Our server is run by a team of expert gamers who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded and built a mansion out of diamond blocks. We have secret treasure hunts, where the loot is so valuable that even Herobrine would be jealous. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo filled with friendly creepers and zombie pigmen.
But that’s not all! We also have a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, a dance party with the villagers every Saturday night, and a hot tub made entirely out of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and be part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community out there? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!
On our server, we value your time and work, even if your family doesn’t. We understand the struggle of dealing with entitled relatives who cancel last minute and expect everything for free. That’s why we offer a safe haven where you can build, explore, and thrive without any judgment.
Plus, if you ever need a break from the chaos, our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose. You can mine for diamonds, battle mobs, and even create your own virtual photography studio without any cancelations or drama.
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the family drama behind. Who needs real-life relatives when you have a community of fellow gamers who understand and support you? Let’s block out the negativity and craft a brighter future together!
Imagine a world where you have to negotiate for every block you mine, every mob you defeat, and every structure you build. Will you be able to strike a deal to get that coveted diamond sword? Or will you have to sacrifice your precious emeralds for a chance to explore the Nether?
But beware, not everyone will be willing to compromise. Just like in real life, some players will try to get everything they want without giving anything in return. Will you be able to outsmart them and come out on top?
Join us now and experience the thrill of negotiating your way to victory in the craziest Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even find yourself engaged in a heated debate over the price of a virtual cow!
Join us for epic battles against pixelated dragons, where the men in their 40s will show you how to conquer your fears and slay the beasts with ease. Need help building a castle that would make even the most seasoned architect jealous? The men in their 40s have got you covered with their expert building tips and tricks.
But the real reason to join our server? The legendary stories told around the virtual campfire by the men in their 40s. From tales of mining diamonds deep underground to epic quests for the elusive Ender Dragon, you’ll be laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices in no time.
So come on down to our server and let the men in their 40s show you the ropes in the wild world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).
join this server if you want to experience the thrill of battling against evil train networks and coming out victorious. who knew minecraft could be so intense, right? plus, the admins on this server are like superheroes, always there to save the day and make sure everyone is having a blast.
so, what are you waiting for? come join the most epic minecraft server ever and show those pesky train networks who’s boss. trust me, you won’t regret it.
imagine building a booger monument in the shape of a giant nose, or participating in our daily booger flicking contests! 💦
rumor has it, if you find the legendary golden booger hidden somewhere in the server, you will be granted three wishes by the booger fairy! 🧚♂️
we have booger-themed mini-games, booger crafting recipes, and even booger pets that follow you around and leave a trail of slime wherever they go! 🐌
so come on down to our server and let’s get boogerific! 🤢💚🤮
Terralum is a mostly vanilla server that adds some quality of life, while not upsetting the balance too much. We are looking for players that just want to hang out and play Minecraft, without the drama.
A quick list describing the server: – Whitelisted – 16+ age requirement – No P2W whatsoever – Basic teleportation (/home, /spawn) – Item based economy – No griefing or PvP – Resource worlds
Check the Discord to apply for whitelisting.
minecraft1.terralum.net
New armor and weapon attributes 40 new mobs Quests Traders Bosses Air drops Enchantment levels increased to level 15
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But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Sakuya, a mystical creature who can grant you three wishes if you can find her hidden lair. Rumor has it that one wish involves unlimited diamonds, another involves a pet dragon, and the third wish… well, let’s just say it involves a lifetime supply of cake.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the prankster villagers who love to play tricks on unsuspecting players. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server. See you there!
Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of creepers, and battling evil chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with treasure, a hidden village where the villagers do the Macarena all day long, and a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave.
Join our server and experience the thrill of unexpected surprises, just like when this couple thought they were adopting one child but ended up with a pair of siblings! Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you in our virtual world?
And just like this couple, we don’t back down on our rules. We don’t let anyone coddle you with easy gameplay or hand-holding. You’ll have to adjust and adapt just like those poor kids who had to adjust to their new family. But hey, at least you won’t have pushy family members trying to visit you during your first month on the server!
So, if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and a truly unique Minecraft experience, join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll end up with more than you bargained for, just like this couple did!