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⋙SimplyMine 1.16.5 ⋘
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1 – Don’t grief, because we want to create a friendly project.
2 – Be adequate and punctual.
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Hello! Have you been looking for a tube server for survival for a long time?
Then you should come to us!
Why choose our server? Here’s why our server is better than the others:
➤A warm and pleasant atmosphere for the game
➤The server opened just recently!
➤Honest and kind players.
➤Fast technical support and responsive administration.
➤events are held
➤no griefers
➤no donations and pop-up messages on the entire screen (you can only deposit money if you wish, and it will not affect the gameplay)
➤no privates
➤Wide possibilities
➤Only the most necessary plugins
➤You can play with a pirated version➤good paid hosting
➤server works 24/7
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We are waiting for you at SimplyMine!
Version: 1.16.5
IP: To get an IP and add the server to the whitelist, you need to pass an interview (contact Ayanami Rei #8670.)
m7.joinserver.ru:25651
But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghosts of long-forgotten gamers who couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our server. Will you be brave enough to face the spooky challenges they throw your way?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground labyrinth filled with rare treasures waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches for yourself?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever seen in the world of Minecraft.
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a group of pro wrestlers dressed in full costume come charging at you, ready to battle it out in the ring (or in this case, the Minecraft world).
But wait, it gets even better! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking llamas who have mastered the art of parkour. They challenge players to epic llama races across treacherous terrain, with the winner receiving a golden carrot as a prize.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on the server that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you hugs.
So, if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, come join us and prepare for the wildest adventure of your virtual life!
Join us for the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft. Need a reason to join? Well, how about the fact that we have cookies that will make your milk come in faster than a redstone contraption? Just be careful, some of them might have explosive effects!
But wait, there’s more! We also offer a special brown sugar buffet that promises to help with your post-partum bowel movements…or maybe just cause a wild ride on the porcelain throne. And don’t forget about our signature mother’s milk tea, guaranteed to give you a boost of energy…or maybe just a trip to the ER if you’re allergic to thistle.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server also comes with a free MIL (Mother-in-Law) feature! Watch as she dispenses questionable medical advice and disappears when you need her the most. But don’t worry, you can always apologize to her to make her come back…because who doesn’t want more chaos in their life?
So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server out there, where every block placed is a wild adventure waiting to happen. Just remember to keep your cool, even if your fever is at 106F!
oh, and get this, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that have unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and, like, even enchanted golden apples. like, you can be the richest player on the server in, like, no time at all.
and, like, if you’re into building, we have this giant floating castle in the sky that you can live in. it’s, like, totally epic and has, like, a roller coaster that goes around the whole thing.
so, like, if you wanna have the most fun ever in Minecraft, you gotta join this server, like, right now. trust me, you won’t regret it.
Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server has a unique social atmosphere where everyone communicates through interpretive dance and beatboxing. 🕺🎤
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cheeseburger Gang, a group of players who roam the streets throwing cheeseburgers at unsuspecting newcomers. 🍔💥
And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it there’s a secret underground disco party held every Saturday night in the sewers. 🕺🎉
So come on down to our crazy cityscape and see what all the hype is about! Just watch out for the llama mafia, they don’t take kindly to outsiders. 🦙🕶️
Our server is like babysitting a bunch of rowdy kids, except they’re all creepers and zombies trying to blow you up. Establish dominance early and show them who’s boss, just like our player does with their nieces and nephews.
We don’t follow a huge list of rules here, just like our player doesn’t follow the babysitting rulebook. Want your character to eat vegan? Better bring your own vegan food. Otherwise, they’ll be chowing down on Dino nuggets and hot dogs.
And just like our player who took the kids cliff jumping at Horseshoe Lake, we like to live on the edge and push the boundaries. Who cares if people call us a “shit” server? We offer a full refund of zero dollars and a beer with friends instead.
Join our server and experience the freedom of not needing financial help from anyone. Just like our player with their trust fund, you’ll have all the resources you need to conquer the Minecraft world and build your dream house (or leave it, whatever).
So come on, join us on this wild and rebellious Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos!