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Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 3773 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 5394 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
Void Gems Collected: | 10 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 |
Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about your family secrets. Build your own empire, team up with other players to take on epic quests, and maybe even uncover some scandalous secrets of your own. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out your in-game dad is actually a wizard or your in-game mom is secretly a dragon in disguise.
So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only thing more twisted than our family trees are the builds we create. Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you count the hours you’ll spend laughing your blocky butt off!