So, there’s this foster carer, let’s call her Jane (but not really). She’s out here chatting mad shit about all the players, calling them rude, lazy, and disrespectful. She even showed one player’s personal file to another player, like what the heck?
But wait, it gets even crazier! Jane loves to flex about how good of a foster carer she is, but in reality, she’s just all talk. She didn’t even care when one player was sick with a chest infection, her daughter had to step in and take care of them. And don’t get me started on birthdays, she didn’t even get a player a card or cake!
But here’s the kicker, when the players called her out on her BS in front of a social worker, she got all defensive and tried to prove she was a good carer. Spoiler alert: she failed miserably.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, then this is the place for you! Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs boring old quests and building when you can have this level of insanity? Let’s gooooo!
But wait, there’s more! The server has this secret underground base where they keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of ninja turtles. And if you manage to find it, you get to ride a dragon around the server and burn down everyone’s houses. It’s like, the ultimate power trip, dude.
So like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s totally bonkers and will make you question reality, you gotta join this server, man. Trust me, it’s gonna blow your mind. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.
Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a llama while battling a horde of zombie villagers dressed as cowboys. Or how about participating in a massive chicken race where the winner gets a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for breakdancing. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking pigs who are experts in quantum physics.
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible in the world of Minecraft!
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Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms. We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1, meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.
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What makes us unique? One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team. If you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server, our ears are open.
We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays. We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.
TCT News: Shortly opening our new spawn design competition alongside our raid world portal design competition!
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| Can I suggest new plugins for the server? | Yes, we welcome plugin suggestions from our community. You can submit your ideas through our Discord server. |
| How can I become a MVP? | Every month, we conduct a MVP vote where players can nominate outstanding members of the community. The winner is then highlighted as the MVP of the month. |
| Are there any rules for building in the creative world? | Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. Make sure to check the rules section on our Discord for the guidelines. |
We got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the advanced ones, and even a Forge fork for those who wanna spice things up. It’s like a stable diffusion webui but in Minecraft form, how cool is that?
And don’t even get me started on the online image generators, we got Bing/Copilot, Civitai, and Tensor for all your meme-making needs. You can create the dankest memes while building the sickest structures in-game, it’s a win-win situation!
Plus, we got a FAQ section that will blow your mind, with links to all the important stuff like samplers, LoRa training, and even AMD GPU info. You’ll be a Minecraft pro in no time, trust me.
So come on, join us on this crazy journey filled with models, embeddings, characters, and prompts. It’s like a digital art gallery meets a virtual world, you won’t find anything like it anywhere else.
And hey, if you wanna check out related boards, we got those too. From /aco/sdg to /y/ydg, there’s a little something for everyone. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build some epic stuff together!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players. And if you join, you get a pet dragon that farts out fireworks. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ firework-farting dragon!
Oh, and did I mention we have a taco stand run by villagers who rap while they make your tacos? It’s like, the most epic thing ever. So come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical fountain that grants wishes. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want to ride a unicorn? Easy peasy. Want a lifetime supply of pizza? You got it! Join us and make all your wildest dreams come true in our wacky and whimsical world. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and never grow up again!
