InsultCraft SMP: Big Brain Burns

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4348
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! We got a whole bunch of crazy shenanigans going on, like one time we had a creeper riding a pig in a diamond helmet, it was wild, man. And the best part is, we have the smartest insults ever, like one time someone called another player a potato with legs, I was dying, bro. So if you wanna be part of this wacky world of madness, join us now and prepare to laugh your butt off!

BlockyBlingLand

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	206
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2

If money weren’t an issue, the first thing you should buy is a ticket to our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild tale. Legend has it that our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. So come join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity)!

FlamingLandingGear Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4255
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Towns Built:	7	Runes Activated:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9

so, like, this server is lit AF, just like that Air Canada flight that had flames coming out of it. but don’t worry, our server won’t crash and burn like that plane did. we have the sickest landing gear in all of Minecraft land.

join us if you wanna experience the thrill of a lifetime, just like those passengers on that flight. except instead of flames, you’ll be surrounded by epic builds and crazy adventures. trust us, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

so come on, hop on board and let’s take off into the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. just make sure to buckle up, because things are gonna get bumpy in the best way possible.

MerzCraft: Musk Slammer – No AfD Allowed!

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9595
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	49	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Dragons Tamed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

so, like, u know how german politics can be a bit of a snoozefest, right? well, not on this server, fam! we got merz, the german chancellor candidate, straight up SLAMMIN’ musk over some afD stance. like, who even knew these two would be beefin’ in the minecraft world, right? come join us for some epic drama and political intrigue, cuz this server is lit AF! plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base where we hide all the rare loot. don’t miss out on the action, join now and be part of the madness!

Warped

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8319
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Welcome to Warped SMP

About Us

Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Over the past four years, we’ve built an amazing and dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members, and we would love to have you join us!

Server Information

Server Type	Semi-vanilla, Hermitcraft-inspired
Server Reset	No plan for reset currently
Mods/Addons	Quality-of-life datapacks only, no game-changing addons

Community

We embrace all playstyles and have a diverse player base. Many players form groups and lasting friendships beyond the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration through frequent group projects, minigames, server-wide events, and more.

Respect

Our community is built on trust and respect, allowing us to have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum. We ask the same of you.

How To Join

We have a strong, dedicated, and trustworthy community that sets a high standard for new players and applications. We expect you to take your time on your application. If your application doesn’t meet our standards, we will give you a chance to redo it.

Join our discord HERE and apply!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server strictly vanilla?	No, we use quality-of-life datapacks but avoid game-changing addons.
Are there server-wide events?	Yes, we have frequent group projects, minigames, and server-wide events.
Is there a plan for server reset?	Currently, there are no plans for a server reset.
How can I join the server?	Join our discord and follow the application process.

Lost in Pixel Land 1.21.4

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2055
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	153	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! Forget about the real world, come get lost in a pixelated wonderland where you can build whatever the heck you want.

We got crazy builds, insane redstone contraptions, and a community that’s as wacky as they come. And get this, we even have a special “gore” section where you can build your very own sliced-open anus if that’s your thing.

So if you’re tired of the same old boring servers and want to unleash your inner freak, come join us and let’s goon together in Minecraft madness!

GrandadCraft: AITA Edition

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7617
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Zombie Dances:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Animals Bred:	185
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape real-life drama? Look no further than our server! Join us for a world of blocky adventures and endless fun.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses. It became the talk of the town and even the llamas in-game were jealous of its style.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper bust a move to some funky tunes.

So, if you’re looking for a place where prejudice and drama don’t exist, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find a llama wearing sunglasses waiting to welcome you with open arms.

TravelingBucketList21 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9578
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6328	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing ever! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party every Friday night. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that happen on this server. So pack your bags, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the ride of your life!

CraftyBucks: $100orLess

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	824
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8900	Magic Items Found:	2085
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Secret Passages Found:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Have you ever spent $100 on a Minecraft server that changed your life forever? Well, get ready to experience the ultimate virtual adventure on our server!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond pig, rumored to grant wishes to whoever finds it. But beware, the pig is guarded by an army of zombie chickens and exploding sheep!

For just $100, you’ll have access to exclusive perks like riding a rainbow unicorn through the enchanted forest, battling evil villagers in epic PvP battles, and even taming a dragon to ride into battle.

So why waste your money on boring stuff when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams on our server? Join now and let the insanity begin!

CraftyComrades Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3441
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Divine Spears Created:	20	Dimension Hops:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of russia and build your own virtual world! we promise no casualties here, just pure fun and creativity! our server is so lit, even syrskyi would approve! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet polar bear to protect your base from any invading armies! who needs russia when you can have a blast with us?! join now and let the minecraft madness begin!

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