Join us on our server where the economy is so bad that the only currency is dirt blocks. That’s right, forget about diamonds or emeralds, here we trade in good old dirt. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of dirt to go around!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most ridiculous career opportunities you’ve ever seen. Want to be a professional sheep shearer? How about a full-time chicken wrangler? The possibilities are endless (and slightly absurd).
So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of being dirt poor in a world where the only way to get ahead is by mining, crafting, and maybe doing a little bit of sheep shearing on the side. Trust us, you’ve never experienced financial hardship quite like this before!
we’ve got more jobs than china has people, so you’ll never run out of things to do. plus, our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family reunion at a chinese buffet. so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only thing jumping is your heart rate from all the excitement.
1. Our server is so LIT that even NEETS are thriving here! We have special quests and challenges just for them, with rewards that will make you RICH in game!
2. Forget about boring benefits of 400€ a month, on our server, NEETS get virtual GOLD raining down on them every single day! Who needs real money when you can be a virtual millionaire?
3. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary NEET who became the richest player in the game by doing nothing but NEETING all day long. Will you be the next NEET superstar?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest NEET adventure of your life! Remember, on this server, NEETING is not just a lifestyle, it’s a way of life.
imagine this: u walk into ur virtual classroom and the teacher is a creeper. u gotta watch out for those explosions during math class! but don’t worry, cuz we got diamond armor for protection.
oh, and get this – instead of recess, we have a pvp arena where u can battle it out with other players. it’s like the hunger games, but with pickaxes and swords!
plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie to follow u around and do ur homework for u. no more late nights studying for u, just let ur zombie buddy take care of it.
so come join our server and experience the wildest classroom adventure of ur life! who needs real school when u can have this much fun in minecraft?
| Server Type | Modded Minecraft |
|---|---|
| Mods | 200+ mods from Create: Beyond Industry modpack |
| Community | Vibrant and collaborative |
| Location | Hosted in France |
Why Us?
Our whitelisted server ensures a safe, welcoming space free of griefers and thieves. The community thrives on collaboration, with friendly players always ready to help. Whether you’re an industry guy or a curious newcomer, you’ll find your place here!
Key Features:
Why Choose Flaze SMP?
Hosted in France by our dedicated admin, our server has amazing performance and long-term stability—no hosting risks here (except power outages haha, don’t worry, we backup the server twice a day)
How to Join?
Answer a few quick questions to get whitelisted. It’s that easy!
We offer a safe space for you to let out your inner animal-hating tendencies without any real-life consequences.
Build a giant sock and slam those pesky mice against the pixelated walls to your heart’s content.
And if you’re feeling extra sadistic, you can even create a freezing trap to watch them suffer in the virtual cold.
Come join us and let the madness begin!
Experience the thrill of owing and being owed in our virtual economy, just like our player who lent his friend hundreds of diamonds only to be asked for a measly 60 emeralds in return. Will you be the generous lender or the persistent borrower?
Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement of passive-aggressive messages and heated arguments over virtual debts. Join now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the treacherous waters of in-game finances with your friends!
Remember, it’s not just a game, it’s a financial rollercoaster of emotions!
Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected plot twists, insane challenges, and a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of creepers on a rampage. From building towering castles to battling dragons in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?
So why wait? Join us now and experience the thrill of a lifetime on our server that’s so good, it’s like binge-watching your favorite TV show on a lazy Sunday afternoon. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!
our server is so lit, even Gazans are trying to escape the Strip just to come play with us! we got more action than a Middle Eastern political summit, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some blocky fun!
join now and be part of the craziest adventure in Minecraft history! who needs world peace when you can have world blocks instead? let’s build a better world together, one pixel at a time!