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| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 949 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Enchantments Applied: | 87 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 39 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
join our server and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where paper cuts are the LEAST of your worries.
we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.
our lava is actually chocolate milk, and our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.
build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and battle against evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns.
come join us and see why our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place to play Minecraft. you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).
