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| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 9614 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 15 |
| Emeralds Found: | 1537 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
so, like, come join our minecraft server, cuz, like, we give you DISCOUNTS on everything. it’s not that you’re cheap, it’s that everyone else is just PAYING TOO MUCH. like, who wants to be a sucker and overpay, amirite? plus, we have this one player who built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. like, who even thinks of that? it’s INSANE. so come join us and be part of the wackiest, most discount-loving community in all of minecraft land.
