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VodkaCraft: Where Russia Saves the Day!

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5391
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace our Russian brothers and fight against the globalist feminist tyranny! Join us as we build a patriarchy stronghold and defend ourselves against Western weapons with nothing but our sheer manliness. No Russian has ever called us an incel, and we stand strong together against the feminist scum trying to tear us apart. Come join us and show your support for Mother Russia in the ultimate battle for masculinity! Remember, real men play on our server. Let’s show those globalist trannies who’s boss!

CreeperCraze: Where degrees don’t matter, just mad Minecraft skills! #CreeperNation

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3952
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Gods Slained:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9

Are you tired of your boring old life where a degree is all that matters? Well, join our wacky Minecraft server where we couldn’t care less about your educational background! In fact, we’ll give you extra points if you flunked out of school or never even went in the first place!

On our server, we have a special event where the cows have learned how to breakdance and challenge players to a dance-off for epic loot. And don’t even get us started on the killer rabbits that have formed a gang and demand tribute in the form of diamond carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive “Patrick, the Pantless Enderman” who roams the lands in search of fashionable pants to wear. Join us and help him find the perfect pair of trousers to complete his look.

So why waste your time with degrees and boring real life responsibilities? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing that matters is how many laughs you can have in a day!

ParappaLammyCraft – The Ultimate Jammin’ Minecraft Experience!

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4908
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	183
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Magic Items Found:	8243
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Are you tired of trying to play Parappa the Rapper and Um Jammer Lammy on outdated consoles? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate gaming experience!

Picture this: You’re navigating through the virtual world, grooving to the funky beats of Parappa the Rapper and shredding on the guitar in Um Jammer Lammy. But wait, there’s a twist! Instead of using controllers, you have to mine blocks and build instruments to keep the rhythm going. It’s like DDR meets Minecraft meets a rock concert all in one!

But that’s not all! Our server is so advanced that it actually transports you into the games themselves. You’ll feel like you’re rapping with Parappa or jamming out with Lammy in real life. Plus, the graphics are so high-quality that you’ll swear you’re playing on a PS5.

So why waste your time and money buying a new console when you can join our Minecraft server for the ultimate Parappa/Um Jammer Lammy experience? Trust us, it’ll rock your world in ways you never imagined. Join now and get ready to game like never before!

Netcrafts: Social Safety Server – Where we’ve got your back and all the LOLs!

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4075
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ores Mined:	7195	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of falling into lava pits and losing all your precious diamonds? Join our Minecraft server, where we offer a virtual social safety net to catch you when you fall (literally). Our friendly community of players will help you navigate the dangers of the blocky world and even offer emotional support when creepers blow up your beautiful creations. Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted golden apples grant wishes, like turning all mobs into adorable kittens or giving you diamond armor made of bubblegum. So come join us and experience the wackiest and most heartwarming Minecraft server out there!

MincraftKweenz – The Ultimate Domination Server #YASSS

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5236
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	169	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	New Chunks Explored:	465127
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Welcome to THE STRONGEST Edition of our Minecraft server! This server is like a fantasy turn-based war game created by two dudes, one of them being a teacher (because who wouldn’t trust a teacher with their Minecraft experience?). With over 3400 units, 1100 spells, and 400 magic items, this server is basically an autist’s wet dream!

Join us for the most simplistic graphics you’ve ever seen, but don’t worry, it’s easily moddable (because who doesn’t love a good mod?). Turn are resolved simultaneously, so get ready to plan battles like a strategic mastermind!

Check out our outdated pastebin for extra laughs, join our Steam group where anything goes, and dive into the multiplayer guide for some chaotic fun. And if you need a break from the madness, why not try the Llamaserver for a change of pace?

But that’s not all! We have fan art, balance mods, and even a Pretender calculator to keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember, the Pantokrator from last time is still ruling the server – will you be the one to take them down? Join now and find out!

CreepCraft: Blocky Adventures with Fembots – No Stalking Allowed on this Server! #MinecraftMadness #GirlPower

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8779
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Runes Activated:	7

Are you tired of being stalked at your job? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual world is filled with fembots ready to fend off any sus strangers following you home. With the power of pixelated armor and enchanted weapons, you’ll never have to worry about creepy dudes again. Join us and let’s show those stalkers who’s boss in the world of 1s and 0s!

Crafty Cactus Co.

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5024
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	4139
Love Letters Sent:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Dimension Hops:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that never seem to go anywhere? Well, buckle up buttercup because on our server, the plot is always progressing! One minute you could be building a magnificent castle, and the next you could be fighting off a horde of zombie villagers in a quest to save Princess Kamiki! Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server – join now and be a part of the story!

VoteCraft: “Qualifications Not Needed” – Trendy Minecraft Server for the politically incorrect!

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9725
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Votes:	5973	Falling into the Void:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Crops Grown:	5427
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76

Looking for a Minecraft server that takes politics to the next level? Look no further! Our server requires all players to pass a monthly lie detector test and swear to uphold the constitution before taking on public office. Can you handle the pressure? Failure means disqualification, but don’t worry – after an appeal, you’ll get one final chance to prove your honesty. And if you pass, get ready for a probationary period where we’ll be keeping a close eye on your finances and phone logs. It’s like playing Minecraft and running for office at the same time – what could be more exciting than that? Join us now and let the political games begin!

SovietGF-FreeFunZone

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3997
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of constantly being followed around by a Soviet girlfriend in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server promises a Soviet girlfriend-free experience so you can mine, build, and explore in peace without any communist drama. Join now for a capitalist paradise where red flags are strictly forbidden!

LMAOCraft: Momo’s ASMR Adventure

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7891
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Animals Bred:	141
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4

Have you ever wanted to immerse yourself in a world of relaxation and intrigue, only to find that your favorite ASMR videos have vanished into thin air? Fear not, for on our Minecraft server, you can journey to the mystical land of Momos privated asmr kids and uncover the shocking truth behind their disappearance! Join us now for a wild adventure filled with hidden clues, secret passages, and maybe even a few unexpected guests (spoiler alert: it’s probably Momos!). So grab your pickaxe and get ready to unravel the mystery of the missing ASMR videos – your next tingling sensation could be just around the corner!

CraftyConfusion: Where even the mobs can’t figure out why She was crafted lolz

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6778
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5075
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Join our wacky Minecraft server where even the models are questioning their life choices! We have such a unique and hilarious player base that even the NPCs are requesting makeovers to look less like a confused mannequin. Why do they do this, you ask? Well, because on our server, anything goes! From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what kind of antics you’ll stumble upon. So come join us for a wild ride and maybe, just maybe, you’ll learn the answer to the ultimate question – why did they try making her look like a man in the first place?