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Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 6829 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Enchantments Applied: | 163 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 287205 |
But the best part is the players, man. We got this one guy who only speaks in pig Latin, and another dude who wears a pumpkin on his head 24/7. And don’t even get me started on the mods, they’re like, the funniest people you’ll ever meet. One time, they turned all the chickens on the server into flying pigs. It was chaos, bro.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and just plain wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.