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JurassicGirly Minecraft Server

female, Jurard, JurassicGirly, just female, long tail, Minecraft, Server, tags

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5208
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, do we have the server for you! This server is exclusively for female jurards – yes, you heard that right, only female jurards allowed! Why, you ask? Because our server is located on a magical island where only female jurards can harness the power of the rare pink diamonds that grow there. Legend has it that whoever collects the most pink diamonds will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves! So come join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with treasure hunts, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate queen of the pink diamonds!

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

BlockyBanter, cats choking, eww gross, hoc, hockeynews, Minecraft, oh god it sounds like a hairball, Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7781
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	New Chunks Explored:	903749
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of hockey news like never before! Join us for epic battles on the ice where the only thing choking will be the opposing team’s chances of winning. And don’t worry, if things get intense, just remember that the sound of cats choking is just their way of cheering you on!

But beware, things can get messy on the ice. One time, a player scored a goal so epic that it caused a hairball to form in the game. It was both disgusting and impressive at the same time. Who knew Minecraft had such realistic physics?

So come join us on our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because in this world, anything can happen – even if it involves cats choking and hairballs flying.

CashCraft Minecraft Server

budgeting, CashCraft, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, debt management, family dynamics, family opinions, financial disagreements, financial priorities, financial responsibility, impulsive spending, long term financial goals, marital disputes, Minecraft, money management, photography expenses, price matching, relationship conflicts, saving money, second-hand shopping, Server, silent treatment, travel expenses

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8599
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Animals Bred:	116	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like arguments over spending habits and cold shoulders!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with virtual shopping sprees where you can buy all the strawberries you want for only $2.99 a pound! No need to worry about budgeting or debt here, just splurge to your heart’s content.

Take a break from family disagreements and enjoy our photo package deals, where you can pick as many poses as you want without breaking the bank. And if anyone calls you difficult, just remind them that the raw photos only cost $400!

So come on over to our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs verbal communication when you can build epic structures and explore new worlds with fellow players? Plus, we promise not to give you the silent treatment or call you an asshole – unless you’re griefing someone’s build, of course. 😉

BabysitRageCraft

aita, anger, BabysitRageCraft, Babysitting, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Drama, family, forced, Frustration, insomnia, muscle relaxers, people pleaser, pissed, relationships, Resentment, saying no

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	938
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to babysit anyone’s kids to avoid a bench warrant!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with insane stories like the time a player had to fight off a horde of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot! Or the epic quest to find the legendary diamond sword hidden deep within the Nether realm.

Don’t worry about being put in awkward situations like the one above, on our server, the only thing you’ll be saying yes to is having a blast! So come on over and join the fun, because here, the only drama you’ll find is between players battling it out in epic PvP battles. See you in the game!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

blocktopia, celebrity worship, conformity, consumerism, excessive consumption, fads, fast fashion, hype, influencer culture, instant gratification, mainstream music, materialism, Minecraft, Overrated, peer pressure, popular culture, reality tv, Server, social media, societal expectations, status symbols, Superficiality, trends

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8388
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	438
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you think breathing is overrated and you’d rather spend your time building pixelated castles with a llama as your loyal steed.

Our server is so wild that we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon! And don’t even get us started on the time a group of players formed a secret society of potato farmers who ruled the server with an iron fist (or should we say, a golden hoe?).

So if you’re ready to ditch the mundane and embrace the madness, come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, once you’ve experienced the chaos of our server, you’ll never want to go back to boring old vanilla Minecraft again!

BlockBabies R Us

BlockBabies, childfree, Childless, children, Decision making, emotional readiness, family, family goals, Family Planning, fertility, future plans, Kids, Lifestyle, parenthood, parenting, personal choice, pros and cons of parenthood, reasons for having kids, reasons for not having kids, societal expectations

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1277
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magic Items Found:	4689

Are you tired of adulting and ready to escape to a world where the only responsibility is building epic structures and fighting off creepers? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond pickaxes, enchanted armor, and secret underground bases. Need a break from the chaos of real life? Just hop on our server and let your imagination run wild as you create your own virtual paradise.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of pink sheep that drop diamonds instead of wool. So if you’re looking to strike it rich in the Minecraft world, this is the place to be!

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master!

ECLIPSEMINE (OPEN RECRUITMENT FOR HELPERS) Minecraft server

ECLIPSEMINE, Helpers, Minecraft, OPEN RECRUITMENT

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6212
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	144	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Meteorites Collected:	3	Towns Built:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Divine Spears Created:	25	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

The owner of the server “ECLIPSEMINE IS OPEN RECRUITING FOR HELPERS” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

135.181.235.153

Blocky Mania Minecraft Server

arm piece, asshole spots, blocky, capcom, convenience, Cryptic, Expense, Explanation, Father, funny, future son, Gaming, Light, Mania, Mega Man, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Random, retro gaming, Server, Son, upgrade pods, video games, x1

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6882
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the gods themselves like to play pranks on unsuspecting players! Join us and experience the thrill of searching for upgrade pods in the most ridiculous and cryptic locations imaginable.

Legend has it that Light, the mischievous deity of upgrades, decided to mess with his future son by hiding upgrade pods in the most random and inconvenient spots. Who knows what kind of crazy challenges and puzzles you’ll have to solve to find them all!

But fear not, brave adventurer, for the rewards are worth it. Imagine the look on X’s face when he realizes he’s been pranked by his own father! So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Light’s sense of humor).

OgreCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Altcoin, Blockchain, blockchain technology, Crypto, cryptocurrency, digital asset, Digital Currency, funny, humor, Internet Sensation, investing, meme coin, Meme culture, Minecraft, missed opportunity, Ogre, OgreCraft, online currency, pop culture, Server, shrek, Shrekcoin, Ultimate, viral

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2004
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Void Armor Forged:	28
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Enchantments Applied:	160
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb-diggity! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… SHREK! That’s right, Shrek himself was guarding the treasure, and he challenged the player to a dance-off for the loot. Let’s just say, Shrek has some sick moves. So, if you want to dance with Shrek, mine for treasure, and ride unicorns into battle, then you better join our server ASAP. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime at fucking SHREK.shrekcoin (dot) me!

PropertyPayback Minecraft Server

AITAH, borrowing without permission, Communication Issues, disrespectful behavior., ENTITLEMENT, lack of consideration, Minecraft, personal belongings, property ownership, PropertyPayback, roommate accountability, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflicts, roommate confrontation, roommate disputes, roommate drama, roommate etiquette, roommate problems, roommate responsibilities, Server, stolen property

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5092
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Void Armor Forged:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Emeralds Found:	8258

Are you tired of roommates who steal your stuff and then have the audacity to call you rude for asking for it back? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own world where no one can “borrow” your virtual items without permission.

At our server, you won’t have to worry about someone taking your portable charger and leaving it at their boyfriend’s house. Instead, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms without any roommate drama. Plus, if you ever need to vent about your real-life roommate woes, our community is here to listen and offer support (or just laugh at the absurdity of it all).

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a roommate named Aalachia.