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| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 605 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 | Crops Grown: | 3391 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Are you looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as my family tree? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and chaos of real life and dive into a world where anything is possible.
Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about your family secrets. Build your own empire, team up with other players to take on epic quests, and maybe even uncover some scandalous secrets of your own. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out your in-game dad is actually a wizard or your in-game mom is secretly a dragon in disguise.
So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only thing more twisted than our family trees are the builds we create. Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you count the hours you’ll spend laughing your blocky butt off!
