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| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 3170 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 21 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 16 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 22 |
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit it won a nobel prize? well, this server is the one for u! we got potions that give u super powers but also make u fart rainbow sparkles. it’s like, the best of both worlds, ya know?
our players are like, the smartest in the world. they figured out that if u build ur house upside down, u get double the diamonds. it’s like, science or something.
also, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy. they’re like, the Illuminati but cuter. join us and become part of the llama mafia.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u through a volcano filled with lava? it’s totally safe, i promise.
so, like, what are u waiting for? join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real medicine when u have fake medicine that makes u poop rainbows? it’s a game changer, literally.
