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| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 7381 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 7 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 |
so, liek, u kno how Hamas has these crazy tunnels n stuff? well, our Minecraft server is kinda like that, but without all the danger and stuff. u can build ur own tunnels and hideouts and stuff, just like Hamas, but without the whole terrorism thing.
come join us and see if u can outsmart the IDF, who apparently think our tunnels are in “good functional state.” like, who even knew the IDF was checking out Minecraft servers? they must be super impressed with our tunnel-building skills.
so, if u wanna be a tunnel master like Hamas, but without all the political drama, come join our server. we promise u won’t get in trouble with the IDF, unless u start building actual tunnels in real life. then u might have some problems. but in Minecraft, anything goes!
