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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 3082 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 | Animals Bred: | 152 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 55 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
Divine Spears Created: | 17 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
our players are like, the smartest in the world. they figured out that if u build ur house upside down, u get double the diamonds. it’s like, science or something.
also, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy. they’re like, the Illuminati but cuter. join us and become part of the llama mafia.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u through a volcano filled with lava? it’s totally safe, i promise.
so, like, what are u waiting for? join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real medicine when u have fake medicine that makes u poop rainbows? it’s a game changer, literally.