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Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 4685 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 98 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
And get this, our server is like, super exclusive, only the coolest people get to join. If you’re not cool enough, you’ll get turned into a potato. yeah, a freakin’ potato. But don’t worry, we have a potato farm where all the uncool people hang out and have potato parties.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is haunted? Like, for real. There’s a ghost that haunts the mines and if you see it, you have to challenge it to a dance-off. If you win, you get a diamond sword. If you lose, well, let’s just say you’ll be haunting the mines too.
So, like, if you wanna be a wizard, hang out with potatoes, and challenge ghosts to dance-offs, then you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.