DumbestMC SMP: Stupid Quotes

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1136
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Emeralds Found:	8741
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Buildings Constructed:	47
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Farms Harvested:	594
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	352

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually follow the rules? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like a wild west town, but with creepers instead of bandits.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being on the run from a gang of evil chickens who have formed a secret society to take over the server. Don’t worry, we also have a team of heroic pigs who are dedicated to protecting players from any harm (unless you forget to feed them, then all bets are off).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular cow patties. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

HateCrafters United

abhor, ANNOYING, antipathy, aversion, bothersome, despise, detest, disdain, dislike, frustrating, Guilty, guilty pleasure, hate, HateCrafters, irrational, loathe, pet peeve, repugnant, Repulsive, revulsion, shouldnt, United

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1525
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Taco Village, where villagers trade emeralds for delicious tacos.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against a horde of evil llamas? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

WordTaxCraft

Accountability, Awareness, Communication, consequences, Conversation, cost, dialogue, Expression, Financial, Language, linguistics, mindfulness, self-control, speaking, speaking habits, Speech, Value, VERBAL, word economy, Words, WordTaxCraft

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3427
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where words cost money!!!! imagine having to pay for every single word you say, you’d be broke in no time!!! but don’t worry, on our server, you can say as many words as you want without worrying about going broke because it’s alllllll freeeeeeee!!!!

we have the craziest adventures waiting for you, like fighting off giant chickens with laser eyes or building a house out of rainbow cheese!!! and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts where you can find diamonds the size of your head!!!

plus, we have the friendliest community ever, filled with unicorns and talking trees who are always there to help you out when you get lost or need a pick-me-up after a long day of mining. so come on down to our server and join the fun!!! who needs real life when you can have all this insanity in minecraft?????

AUGHHHHHH…just kidding, it’s actually a fun SMP server! 1.21 Whitelist Vanilla

AUGHHHHHH…just, Bedwars, Buildbattle, Capturetheflag, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Hungergames, Kidding, KitPvP, Maze, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Survivalgames, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4847
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	24	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Rules	No griefing, no hacks/duping
Server Type	Survival
Discord Link	Join our Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can anyone join the server?	Yes, all are welcome to join and play
Are there any restrictions on building?	No, you are free to build wherever you’d like
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP is allowed but please respect other players
How often is the server reset?	We do not have a regular reset schedule, but updates will be announced on Discord

IrrelevantCraft Minecraft Server

classism, disadvantaged, discrimination, economic disparity, exclusion, financial hardship, geographic privilege, INEQUALITY, Irrelevant, IrrelevantCraft, marginalized communities, Minecraft, POVERTY, regional discrimination, Server, social inequality, social injustice, societal divides, socioeconomic status, UNDERSERVED, underserved communities, urban vs rural, wealth gap

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9545
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server in the universe! If you live outside this area, you are basically a peasant and we don’t associate with peasants. Only the elite players are allowed to join our server because we have diamond-encrusted blocks and a secret underground lair where we hold epic dance parties with creepers.

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and befriend a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds. Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine tried to join once and we kicked him out for not wearing a fancy enough cape.

So come on over and join us, unless you enjoy being poor and irrelevant. Only the coolest players are allowed on our server, and we promise you’ll have a blast exploring our crazy world filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and a giant statue of Steve made entirely out of emeralds. See you on the other side, peasant!

DragonQueenDanaerysMC SMP

Azor Ahai prophecy, Character development, Danaerys, Defeat, DragonQueenDanaerysMC, fan theories, FANTASY, game of thrones, jon snow, Mad Dany, night king, plot twist, Prophecy, rationale, redemption arc, smp, snapping, threat, Turn, TV series, White Walker

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7262
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dimension Hops:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever play in!

Imagine a world where Danaerys Targaryen gets turned into a White Walker by the night king. Yes, you heard that right! Join our server and witness the epic battle between Jon Snow and the White Walker version of Dany. Will Jon fulfill the Azor Ahai prophecy and save the realm? You’ll have to join to find out!

But that’s not all – we have insane stories and plot twists happening every day. From dragons randomly spawning in the sky to giant creepers attacking players, you never know what’s going to happen next.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

DriveOrDieCraft

BMW 330, Car Enthusiast, car maintenance, comfortable, DriveOrDieCraft, early 2000s, economical, family dynamics, family hauler, family needs, favorite generation, finances, heavy influence, inexperienced driver, long commute, Marriage, practical, real say, Reliable, Sedan, small SUV

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	796
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience ever, where you can drive virtual cars without your wife telling you what to do! No more arguments about practicality and comfort, just pure fun and excitement.

Imagine cruising around in a virtual BMW 330 from the early 2000s, without a care in the world. No need to worry about maintenance or passing it on to inexperienced drivers, because in this world, anything is possible!

So come join us and leave all your real-life car troubles behind. Who needs a small SUV when you can have the ultimate gaming experience on our server? Say goodbye to complaints and mocking, and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. See you there!

BabyCraft: Adding to the Fam!

ADDING, adding to family, baby bump, baby news, baby on the way, BabyCraft, Conception, EXPECTING, fam, Family Planning, fertility, growing family, maternity, mother-to-be, Motherhood, new addition, parenthood, plus signs, positive result, Pregnancy, pregnancy announcement, pregnancy tests, two lines

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6047
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the blocks be poppin’ like a pregnancy test with a plus sign! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya!

First off, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds! Yeah, you heard me right, DIAMONDS! Who needs to mine when you got flying bling-bling pigs?

Secondly, our server is run by a group of super intelligent llamas who are also expert hackers. They’ll protect your builds from any griefers and trolls with their mad llama skills.

And last but not least, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats!

So come on down to our server and join the wackiest, wildest Minecraft community around. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Alacity: Where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have no rules! Come play on our semi-vanilla server!

alacity, Anarchy, Chaos, Connect, Cracked, Discord, home, Ip:, Minecraft, No admin interference, no rules experience, Play, powerful machine, quality of life, REIGNS, rule, rules, Semivanilla, Server, Tpa, Vanilla, Website, World Resets

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	235
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Potions Brewed:	39

🔥 The fastest growing anarchy server of 2024! 🔥

Alacity is a semi-vanilla, cracked anarchy server. We don’t use anything that takes away from the vanilla experience.

We also allow the use of “cracked”, non official clients, so you do not need to own a copy of Minecraft to join in. No admin interference or world resets at all.

Server runs on a very powerful machine. It’s a very classic “no rules” experience, with the added quality of life of /home and /tpa.

The ip to connect is: alacity.net

Visit our website: https://alacity.net

Join our discord: https://discord.gg/qYGCTFNCjN

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there any admin interference on the server?	No, there is no admin interference on the server.
Are there any world resets?	No, there are no world resets on the server.
Can I use a cracked client to join?	Yes, you can use a cracked, non-official client to join the server.
What are the added quality of life features?	/home and /tpa commands are available for added convenience.

MineGuiltyGearServer

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2878
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Well, look no further because our server is about to host the craziest tournaments you’ve ever seen! We’re talking about battles so epic, even the Ender Dragon would be shaking in its boots.

But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got events coming up that will make your diamond armor sparkle with excitement. And don’t even get us started on our Team of 3 Feedback Survey – because your opinion matters more to us than finding diamonds in a cave.

And if you’re looking for resources, we’ve got ’em all. From frame data to fighting game glossaries, we’ve got everything you need to dominate the competition. Plus, we’ve got replay uploaders so you can show off your epic wins to all your friends.

Oh, and did we mention our approved mods? We’ve got a Potato Mod that will make your spuds jealous, and a Frame Data Display that will have you calculating combos faster than you can say “Creeper”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s rock and roll like never before! Just remember to announce your platform and region when making lobbies – we don’t want any Endermen crashing the party. Let’s slash our way to victory! 🤣🎮 #MinecraftMadness

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