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Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 7296 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 2583 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
Enchantments Applied: | 159 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
New Chunks Explored: | 433691 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
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PLUS, WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT. AND TRUST ME, YOU HAVEN’T LIVED UNTIL YOU’VE SEEN A MERMAID DO THE MACARENA.
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