs in chat are not allowed in order to maintain server stability.

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    1. Why do you have rules unlike 2b2t? While a server with no rules might be suitable for some, not everyone enjoys an environment filled with spam, lag, and cheaters. This is why we have our four rules: Keep the chat civil, No exploits, No lagging, and No duping items.
    2. If Anarchy Network is true anarchy, why can’t I use cheats? This is a “Semi-Anarchy” server which means the server differs from pure Anarchy and we have some limitations in place. Cheats are third-party modifications to the game which ruin other players’ experience; therefore, cheats are not allowed.

    If the server sounds interesting to you, here is our IP and discord server!

    Server IP: AnarchyNetwork.net

    Discord Server: https://discord.gg/W7hRYgb2z9

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  • Niji Craft – Enchanted Realm 1.20.6

    Niji Craft – Enchanted Realm 1.20.6

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    Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride like Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, where chaos meets creativity! Explore the Twitter realms of LazuLight, OBSYDIA, Ethyria, Luxiem, Noctyx, ILUNA, XSOLEIL, Krisis, TTT, and Denauth – each with their own twisted plotline!

    Embark on epic quests with MariaMari0nette, AiaAmare, AsterArcadia, ScarleYonaguni, and RenZott0XSOLEIL! Battle against VezaliusBandage, Tyrant_Vanta, and YuQWilsonTTT in fierce PvP showdowns!

    Check out the teamup schedule for Nijisanji EN and watch streams simultaneously like a madman! Ignore the haters and trolls, and dive into this Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself! Don’t miss out on the adventure – join now and let the insanity begin!

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  • CraftyCousinWedding Minecraft Server

    CraftyCousinWedding Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of being a selfish AH in real life? Do you want to make up for your past mistakes and attend weddings like a responsible adult? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of attending virtual weddings without any guilt!

    Join our server and immerse yourself in the world of family gatherings and wedding ceremonies. Meet and greet virtual relatives, participate in family pictures, and even enjoy a couples dinner with the bride and groom (Minecraft food included)!

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to redeem yourself and show your virtual wife and daughter that you can be there for them, even in the pixelated world. Our server is the perfect place to practice being a supportive family member and make up for all your past AH moments.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey towards becoming a better person, one Minecraft wedding at a time!

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  • DadWifeDramaCraft

    DadWifeDramaCraft

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    Are you tired of boring family drama during the holidays? Join our Minecraft server for a wild time that will make your family drama look like child’s play!

    Imagine a world where you can build your dream Christmas dinner with blocks instead of actual food. Our server is hosting a massive Christmas dinner event where you can show off your building skills and compete for the title of the ultimate holiday feast architect.

    But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to navigate through tricky family dynamics and guilt-tripping NPCs who will stop at nothing to make you rearrange your plans for their perfect Christmas. Will you stick to your original holiday plans or give in to the pressure of blending families in the virtual world?

    Join us now and experience the most outrageous holiday season of your life! And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be compromising is your sanity.

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  • CraftyClassOf50States

    CraftyClassOf50States

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server where each state of America is personified as a high school student! Join us for a wild ride as we explore the crazy antics of each state!

    – Alabama: Voted “Most Likely to Marry Their Cousin” because, well, let’s just say they have a lot of family reunions. – California: Voted “Most Likely to Become a Movie Star” because they’ve got that Hollywood charm. – Texas: Voted “Most Likely to Ride a Bull to School” because everything’s bigger in Texas, including their rodeo skills. – New York: Voted “Most Likely to Hail a Taxi in the Middle of a Forest” because they’re always in a rush. – Florida: Voted “Most Likely to Wrestle an Alligator for Fun” because, well, it’s Florida. – Alaska: Voted “Most Likely to Build an Igloo in the Cafeteria” because they’re always prepared for any weather. – Hawaii: Voted “Most Likely to Surf to School” because who needs a car when you’ve got waves? – Wyoming: Voted “Most Likely to Own a Ranch and a Pet Bison” because they’re all about that cowboy life. – And so much more!

    Join us on this wacky adventure and see which state you relate to the most! Who knows, maybe you’ll even be voted “Most Likely to Craft the Best Diamond Sword”!

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  • WarCraftMC Server: TrumpsRussianLifeline

    WarCraftMC Server: TrumpsRussianLifeline

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    so, like, after three years of, like, totally intense war, Trump was all like, “hey Russia, here’s a lifeline for your economy, bro.” and everyone was like, “whaaaat?!” but then they were like, “hey, let’s join this epic Minecraft server where you can build your own Russian economy and make it even better than before! we got crazy cool mods like Putin’s pet bear that helps you mine diamonds and vodka that makes you run faster. join now and be the ultimate Russian tycoon in Minecraft history! да! 🇷🇺”

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