underperforming Minecraft Servers

Underperforming

  • Crazy Pixel PVP

    Crazy Pixel PVP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up gamers! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in town! We got attacking players who are described as “lazy feckers” and don’t wanna put in the work. What makes players like Rashford and Osimhen lazy? Is it just because they don’t track back or is there more to it? Join now and find out for yourself on our wild and wacky server! Let’s get mining and crafting together, it’s gonna be a blast! Join us now and let’s have a crazy time together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Leao is by far… Minecraft SMP: Shit Happened

    Leao is by far… Minecraft SMP: Shit Happened

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of underperforming like Leao in a big game? Do you feel like your Minecraft skills are going downhill faster than Milan’s status as a football club? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even uncover the mystery of why Leao is underperforming in football – maybe he’s been too busy playing Minecraft on our server!

    So come on, join us and show off your skills like a true Minecraft legend. Who needs Milan when you can be the star player of our SMP? Let’s turn things around and make Minecraft great again – one block at a time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MineCraftNoobsRUs

    MineCraftNoobsRUs

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with incompetent people in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your incompetent coworkers behind. Our server is filled with skilled players who know how to get things done efficiently and effectively. Say goodbye to frustrating teamwork and hello to smooth sailing with our amazing community.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that on our server, there is a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold beyond your wildest dreams. Only the most skilled players can find it and claim its treasures. Will you be the one to uncover this hidden gem?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and leave incompetence in the dust. Who knows, you might just find yourself on a wild adventure filled with riches and glory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Minecraft SMP: AmerilardsExposed

    Minecraft SMP: AmerilardsExposed

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we expose Amerilards in matchweek 1! Just like Pulishit lost his position on the wing, you too can lose your way in this crazy world of blocks and pixels. But fear not, for we have insane stories and outrageous reasons for you to join us!

    Reyna and McKenshit didn’t even play because they suck, just like some players on our server who think they’re the best but end up embarrassing themselves. That ginger fuck didn’t do shit, just like some players who try to make a name for themselves but fail miserably.

    Join us on this wild ride where anything can happen, from unexpected twists to hilarious fails. Who knows, you might even end up being sold to mLs like Pulishit! So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CryptoCraft SMP – EthWTF!

    CryptoCraft SMP – EthWTF!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, from the highs of building epic structures to the lows of accidentally falling into a pit of lava (oops).

    Our server is like the Ethereum of Minecraft SMPs – always striving for greatness but sometimes falling short. But fear not, our elite group of players are constantly coming up with new narratives to keep things interesting.

    Forget about boring old Bitcoin SMPs, join us for some altcoin status fun! Who needs ETFs when you have a server full of crazy adventures waiting for you? So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into the madness – we promise you won’t be disappointed (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ConsoleCraft: Because This One’s Actually Great!

    ConsoleCraft: Because This One’s Actually Great!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server ever!

    Are you tired of playing on lame servers with boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the WORST… in a good way!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with glitches, bugs, and explosions at every turn. Our mods are so crazy, they’ll make your head spin (literally)!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground diamond mine guarded by a pack of zombie pigs with laser eyes. Only the bravest players dare to venture down there!

    So why waste your time on a boring console when you could be having the time of your life on our server? Join us now and prepare for the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BorderCraftRailz

    BorderCraftRailz

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, on this server, we got this epic rail bridge that, like, totally collapsed near the US-Canada border. But, like, don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun! Join our server and help us rebuild the bridge using only dirt blocks and chicken feathers. It’s gonna be a wild ride, literally! Plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure buried under the rubble. So, like, grab your pickaxe and get digging, because you never know what you might find. And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and diamond armor. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Travel back in time with Historia Nations SMP – join to rule the land and make history! Java 1.20.1, Discord included.

    Travel back in time with Historia Nations SMP – join to rule the land and make history! Java 1.20.1, Discord included.

    New Minecraft Servers

    Historia Nations SMP Server Overview

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    Do you want to pursue Glory and Riches? Join the Historia Nations SMP! Powered by Xaero’s Minimap, World Map, and Open Parties mod, Historia has been able to make a fun experience around your nations! Join the discord for more information.

    Rules:

    Rule Description
    Do not grief land claims or active players’ builds. This is only allowed if the party your griefing is at war with you.
    Do not use hacks, exploits, or x-ray texture packs. The mods allowed are enough. Pass any other personal additions by staff and receive approval before using.
    Do not steal or scam large amounts of loot from active players. Land claim scams are not cool, but not disallowed.
    Do not dupe or spread information about dupes.
    Do not bully players.
    Do not troll or harass players using PVP. Killing, or combat logging, and don’t attack their claims very frequently.
    Do not trap players to make the game unplayable.
    Netherite armor or tools are currently banned. This will change in the future, but it is outlawed right now to make sure most late joiners have time to catch up.
    Do not attempt to ban someone for your own goals. Unless they have violated a rule stated (no false reporting either).
    Joining the Discord is highly recommended. For announcements, world map, and rules.

    Doing any of the listed actions will result in a ban from the server. Abusing loopholes in the rules is punishable.

    nmphistoria.feathermc.gg

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PixelPunch Minecraft Server

    PixelPunch Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that have nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into the world of Air T.V. on steroids!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw the most epic parties. Want to build a house made entirely of diamonds? Done. Want to ride a dragon into battle against a horde of evil creepers? We got you covered.

    So why waste your time on those basic servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • YubiSMP – The Virtual Minecraft Experience

    YubiSMP – The Virtual Minecraft Experience

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on Pogu Pogu Edition where the adventures never end and the memes never stop. Our server IP is 104.194.11.50:25570, but beware, only the bravest of players can handle the craziness that awaits.

    Need a break from mining and building? Check out our Dynmap at http://104.194.11.50:25500/ to see the world from a whole new perspective. And if you’re feeling lost, don’t worry, we have a handy guide on how to install and play at https://pastebin.com/raw/MDr9aFRW.

    But wait, there’s more! Visit our website at https://yubicraft.github.io/ for a tag picker and other ridiculous links that will have you laughing for days. And if you want a sneak peek at the chaos that awaits, watch our Yubicraft Aerial Tour videos at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukqm4Xwd_Fk and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5VHZdpNj8Y.

    Join us for our upcoming event, Tako Gacha Banner 4, where you can win insane prizes and show off your skills to the whole server. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and become a legend on Pogu Pogu Edition!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP