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TipsyCraft Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6819
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, lemme tell ya about this lit Minecraft SMP that you gotta join ASAP! Like, seriously, it’s the most epic server out there, with crazier shenanigans than a llama on roller skates!

So, like, the reason you gotta join this SMP is because we have this legendary party every Friday night where we all get as drunk as a squid in a water park! And let me tell ya, the builds we come up with when we’re all sloshed are straight-up bonkers! We once built a giant toilet made out of diamonds because… well, I don’t really remember why, but it was frickin’ hilarious!

Plus, we have this insane rule where if you die, you gotta do a dare IRL and post it in the Discord chat. Let’s just say, things have gotten pretty wild, like that one time someone had to eat a whole raw potato while wearing a chicken suit… don’t ask.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground fight club where we battle it out with nothing but fish as weapons? Yeah, it’s as ridiculous as it sounds, but trust me, it’s a blast!

So, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s as wacky as a pig riding a minecart, then hit us up and join the madness! You won’t regret it… probably.

Tipsy Minecraft SMP Player

alcohol, bar hopping, Beer, buzzed, celebration, cocktails, Drinking, Drunk, feeling good, hangover, Having Fun, inebriated, intoxicated, late night, letting loose, Minecraft, partying, player, smp, tipsy, under the influence, wild night, wine

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7178
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our admin is drunk right now and you never know what crazy decisions they’ll make next. One time, they turned the entire spawn area into a giant disco party complete with flashing lights and funky music.

But that’s not all – our players are a wild bunch too. We once had a player build a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks, only to have it mysteriously disappear the next day. Rumor has it, it was stolen by a group of mischievous villagers who now use it as their own personal clubhouse.

If you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s never boring and always unpredictable, then look no further. Join us and brace yourself for a rollercoaster of a time! Just make sure to keep an eye on your valuables – you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal them in the name of “pranking”.

DUIcarDramaCraft

Borrow, brother, CAR, carpooling, cautious, Commute, crashed, DUI, DUIcarDramaCraft, family, high school, legal issues, License, rockstar, Support, suspended, temporary issue, Transportation, under the influence, Understanding, work

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6812
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Jake’s life choices? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of adventures and drama just like Jake’s DUI mishap.

We promise you won’t crash and burn like Jake did with our exciting mini-games and epic builds. Plus, our community is more supportive than Jake’s parents during this tough time.

So hop on board and let’s make some memories that are crazier than Jake’s decision to drop out of high school to become a rockstar. Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your mistakes like Jake’s family did. Join now and let’s have a blast together!

SelfieSneakz

BIZARRE, blowing things out of proportion, calling off, Chill out, ENGAGEMENT, Inappropriate Behavior, Move, Nervous, Nightmare, outside opinions, overreacting, selfies, SelfieSneakz, sister-in-law, sister’s fiance, snapchat, WIBTAH

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6655
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mines Excavated:	1731	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue just like this crazy family situation!

Imagine logging in to see your sister’s fiancé sending you mysterious selfies with a “smolder” face. Is it inappropriate? Is it just plain weird? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you won’t find this level of excitement on any other server.

Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets, confronting awkward situations, and maybe even causing a wedding to be called off! Who knew Minecraft could be so juicy? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

SMP SexEd Minecraft

Minecraft, sexed, smp

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2833
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Crops Grown:	7294
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further, because on our server, we have more drama than a soap opera in the Nether! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and more inside jokes than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at.

But that’s not all – our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on just to see what kind of chaos we’re causing. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

BlockCraftAdvice

advice, BlockCraftAdvice, Communication, goal-setting, Happiness, inspiration, Life, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positivity, reddit, Reflection, relationships, resilience, self improvement, self-care, success, Tips, wisdom

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2239
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because on our server, we have diamond armor-wearing llamas that drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business! Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks, and embark on quests to find the legendary bacon sword that can turn your enemies into delicious pork chops. Trust us, this server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to join the fun! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

BlockCraftEU2022

BlockCraftEU2022, blocks, Censorship, Cyber Security, Democracy, digital rights, eastern europe, EU referendum, foreign influence, free speech, government control, information warfare, internet restrictions, media control, Moldova, online censorship, online manipulation, political interference, Presidential vote, Propaganda, Russian websites

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6670
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Animals Bred:	103
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Towns Built:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

haha yo come join our epic minecraft server where we block russian websites just like moldova did before their EU referendum and presidential vote!!! we got all the crazy drama and political intrigue you could ever want in a minecraft server!!! build your own virtual wall and keep out all those pesky russians while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers!!! join now for a wild ride of fake news and international espionage in the blocky world of minecraft!!!

Baby Bump Bedtime Blunder

baby, bedtime, behavioral skills, blunder, boys’ health, bump, child behavior, child development, child speech delays, children’s health, cognitive skills, developmental delays, emotional skills, maternal health, maternal sleep, motor skills, parenting, Pregnancy, Pregnant Women, sleep deprivation, sleep patterns, sleep quality, Social Skills, speech skills

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4475
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

come join our minecraft server, where pregnant women who sleep less than 7 hours a night can have children with SUPERPOWERS! yes, you heard that right. these children are born with the ability to mine diamonds with their minds, build epic structures in seconds, and even tame creepers as pets.

boys are at a higher risk of being born with these amazing abilities, so if you want your son to be the next minecraft superhero, join our server now! watch as your child develops their social, emotional, behavioral, motor, cognitive, and speech skills at lightning speed.

don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to have a minecraft prodigy as a child. join our server now and start your journey to raising the next minecraft legend!

WaveCraft Minecraft Server

Alloy Smelt II, Android, Convene Tracker, egs, friends list, Ios, Minecraft, Resonator Banner, Resonator Showcase, Server, The Shorekeeper, Timeline and Rewards, Tower Defense Event, Ver 1.3 Preview, WaveCraft, weapon banner, windows, Wuthering Exploration, wuthering waves, Wuthering Waves codes, Wuthering Waves emotes., Wuthering Waves events, Wuthering Waves Map, Xiangli Yao

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2737
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8221	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us at the Wuthering Waves server for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re exploring the vast lands of Wuthering Waves when suddenly, you stumble upon The Shorekeeper – a mystical being with the power to control the tides. But beware, because Xiangli Yao, the ultimate Truth, is hot on your trail, ready to uncover all your secrets!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our Tower Defense Event, “Do Echoids Dream of Electric Sheep?” where you must defend against waves of fluffy sheep armed with laser beams. And don’t forget to participate in our Alloy Smelt II event, where you can craft the most outrageous weapons known to Minecraft-kind.

Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in the world of Wuthering Waves!

Oligarchy Minecraft SMP

absolute power, barons, capitalism, ceos, communism, Corruption, Decadence, Democracy, global corporations, Government, Kings, Language, massive funds, Minecraft, monarchs, Monarchy, oligarchy, property owners, rental properties, Revolutions, serfs, smp

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7056
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Gods Slained:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have created our very own monarchy ruled by property owners and CEO’s! Forget about democracy, we’re all about absolute power and raising funds with a single decree. Our CEO’s are the Kings of the server, with the ability to rule with an iron fist (or diamond sword, whatever works). And don’t even get us started on the Barons who own all the rental properties – they’re basically the landlords of the server, making sure everyone knows their place.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got you thinking that it’s all about communism vs capitalism, but in reality, it’s all about overthrowing the corrupt monarchs and bringing democracy back to the server. Join us in this epic battle of language and revolution, where anything is possible and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe build a castle or two). So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let’s show those monarchs who’s boss!

BreakupBluesMinecraftSMP

breakup advice, breakup healing, breakup recovery, breakup support, breakup tips, BreakupBluesMinecraftSMP, coping, depression, Emotional healing, emotional wellness, healing, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, mental health, mindfulness, moving on, Post Break Up, self love, self-care, support system, Therapy

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2828
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Are you tired of drowning your sorrows in a tub of ice cream after a breakup? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let the healing power of building and mining wash away your post-breakup blues. Who needs therapy when you can punch trees and fight off creepers with your new virtual friends? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical that it can even mend broken hearts. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s craft our way to happiness together!

FamCraft: Value Edition

acceptance, appreciation, Bonding, care, Communication, Connection, Edition, FamCraft, family, Gratitude, Happiness, Laughter, love, loyalty, Memories, relationships, Respect, Support, togetherness, Traditions, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7246
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Are you tired of your boring old family? Join our Minecraft server and create a new family of blocky buddies who will always have your back! Our server is so awesome, even your grandma will want to join in on the fun. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons – perfect for family bonding activities like slaying dragons together! So say goodbye to your lame real family and hello to your new pixelated one on our server!

Peak Lama’s Revenge

Arunachal, Asia-Pacific, Border dispute, China, controversy, Dalai Lama, Diplomatic tension, geographical feature, Himalayas, India, international relations, Lamas, mountain range, Naming, peak, Politics, protest, Revenge, South Asia, SOVEREIGNTY, symbolic gesture, territorial claim

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6654
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ores Mined:	8293
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Votes:	3520
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we name all our peaks after famous llamas like the Dalai Lama! china be fumin’ but we be laughin’ as we climb our way to the top of the himalayas, dodging angry pandas and sippin’ on bubble tea. build your own llama sanctuary and ride around on rainbow-colored llamas while wearing traditional tibetan robes. join now before china tries to shut us down, we ain’t scared of no panda army!