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RedFlagUncrushed – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4299
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Runes Activated:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but chicken nuggets and rubber ducks. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where the winner gets a pet llama that can breakdance?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Wars,” where players team up to prank each other with exploding sheep and flying pigs. And if you ever need a break from all the madness, you can relax in our virtual hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who needs a crush when you can have this much fun in the virtual world?

“7 Days to Mine” Minecraft Server

7 days to die, Community, Crafting, Days, early access, early access development, Exploration, gameplay, Gaming, IMPROVEMENTS, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, open world, Opinions, Release, review, Sandbox, Server, Survival, update, Updates, video game, zombie

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	916
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Votes:	1413	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Oh, honey, let me tell you about this Minecraft server that is about to blow your mind! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding.

This server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory on steroids. We’ve got a roller coaster that takes you through a maze of lava pits, a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted golden carrots, and a secret society of llamas who run the economy.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic dance-offs. And if you can beat him, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes.

So, forget about 1.0, come join us on this server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

XitterCraft Minecraft Server

Analysis, Analytics, Audience, Competition, data, ENGAGEMENT, Followers, growth, Insights, Marketing, metrics, Minecraft, Monitoring, Performance, Platform, Reporting, Server, social media, Stats, Tracking, trends, xitter, XitterCraft

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2162
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stats and features? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low!

Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and Herobrine as they fight over who gets the last diamond in the mine. Watch as pigs fly (literally, we have a pig launcher) and chickens do the cha-cha slide.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so advanced, we have a secret portal that leads straight to the land of unicorns and rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden llama that farts out diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

SisterShakeUp Minecraft Server

accident, airbags, Birkenstock, car ride, clean car, college, Dangerous, Graduation, Heartless, herniated disks, Hospital, injury, Minecraft, parents, predictable, Server, shitty brother, sibling rivalry, sister, SisterShakeUp, stank feet, Sympathy, Ultimatum

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3058
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Dragon Scales Harvested:	437	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value cleanliness and car safety above all else! Just like the OP’s car, we keep our server squeaky clean and free of any dirty hippy feet (or griefers)!

Join us for some epic adventures and crazy builds, just like the ultimatum given to the sister – feet up equals no ride, and griefing equals no entry to our server!

We may not have airbags to protect you, but we do have a supportive community ready to laugh, shake their heads, and offer a helping hand when needed. Just remember, listen to the rules and warnings, or you might end up injuring your face with your knees (metaphorically speaking)!

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where being heartless and a shitty brother is not allowed, but having a blast and creating amazing memories is encouraged! Just don’t forget to keep those stank feet off the dash!

DilDontDine

chef’s menu, culinary experience, dietary restrictions, DilDontDine, dinner event, exclusive invite, exclusive restaurant, Exclusivity, family gathering, familydinner, fine dining, food preferences, foodie, limited seating, picky eater problems, picky eater struggles, pickyeater, special occasion, treating family, trying new food, unique dishes

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9103
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Farms Harvested:	834	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up unique blocks and crazy adventures! Just like the chef in the story, we offer a fixed menu of fun and excitement that changes every week.

Join us and invite your friends, but beware of picky eaters! We don’t have time for players who only like to mine the same five blocks over and over again. Our server is all about trying new things and exploring new worlds.

So come on in and dig into the action! Who knows, you might just discover a hidden gem or two. And remember, if you’re not willing to try something new, you might just get left behind in the dust. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server – where the only thing fixed is the amount of fun you’ll have!

WrongCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, WrongCraft

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1998
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Tired of dealing with know-it-alls who are actually know-nothings? Join our Minecraft server and leave those wrong-way Wendys in the dust! Our community is filled with players who are always right…even when they’re wrong! So come on down and show off your skills in a world where being right is just a state of mind (even if that state is delusional)! Who needs facts when you’ve got confidence? Join now and start dominating the debate…even if you have no idea what you’re talking about!

ShameCraft: Country Edition

ashamed, Corruption, Country, culture, discrimination, Edition, education, Environment, Government, Healthcare, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, justice system, Politics, POVERTY, racism, shame, ShameCraft, Social Issues, society, Xenophobia

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6664
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Are you tired of being ashamed of your country? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape to a land where the only thing you’ll be ashamed of is not having enough diamonds! Our server is so epic, even the creepers are too scared to explode because they know they can’t handle the awesomeness. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and talking pigs who will give you hilarious life advice. So why waste time being ashamed of your country when you can join us and be shamelessly awesome instead?

BlueRoom Minecraft Server

ancient architecture, ancient artifacts, Ancient civilization, ancient shrine, Archaeological excavation, archaeological site, archaeology, Artifacts, blue room, BlueRoom, cultural heritage, Excavation, historical discovery, historical preservation, historical research, historical site, italy, Minecraft, Pompeii, preservation, rare finds, roman history, Server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3823
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

OMG U GUYS THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, JUST LIKE THIS RARE BLUE ROOM THEY FOUND IN POMPEII! COME JOIN US AND UNVEIL THE SECRETS OF THIS ANCIENT SHRINE, MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN FIND SOME DIAMONDS OR SOMETHING! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL UNLEASH A CURSE OR SUMTHIN, BUT YOLO RIGHT?! JOIN US AND DIG, DIG, DIG YOUR WAY TO VICTORY! #BLUELOVE #ANCIENTDIAMONDS #CURSEYOLO

FrostyTroopBabiesCraft

babies, controversial, Cryopreservation, Dead Troops, Ethics, fertility, first, FrostyTroopBabiesCraft, Frozen Sperm, Future, Genetic, Legacy, Military, parenthood, Raising, Reproduction, russia, Science, Technology

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2943
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

hey u, yea u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit it will blow ur mind? well, let me tell u about this server. so, like, in this server, we have russia raising first babies from dead troops’ frozen sperm. i know, crazy right? but wait, there’s more.

not only do we have this insane story, but we also have the most epic builds u will ever see. like, we have a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds. yea, u heard me right, diamonds.

and if that’s not enough to convince u to join, we also have the friendliest community ever. like, everyone is so nice and helpful, u will never wanna leave.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for urself. trust me, u won’t regret it.

BooBooPlaceboCraft

BELIEF, Boo-boo kisses, BooBooPlaceboCraft, care, Childhood, comfort, Emotional support, first experience, healing, love, medical placebo, Medical Treatment, mind-body connection, Nurturing, pain relief, placebo effect, placebo response, placebo therapy, placebos, Psychological, soothing, Trust

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3384
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we got boo-boo kisses for days. and not just any boo-boo kisses, but, like, magical ones that are, like, placebos for your soul.

picture this: you’re out in the wilderness, mining for diamonds, when suddenly a creeper blows up right in your face. but don’t worry, cuz we got boo-boo kisses that will make all your troubles disappear.

and, like, if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we’re talking stacks on stacks of enchanted golden apples and diamond swords that can one-shot anything that comes your way.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the magic of boo-boo kisses and placebos like never before. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyPCOS: ArtemisRx

Alternative Medicine, antimalarial, Artemisinin, ArtemisRx, CraftyPCOS, drug therapy, fertility, health, herbal remedy, holistic health, hormonal disorder, hormonal imbalance, malaria drug, Medical research, medication, natural treatment, PCOS, polycystic ovary syndrome, reproductive health, traditional medicine, Treatment, Women’s Health

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	980
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Emeralds Found:	8130	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU LIKE MINECRAFT? DO YOU LIKE HAVING A BLAST AND LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF? THEN YOU GOTTA JOIN OUR SERVER! WHY, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING.

ON OUR SERVER, WE HAVE DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY LIKE RAIN! AND NOT JUST ANY DIAMONDS, BUT DIAMONDS THAT CAN TALK AND TELL YOU JOKES! IMAGINE HAVING A CONVERSATION WITH A DIAMOND, IT’S HILARIOUS!

ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS WHO THROW PARTIES EVERY NIGHT? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! YOU CAN DANCE WITH MERMAIDS AND EAT SEAWEED SNACKS UNTIL THE SUN COMES UP!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A GIANT CHICKEN THAT LAYS GOLDEN EGGS EVERY HOUR! YOU CAN USE THOSE EGGS TO BUY CRAZY WEAPONS AND ARMOR THAT WILL MAKE YOU UNSTOPPABLE IN BATTLE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!