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CoalTrainCarnage

air pollutants, air quality, asthma, coal, coal transportation, CoalTrainCarnage, environmental hazards, environmental impact, health risks, hospital admissions, Pollution, pollution effects, pollution exposure, premature mortality, public health, railroad tracks, Residents, respiratory diseases, respiratory issues, study, uncovered coal

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4979
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5192	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have coal trains running through the land, giving you that extra challenge of dodging coal dust while building your epic creations! who needs clean air when you can have the thrill of potentially dying prematurely from all the pollutants? plus, our server is so lit that even the air pollutants are associated with increases in asthma-related episodes and hospital admissions – talk about a wild ride! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the coal train chaos!

The Gab Dropout Minecraft SMP

college, dropout, dropout consequences, dropout impact, dropout intervention, dropout prevention, dropout prevention initiatives, dropout prevention programs, dropout prevention resources, dropout prevention strategies, dropout rate, dropout recovery, dropout solutions, dropout statistics, dropout support, education, Gab, Minecraft, response, smp, University

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9296
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	New Chunks Explored:	543826
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Feel like starting a chicken army to take over the server? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have developed their own language and culture. Join us and you may just uncover the mysteries of the cow civilization and become their chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild in a world where anything is possible (and where cows may or may not be plotting world domination).

DadDisagreesMCServer

anxiety, arranged marriage, brotherly love, cross-cultural experiences, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, cultural norms, DadDisagreesMCServer, emotional distress, Emotional support, emotional well being, family dynamics, family traditions, generational conflicts, love marriage, marriage pressure, personal autonomy, protective instincts, sibling bond, sibling relationships, traditional values

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5191
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Votes:	6093
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, so like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s old school traditions, then you gotta join this server! We’ve got arranged marriages between villagers, but don’t worry, they’re all happy about it (we think).

Just like my bro, who’s not ready for marriage but is being forced into it, you’ll be forced into epic battles with mobs and other players. And just like my dad, our server admin is super strict and won’t take any excuses for not following the rules. But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with the emotional breakdowns like my bro (hopefully).

So come join us on this server where tradition meets chaos, and remember, toughen up like my dad says or you’ll be left in the dust like my poor little bro. 😂🎮 #MinecraftMadness

KidzGoneWildMC

AITAH, borrowing money, feeding kids, financial assistance, financial responsibility, financial stress, financial struggles, friend owes money, friends in need, Guilt, KidzGoneWildMC, not keeping her kids, parenting challenges, paycheck to paycheck, power company, providing for children, setting boundaries, small circle, support system, Tough Decisions

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8740
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3810	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories like the time a player’s friend showed up at their house demanding money for their power bill and then tried to leave their kids with them for the weekend. Don’t worry, we promise our server won’t have any surprise visits from irresponsible friends!

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Come hang out with us and build your own virtual world where you don’t have to worry about borrowing money or feeding anyone’s kids. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike some so-called friends in real life.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find some virtual snacks and drinks to keep you going until Tuesday!

ComebackCraft SMP

Best Comeback, clever comeback, COMEBACK, comeback burns, comeback examples, comeback insults, comeback jokes, comeback lines, comeback moments, comeback one liners, comeback quotes, comeback retorts, comeback stories, ComebackCraft, epic comeback, funny comeback, insult comeback, quick comeback, savage comeback, smp, snappy comeback, witty comeback

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	213
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Votes:	6841	Crops Grown:	6968
Players Killed by Monsters:	7482	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Animals Bred:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for epic comebacks and non-stop laughter!

Join us and witness the legendary battle between two players arguing over who has the better pet pig. Spoiler alert: it ends with a pig jousting tournament that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Dance-Off” where players compete to see who can do the best chicken impression while dancing on a tightrope over a pit of lava. Trust us, it’s clucking hilarious!

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

MineTimeFunCraft

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7816
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31

Remember the dark ages before the internet? Yeah, neither do we! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those boring days of staring at a wall or talking to actual people. Our server is so lit, even Steve Jobs would be jealous.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Legend has it, if you can out-dance the llamas, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. True story.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventures begin! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with dancing llamas and endless diamond mines? Let’s get this party started!

CraftyCrashersMC

Agreement, car accident, compensation, couple, CraftyCrashersMC, crash, insurance, lawsuit, Legal, legal dispute, legal rights, Liability, life changing, personal injury, SETTLEMENT, SUE, Technology, terms, Terms and Conditions, Transportation, Uber

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8915
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	21	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

so, like, this server is, like, so epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, we got dragons flying around, like, all the time, and they’re, like, breathing rainbow fire and stuff.

you gotta join this server, man, because, like, if you don’t, you’ll miss out on the epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. yeah, you heard me right, a diamond banana.

and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows. how cool is that, right?

oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players? so, like, if you’re not cool, you can’t even get in.

so, like, what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become a legend in the land of minecraft!

Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)

Adults, Community, Diamond Economy, Events, fresher, java, madness, members, Mini Games, Nether Hub, Players, Season, Shops, smp, Spawn, Survival, Vanilla, world

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5932
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Emeralds Found:	5586

Server Name	Madness SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Age Requirement	21+
Community Size	20+ Members
Platform	Java Edition

FAQ

Q: How can I apply to join Madness SMP?

A: You can apply by visiting our Discord server at MAD-SMP.NET/DISCORD.

Q: What is the age requirement to join Madness SMP?

A: Players must be 21 years of age or older to join the server.

Q: What is the community size of Madness SMP?

A: We currently have over 20 active members in our community.

Q: What features does Madness SMP offer?

A: We have a giant spawn city with shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events to keep our community connected and engaged.

Q: What platform does Madness SMP support?

A: Madness SMP is a Java Edition server.

Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server

bad breath, bigfoot, Bigfoots, coding, foids, hairy, Minecraft, Nerd, Normie, onions, pussy, Server, single, ww2

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4535
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	137	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of being rejected by normies for being too hairy and smelling like onions? Do you wish you could find a place where you can talk about coding and WW2 without scaring off potential mates? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all hairy, onion-scented players who love to nerd out about history and technology.

Join us and unleash your inner Bigfoot as you explore our virtual world filled with insane builds and crazy adventures. Who needs normies when you can find true love among fellow hairy, onion-loving gamers? Don’t be single, be a part of our hairy, nerdy community and let the FOIDS come to you!

Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP

armpit, armpit hair, beauty standards, body hair, body positivity, Confidence, empowerment, Enthusiast, feminism, Gender norms, Grooming, hair, hot, Individuality, Minecraft, natural beauty., personal choice, self love, Self-expression, smp, social acceptance, societal norms, taboo, unconventional beauty, Women

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3843
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8536
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Players Killed by Monsters:	5260

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Our server is home to a unique community of players who aren’t afraid to break the mold. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it. Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for fun? Why not! And hey, if you’re into women with armpit hair, you’ll fit right in because we celebrate all forms of self-expression here.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT Tuesday” where the entire server gets together to blow stuff up, and “Skinny Dipping Saturdays” where we all strip down and go for a swim in the virtual ocean. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a pair of goggles for when things get really crazy. See you on the server!

CraftyJournalApologyNoWay

blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyJournalApologyNoWay, emotional processing, emotions, Empathy, family dynamics, Grief, journaling, Loss, personal space, privacy, Respect, self-care, Self-expression, sibling relationships, stepsister, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7995
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Emeralds Found:	4626	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where journaling drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with blended families, spoiled brats, and torn pages of emotional turmoil.

Vent your frustrations in our virtual world just like our player did in their journal. Explore the depths of family dynamics and sibling rivalry as you navigate through the chaos of living with a stepsister who just can’t keep her hands off your stuff.

Witness the epic showdown as family members clash over privacy and personal expression. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you cave under the pressure to apologize for simply being honest?

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such outrageous family drama and emotional rollercoasters while building your dream Minecraft world? Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity. See you there!