Forget about ruining weddings with shocking revelations – on our server, the only thing you’ll be ruining is creepers’ plans to blow up your creations. Join now and leave the real world drama behind!
Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite to our blocky bash.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a game of spleef. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch’s secret stash of enchanted golden apples.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. It’s as simple as crafting a wooden pickaxe…but with way more explosions and shenanigans.
if you wanna see some insane evolution in action, come join us on the server. who needs sex when you got mites defying all odds and surviving for millions of years? it’s like a soap opera, but with mites. trust me, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else. so come join us and witness the mite evolution extravaganza!
| About Season 5 |
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| Season 5 started at midnight 1/10/25. We had 45 players for launch, ranging from 25-40 players currently. This season has a naturally formed a couple of factions, but we have a lot of solo-basers as well. Lively voice chats, people always chatting, active community. We have a diamond economy/player-ran/plot-based shopping district and a games district nearby. If you’re into cool redstone games or casinos, come check out our gaming district, where players can add whatever games they want! We have a community center with mailboxes and a starter area upstairs, and an Event sign-up area! Join us for our newest event, build battle for our nether portal at shopping district! |
| 18+ Community |
| Whether you’re a veteran Minecraft player or a newcomer looking for a multiplayer adventure, we welcome you to join our community! Server is hosted from AZ, US but we have players from all around the globe! |
| Datapacks |
| There are no requirements for you to install any mods to play in our server, but we have curated a compelling roster of plugins to enhance gameplay while preserving the quintessence of the Vanilla Minecraft experience. Some of our noteworthy plugins include: Drop Heads – Players always drop their head when killed by another player. Mobs have a chance of dropping their heads when killed by a player. Coreprotect – Ensures that everyone is safe from grief or theft without any land claiming of any sort. Axgraves – Chest “gravestone” to allow your items to not despawn after a death. Simple VoiceChat – Optional but Encouraged! Allows players to speak in close proximity ingame with each other. Armor Stand Tools – Allows you to better customize the position of armorstands & make item frames invisible! PlayerSleep – Only 10% of online players needs to sleep to skip the night. We offer a Bluemap allowing you to have a 3D view of the world in your web browser. |
🌼 Join Us! 🌼
To request to join our server, please join the discord and fill out an application. Make sure to familiarize yourself with our rules & put effort into your application so we can get to know you better! In the event that your initial application does not meet our criteria, rest assured that we afford all applicants an opportunity to revise and enhance their submissions.
Build your own world where the false-self can’t touch you and the true-self can thrive!
Don’t question reality, just mine diamonds and build epic structures that will make you forget about your lack of depth of character!
Who needs therapy when you can just play on our server and pretend everything is fine? Join now and embrace the chaos!
Dude, on this server, you’ll be living next to some crazy builds that will blow your mind! It’s like stepping into a whole new world of creativity and madness.
And let me tell you, the community here is lit AF! You’ll be making friends left and right, bonding over your love for all things blocky and pixelated.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server and experience the ‘tonari…’ magic for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!
We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that only the most daring players can find.
Our staff members are all trained in the ancient art of meme magic, so you know you’ll be in good hands.
Plus, our custom mini-games will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about whatever nonsense is happening on /b/ right now.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s create some chaos together!
