Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.
Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain the ability to speak fluent llama and ride on the backs of ender dragons. Not to mention, our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest blocks to add to his collection.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a disgruntled chicken who clucks ominously in the dead of night. Will you be brave enough to face the feathered fiend?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, don’t talk to Anon in school about it. We don’t need any weird rumors spreading…
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie llamas, riding on flying pigs, and mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of rainbow unicorn horns. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!
And if you’re wondering what it means if a guy calls you a harlot on our server, well, it probably just means he’s jealous of your epic building skills and wants to challenge you to a build-off. So come join us and show off your mad Minecraft skills while making new friends and enemies along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!
Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mythical “girlcock” – a rare and powerful item rumored to grant unlimited power to those who possess it. Who knows what kind of wild adventures and hilarious mishaps you’ll encounter along the way!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamacorns who roam the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever they go. Will you befriend these majestic creatures or run in terror from their sparkly hooves?
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, if you’re not willing to suck girlcock, you might not be ready for the insanity that awaits you!
Are you tired of carrying around heavy linkies all by yourself, feeling weighed down like you’re lugging around a sack of sand? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have magical fairies who will carry your linkies for you! That’s right, these mystical creatures will float alongside you, light as a feather, so you can focus on building the most epic creations without breaking a sweat. Join us and let the fairies do all the heavy lifting for you!
Welcome to the Minecraft server where men cried – not because of grief or sadness, but because they were laughing so hard at all the crazy shenanigans happening on this server!
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize. Or how about participating in our weekly llama fashion show, where the most stylish llama wins a crown made of emeralds?
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And don’t even get us started on our annual pig racing competition, where the pigs wear tiny little racing helmets and zoom around the track at lightning speed.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the sky is made of rainbow blocks and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? Come join us and see why this is the Minecraft server where men cried tears of joy!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server unlike any other. This server was filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. But that’s not even the best part! The players on this server were all expert builders, creating magnificent structures that would make even the Eiffel Tower jealous.
But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride dragons, battle evil wizards, and even participate in epic dance-offs. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have the best parties in town. We’re talking disco balls, fireworks, and unlimited cake.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, we’re not racist, it’s just their culture!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further, because our server is the ultimate desi bro paradise! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild Bollywood dance party breaks out in the caves! And don’t even get us started on the epic tandoori chicken battles that happen every Friday night. Plus, our custom-built Taj Mahal spawn point will make you feel like royalty every time you log on. So come join us and see how desi bros cope with the craziness of Minecraft!
Are you tired of living in a world where you think America is the bad guy? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ll show you the truth – America is the ultimate hero! Join us and witness epic battles where American flags rain down from the sky, bald eagles swoop in to save the day, and apple pies magically appear in your inventory. So come on, join us and embrace your inner patriot! 🇺🇸🦅🍎
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a science experiment gone wrong! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging exploding creepers while trying to solve complex equations at the same time. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit! So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos of science and Minecraft colliding in the most hilarious way possible!
Are you tired of searching for love in all the wrong places? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have a special matchmaking system that pairs you with the perfect partner based on your in-game skills and building abilities. Who needs Tinder when you have blocks and creepers to bring people together?
Join now and let our team of expert matchmakers help you find your perfect player two. Don’t worry about being autistic, our server is a safe and welcoming space for everyone. Plus, who knows, you might just find love in a pixelated world filled with endless possibilities. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the love (and diamonds) flow!
DistanceCraft is a overpowered faction server which has just been released. I am proud to announce after weeks of development its now going public. Hope to see you and your friends there. Because we need staff.
A Clean/Experimental server by friends, as safe as possible for kids to play. Mostly ppl are based in The Netherlands NB and are Climbers by sport. Please keep it clean, we update server with stable versions and would like to keep it Vanilla.
Around since 2011 we have seen minecraft change quite a bit. Though our numbers have dwindled a bit we still have a strong and easygoing community. Come play and help our numbers soar once more If you ever feel like going above and beyond feel free to donate. Anything you give will help keep Vil
We are a small anti-grief survival server, with lots of cool features to keep you entertained. Our autoranking system allows you to rankup by playing, keep inventory is ENABLED, and our auctionhouse lets you trade items quickly.
We have a fun chatreaction minigame, alongside custom chat tags.
Our Spawn! It’s very unique, with a HUGE castle, and a village for you to explore, trading with the traders, unlocking mystery crates and doing our parkour!
Our shop is custom made, with lots of cool things to buy and sell, allowing you to survive and thrive on our amazing server! We got 4 sections:
– Overpowered
– MoneyMaking
– Survival
– Building
ClubMinePenguin is a Club Penguin based server, made for all ages. We aim to bring a friendly, safe, and fun Club Penguin experience into Minecraft. As of now, we offer our scale replica of Classic Club Penguin, and CMP Gamemodes.
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In CMPs Club Penguin, we have monthly parties/events, mascot meetups, minigames, igloos, and all of the other features. Waddle around and meet new friends.
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In CMP Gamemodes, as of now we offer Protected FFA Survival and Creative Plots. But SO MUCH more is coming along the way including Hardcore Survival, Free Build Creative, FFA Survival, and some secret things…
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Join the community and make memorable experiences with other players. Wed love to have you. IP: clubminepenguin.us.to
Make sure you’re in the loop. You can follow and join all of our socials. Including Twitter, Discord, Instagram, etc.
https://clubminepenguin.com/socials
Stellar-MC is a Survival server focused on AntiPay2Win.We have many custom plugins to enhance player’s experience.We were previously known by StellarMCNow. But now we rebranded to “Stellar-MC”
Currently we are supporting clients from version 1.8.9 to 1.19.2
We do have McMMO Ranks!Grind for that top rank. It’s not hard to get.Just come play and discover Stellar-MC.See you on Stellar-MC.
[GENIUS PROJECT] – Classic server. No donation! The server works 24/7. Good /kit starter.
No dupes, LVL 127 and other crap! Come visit us and invite your friends!
Minecraft server lecraft.pl survival modes minigames freebuild building houses on creative how to build a house the best server for minecraft 1.11 we also have versions 1.7.2 but the newer ones are better because there are new lama blocks in minecraft
Apocalyptic Gaming Network(AGN) was founded in 2010, AGN is a multi-server modded/vanilla Minecraft network hosting 30+ servers.
Features:– Economy/Shops/Rewards including Kits/Keys/Crates/Vote Rewards (Custom Plugin)– Dozens of worlds to explore & Bungeecord Network(Custom Made)– Global Chat/Mail/Messaging (Custom Plugin)– Active Discord Server– 24/7 Active Staff in game and on Discord & 24/7 Uptime– Minimal banned items (each server has less than 10 banned items)