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| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 6688 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 104 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3719 | Emeralds Found: | 9083 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where following instructions is a crime punishable by undercooked noodles! Join us for a wild ride of non-spicy ramen adventures, where the only rule is to cook your noodles for exactly 4 minutes or face the wrath of the undercooked pasta gods.
Experience the thrill of defying the instructions and facing the consequences of your actions, just like our friend who dared to warm up her noodles for a little longer. Will you be praised for your bravery or scolded for your insolence? Only time will tell on our server.
But beware, for not appreciating a bowl of undercooked ramen may lead to accusations of giving “f***ing attitude” to those who try to do something nice for you. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of following instructions in the world of Minecraft!
