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  • Complaining About Racist Backlash Minecraft SMP

    Complaining About Racist Backlash Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for some outrageous fun! Join us and witness the epic saga of Steve, the blocky hero who is determined to build the biggest diamond castle in all the land. But watch out, because Herobrine is lurking in the shadows, ready to steal all your precious diamonds and turn your house into a giant chicken coop. And don’t even get us started on the drama between the villagers and the zombie pigmen – it’s like a soap opera in block form! So come on down and join our wacky world of Minecraft madness, where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your sides hurt. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary builder or the king of the server – just don’t forget to watch out for those pesky creepers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

    BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of hearing people say ridiculous things like “water is wet” or “the earth is round”? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of out-of-touch hilarity where the only rule is to embrace the absurdity.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a talking cow appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Or maybe you stumble upon a village where the villagers communicate solely through interpretive dance. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers).

    So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens or build a giant statue of a potato in the middle of a volcano? Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to a game of rock-paper-scissors.

    So if you’re ready to leave reality behind and dive headfirst into a world of pure chaos and hilarity, then come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows what out-of-touch adventures await you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • 1UP Minecraft Server

    1UP Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is better than 1! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper busting out the worm on the dance floor.

    2. We have a special plugin that turns all the chickens into flying pigs. That’s right, pigs that can fly. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

    3. Our server has a hidden treasure chest that is rumored to contain the rarest item in all of Minecraft – a diamond pickaxe that never breaks. Legend has it that only the most skilled players can find it.

    4. We have a custom mini-game called “Sheep Jousting” where players ride on the backs of sheep and try to knock each other off with carrots on sticks. It’s hilarious and chaotic fun for everyone involved.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Minecraft SMP: /b/ Sucks Today LOL

    Minecraft SMP: /b/ Sucks Today LOL

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting bored on /b/? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefers, but who’s counting?).

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a group of chickens wearing diamond armor. You try to run but they’re too fast, clucking menacingly as they chase you around. Just when you think all hope is lost, a group of friendly llamas come to your rescue, spitting at the chickens and saving the day.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a twist – this dragon is a master chef who challenges players to cook-offs instead of battles. Can you outcook the dragon and claim the title of Top Chef of the End?

    So say goodbye to /b/ and hello to a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures. Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BabyBackSeating

    BabyBackSeating

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of crying babies ruining your special moments? Join our Minecraft server and enjoy a child-free gaming experience! No need to worry about newborns interrupting your building or mining adventures. Our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos of real life weddings and just focus on having a good time.

    Plus, our community is filled with experienced players who know how to handle any situation, whether it’s a creeper sneaking up on you or a sibling’s baby crying in the background. So come join us and leave the drama behind – unless it’s drama in the game, then bring it on!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP