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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 5995 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 20 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 21 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Chimeras Created: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a volcano filled with lava-proof chickens. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they can’t delay their orgasms like you can.
So why wait? Join us now and let the insanity begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the game, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!