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  • TipsyCraft Minecraft SMP

    TipsyCraft Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, lemme tell ya about this lit Minecraft SMP that you gotta join ASAP! Like, seriously, it’s the most epic server out there, with crazier shenanigans than a llama on roller skates!

    So, like, the reason you gotta join this SMP is because we have this legendary party every Friday night where we all get as drunk as a squid in a water park! And let me tell ya, the builds we come up with when we’re all sloshed are straight-up bonkers! We once built a giant toilet made out of diamonds because… well, I don’t really remember why, but it was frickin’ hilarious!

    Plus, we have this insane rule where if you die, you gotta do a dare IRL and post it in the Discord chat. Let’s just say, things have gotten pretty wild, like that one time someone had to eat a whole raw potato while wearing a chicken suit… don’t ask.

    Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground fight club where we battle it out with nothing but fish as weapons? Yeah, it’s as ridiculous as it sounds, but trust me, it’s a blast!

    So, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s as wacky as a pig riding a minecart, then hit us up and join the madness! You won’t regret it… probably.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Tipsy Minecraft SMP Player

    Tipsy Minecraft SMP Player

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our admin is drunk right now and you never know what crazy decisions they’ll make next. One time, they turned the entire spawn area into a giant disco party complete with flashing lights and funky music.

    But that’s not all – our players are a wild bunch too. We once had a player build a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks, only to have it mysteriously disappear the next day. Rumor has it, it was stolen by a group of mischievous villagers who now use it as their own personal clubhouse.

    If you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s never boring and always unpredictable, then look no further. Join us and brace yourself for a rollercoaster of a time! Just make sure to keep an eye on your valuables – you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal them in the name of “pranking”.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DUIcarDramaCraft

    DUIcarDramaCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Jake’s life choices? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of adventures and drama just like Jake’s DUI mishap.

    We promise you won’t crash and burn like Jake did with our exciting mini-games and epic builds. Plus, our community is more supportive than Jake’s parents during this tough time.

    So hop on board and let’s make some memories that are crazier than Jake’s decision to drop out of high school to become a rockstar. Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your mistakes like Jake’s family did. Join now and let’s have a blast together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Minds Server

    Crafty Minds Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u gotta join dis server, cuz like, we got all da craziest stuff goin on. like, one time, a player built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs. and another time, we had a zombie apocalypse event where u had to survive waves of zombies with nothing but a carrot. it was nuts, man.

    also, our community is so lit, like we all support each other and have each other’s backs. we even have a therapy llama that u can talk to if u’re feeling down. ain’t no psychosomatic diseases gonna mess with us, we got llamas, man.

    so come join us on dis server and let’s have a blast together. who needs real life when u can have all dis craziness in Minecraft, amirite?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests

    The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Discord https://discord.gg/E9fWAddnuk
    Server IP play.thepen-mc.net

    So What’s the Deal?

    Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

    Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? Before OP Prison Servers? Back in 2014? Those were the days. Where not everyone had Diamond and Netherite armor and you actually had to grind? Where you had to PVP to survive? If you remember those days and you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, then you’re in the right place.

    What makes this server different?

      • Become a Parolee and leave the prison – Build a farm to earn more money
      • Prestiges – Prestige to earn special rewards after you’ve hit top rank
      • Guards who will assist/protect new players and enforce contraband
      • Quests can be completed for extra cash or special items
      • Gangs – Join a gang and fight with rival gangs to be top dog in the prison
      • Swords and Potions are all illegal, and Guards will PVP you if they see you with them
      • The grind – You have to smelt your ores, and walk through PVP zones to sell them in the Commissary, no more instasell
      • Rent a prison cell, or a prison plot, to store your things, build, or create your own shop to sell to others
      • You start with basic tools and leather armor, you have to work for better gear
      • Solitary Confinement – you can get sent here by a Guard for disobeying them
      • Bounties – have an enemy? Just put a bounty on their head. Check the bounty poster board to see what bounties you can claim
      • Auction House – sell your items at auction
      • Parkour challenges and hidden Quests (coming soon) throughout the Prison
      • Multiple ways to Earn Money – Fishing, Farming, Mining

    What are the Ranks?

    A Default Prisoner
    B $25,000
    C $80,000
    D $250,000
    E $800,000
    Parolee $1,500,000
    Citizen $2,000,000
    Guard Ensures safety of Prisoners, enforces rules, and takes Contraband
    SrGuard Well seasoned Guard with Moderator Privileges
    Warden Administrator Position
    SrWarden Senior Administrator Position

    What’s a Guard?

    Guards were once commonplace on Prison Servers. They bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order in the prison. Guards will protect new players and will enforce the below prison rules:

      • PVP is not allowed
      • Swords are not allowed
      • Potions are not allowed
      • Bows are not allowed

    Breaking these rules in front of a Guard will either result in them attempting to kill you or sending you to Solitary Confinement for 5 Minutes (If you run from them).

    We are looking for Guards to fill the position! Join the server and Discord to apply!

    It’s time to bring back the era of Classic Prisons!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP