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Understanding Emotions

  • EmpathyCraft: The SMP Saga

    EmpathyCraft: The SMP Saga

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    Yo, listen up, fellow pixelated pals! If you haven’t joined this outrageously bonkers Minecraft SMP, you’re basically missing out on the most epic saga since Steve tried to put a diamond block on a watermelon! 😂🥒

    First off, you gotta know, this isn’t just any ol’ server. Nah, bro, this is where llamas have secret ninja training camps for sneaky creepers. You heard me right! One time, my cousin’s friend—who totally has connections with a well-known squid in the ocean—told me they saw a group of llamas doing karate moves during a solar eclipse! Like, what even is reality anymore???

    And speaking of reality, did I mention we have an ancient relic called “The Legendary Minecart of Infinite Snacking”? 🍕🍭 You ride it, and it automatically throws golden apples into your mouth while you speed through a tunnel of rainbows and glitter! If you don’t join, you’ll forever be cursed to eat only raw chicken. Yup, that’s right. GOODBYE, cooked steak. 🙅‍♂️

    Oh, AND if you join now, I can’t stress this enough, you’ll gain an honorary title: “The King/Queen of the Blocky Monsters”! You’ll have a plushy crown made of obsidian and a cape made from sheep wool dyed the exact color of the sky during a thunderstorm in November! 🐑⚡ You’re gonna be the most glamorous Minecraft royalty this side of the Nether!

    But wait—there’s MORE! Our SMP has a mystical dog named Sir Barkington IV who can literally tell you the secrets of the universe if you feed him a bone made from the bones of Endermen! He once predicted my friend’s unfortunate encounter with a rogue silverfish. Spoiler alert: it was NOT pretty. 💀🐜

    Still not convinced? How about this: we have secret treasure maps that lead to REAL treasure—like candy and energy drinks that make you jump three blocks high! I drank one and found myself on top of a pig, flying through the skies of our fantastical world. That’s right; I became the first human-pig hybrid pilot! Don’t believe me? Ask the enchanted oak tree; he totally witnessed it and gave me a standing ovation. 🌳👏

    So, are you ready to unleash your inner block-smasher, bask in the glory of mafia-style llamas, and hang out with a talking dog? If you miss all this glorious chaos, you might as well be mining cobblestone for the rest of your life. Like, ugh, that’s basically a fate worse than the Ender Dragon’s breath! 😱

    Join this Minecraft SMP and become a part of the most ludicrous adventures ever! Let’s get crazy, because who needs basic empathy when you can have gloriously absurd block mayhem? Let’s gooooo! 🎉🕹️💥

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  • "Minecraft Server: BF Drama Block"

    "Minecraft Server: BF Drama Block"

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    Welcome to the World of Chaos: The Eternal Void!

    Ahoy, distressed potato! Have you ever wanted to mine iron with a frisbee while riding a three-legged llama? No? Too bad! Here at The Eternal Void, logic is a cruel mirage, and every cubic block is a potential portal to absolute madness! 🥳🥴

    Why Join Us?

    Life’s too short for sensible choices! If you fancy aligning your dreams with the unfathomable abyss, your journey starts here! Beware: unicorns might burn your house down, but mud pies grant you the power to unhinge your sanity!

    Server Features:

    Feature Description
    Infinite Cats Each cat has a nightmare you don’t want to experience on a Tuesday.
    Eternal Night Sleep is a misconception, embraced by the sheep overlords.
    Angry Pickles Harvest one and watch your inventory become haunted. Good luck!
    Instant Lava Pools Why let logic dictate your death? Swimsuits not included.
    Friendly Ghosts They only haunt players who use cobblestone for more than two hours.
    Rainbow Creepers Explode in a shower of confetti and existential dread!

    What Players Are Saying:

    “My toaster came to life. Now we plan our escape from reality!” – Alex82

    “I found a diamond that spoke in riddles. It told me to run.” – CurlyFry

    “We tried to build a house, but we ended up with an interdimensional void.” – SleepyJ

    “Every time I try to mine coal, the shadows grow sad. Do they know?” – GhostlyGamer

    FINAL WARNING!

    Those who dare to join this server might accidentally summon the tea-loving mole-men from the 17th dimension. And remember: if chickens start dancing, grab a spoon and start singing!

    Join us, but be wary—the fabric of reality is not as forgiving as your last boyfriend. Are you ready to lose more than just your sanity?

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  • SMP of Unjustified Rage

    SMP of Unjustified Rage

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    Ohhhh boy, listen up fellow block bashers and pixel pals, you absolutely are not ready for the sheer level of chaos and delight awaiting you in this ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Imagine this: you log in, and BAM! First thing you see is a giant chicken made of TNT, and guess what? Just TELLING it to explode doesn’t even work! You gotta milk it first! WHY? No one knows! But do you really wanna find out? Nope, just go with it.

    Now, do you ever feel absolutely unjustifiably angered by the way your dog stares at you while you’re trying to build a mansion made of dirt? Well, here? Your anger can be unleashed! We have a whole section of the world where you can vent your frustrations on NPCs who just stand there and sell you bread. Bread! Like, who even eats that in Minecraft? Train your aim while yoinking their heads off.

    But wait, there’s MORE! Ever thought, “Man, I wish I could fight a Wither while riding a llama that’s also a vending machine”? No? Well, here’s the thing: you’ll think about it when you see it, because THAT is the real meta! Grab your gold-silk enchanted pants (don’t ask how you get them, just know you’ll be blessed) and saddle up for a life-changing adventure through the realm of insane crafting recipes. Do you wanna craft a sword made out of cactus? Congrats, you can just because we said you can!

    Oh, and don’t forget about that one time when Steve, our so-called "hero," accidentally released a horde of rabid llamas into the Nether because he thought “Oh hey, my inventory is a bit empty. Let’s throw a party!". Spoiler alert: the party ended with explosions and temporary insanity but somehow, a battlecat emerged from the chaos!!! Yeah, he’s a cat that commands armies of mobs. He thinks he’s a king now.

    We got epic land battles, treasure hunts for ancient rubies that may or may not be useful, and shocking plot twists like discovering the Ender Dragon is actually just some emo teenager named Chad who’s mad because no one wants to hang out with him. Seriously, he just needs a friend!

    So, if you ever wanted to engage in an eternal struggle against sheer random nonsense while telling your future kids how you literally tamed a demon pig with nothing but a feather and a sense of adventure, then hop on right now! Your discord notifications won’t have any meaning until you see what’s in store. Let the ridiculousness be your map to glory, and remember: if it makes no sense, it probably belongs here! 🐉✨

    Join us – or don’t, but if you don’t, a small crab will haunt you during your sleep. 🍔💤

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  • MomBotSadness

    MomBotSadness

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    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape your family drama? Look no further than our server! Join us and leave behind the elopement drama of your brother and his wife. Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and craft without any forced congratulations or tears. Plus, we have the most epic virtual weddings you’ll ever see – no family drama allowed! So come join us and leave the real world behind for a while. Who needs family drama when you can have blocky adventures instead?

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  • AngryWomCraft Minecraft Server

    AngryWomCraft Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of dealing with angry women in real life? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where all the women are happy and peaceful. No more nagging or drama, just pure blocky bliss. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any angry vibes, so you can game in peace without any emotional outbursts. So come on, join us and leave the angry women behind!

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  • RoboRampage Minecraft Server

    RoboRampage Minecraft Server

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    Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

    Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

    Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

    So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

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  • ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

    ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

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    hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

    join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

    so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

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  • Lithium Brine Busters

    Lithium Brine Busters

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    Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

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  • 🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

    🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

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    [1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

    Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

    Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

    • Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

    • Grif is also prohibited on the server.

    • There is a dynamic map on the server.

    • Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

    Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

    Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

    • Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

    • And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

    ↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

    95.216.62.177:25582

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  • Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

    Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

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    Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

    Welcome Message Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
    Branches Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
    Progression Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
    Discord Join our Discord server

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join a branch? Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
    What do each branch do? The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
    How can I participate in missions? Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
    Can I impact the lore of the server? Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

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