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MineCraze Server: “Sick from mining too much!”

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8417
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	215
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Well, forget calling out of work for a boring reason like being sick or having a family emergency. Join our Minecraft server and call out of work because you got lost in a virtual jungle and can’t find your way back to your computer! Or maybe you’re too busy building a giant statue of a chicken that’s attacking a village of pigs. Who knows what wacky adventures await you on our server! So come join us and make up the most outrageous excuses for calling out of work – your boss won’t know what hit them!

PikaCraft Network

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, hcf, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4067
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mines Excavated:	3829

LifeSteal SMP, Factions, Skyblock, Survival And More to come! Thats right we have it all and more! come check us out!

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Crafty Scrolls Minecraft Server

character sheet workdocs, Characters, Cira, combat mod list, Crafty, elder scrolls, FAQs, gear list, Lore, Mazetism, Minecraft, Modding Guides, Mods, OSA archives, OSex, patch notes, pre-AE USSEP patches, RUASLEEP, Scrolls, Server, Sister threads, SKSE AE Update tracker, Skyrim, Social, starting modlist, Stories, treasure trove, Waifulation

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	488
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Potions Brewed:	22
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further than our server, where the schizos of /tesg/ rely on your threads to survive! Join us for a wild ride filled with patch notes that will make your diamond sword quiver, mods and modding guides that will blow your mind, and characters so epic they make Herobrine look like a noob.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Mazetism and Cira mods, lore that will make you question reality, and a social scene that puts the villagers to shame. Plus, our sister threads /tg/tgesg/, /aco/teslg/, and /vg/tesog/ are always up for a good time.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a mega treasure trove of RUASLEEP and pre-AE USSEP patches, as well as OSex/OSA archives that will make your inventory overflow. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on the most epic Minecraft server this side of the Nether. Don’t be a square, join us now!

Pixelated Party Minecraft SMP

atmospheric games, book adaptations, dlc, First Person Shooter, free games, Gaming, gaming recommendations, metro 2033 redux, Metro Exodus Gold Edition, metro last light redux, Metro series, Minecraft, Party, pixelated, post-apocalyptic, ps4, russian literature, smp, story-driven games, survival horror, the witcher, video games

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2650
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Crops Grown:	6076	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride through the Metro series, where you’ll have to navigate through dark tunnels, fight off mutated creatures, and scavenge for resources to survive. But that’s not all – we’ve added a twist to the gameplay by throwing in some crazy mods that will keep you on your toes at all times.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of the Metro series like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Hatsu SMP

bedrock, benefit, Claimland, Coinflip, Cross-Play, Economy, Farm, gacha, home, java, MONEY, OneBlock, Prison, PvP, RANK, Robbing, Roleplay, scoreboard, Sit, Skills, Trade

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3961
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1525

play.hatsusmp.my.id:19132

Tranquil Pixel Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6470
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	292
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Are you tired of being surrounded by trannies and fags on other servers? Look no further! Our server is a safe haven for all the normal, non-chronically online players out there. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and absolutely zero drama from internet weirdos. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the Minecraft world. So why wait? Join now and become a part of the llama revolution!

Game Trivia Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9352
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of redstone and can build epic structures with their hooves. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where the Endermen go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare breed of chicken that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep, whose wool changes colors every time it eats a different type of flower.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CyberMobMC server Minecraft

Bedwars, Buildbattle, CyberMobMC, Minecraft, Server, Skywars, Tntrun

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9397
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Zombie Dances:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Cool server with mini-games. Such as:

BedWars

TNTRUN

BuildBattle

SkyWars

CyberMobMC.aternos.me:62569

Tsundere Minecraft Server

Anime, anime couple, anime fan, anime fandom, Anime girl, anime love story, anime quote, Character, cute, emotions, feelings, HEARTBREAK, longing, love, Minecraft, missing, Nostalgia, relationships, sentimental, Server, Tsundere

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2686
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Magic Items Found:	4226	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be transported to a world where the creepers are actually friendly and love to give you hugs!

Join us on this wacky adventure where the sheep are rainbow-colored and the pigs can fly (literally, they sprout wings and take to the skies)! But be warned, the villagers are a little…eccentric. They speak in riddles and may try to challenge you to a dance-off for emeralds.

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by the Ender Dragon himself. Rumor has it that he’s a great DJ and loves to play EDM remixes of Minecraft music.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and whimsical Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitchy llama). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

All The Men I Know Are Vindictive Pieces Of Shit Minecraft SMP

anger issues, BETRAYAL, Emotional Abuse, Male aggression, male behavior, male entitlement, male privilege, male toxicity, Manipulation, Men, Minecraft, negative experiences, Pieces, pieces of shit, relationships, Shit, smp, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, toxic relationships, toxic traits, trust issues, unhealthy dynamics, vindictive

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	975
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	414	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Are you tired of dealing with vindictive pieces of shit in real life? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only vindictive pieces of shit you’ll encounter are creepers trying to blow up your house. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will make you forget about all those real-life jerks. So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether or not to use diamonds for armor or tools.

Bus Sex Minecraft Server

3rd grade, AMA, awkward encounter, bus, childhood memories, Coming of Age, curious exploration, early sexual experience, first time, forbidden actions, innocence lost, intimate experience, Minecraft, Personal story, public transportation, school bus, Server, sex, sharing secrets, taboo, unexpected location, young age

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7245
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Farms Harvested:	592	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	413

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my 3rd-grade bus ride? Look no further! Join us for a server experience that’s so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re losing your virginity all over again (hopefully not on a bus this time).

Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that fateful bus ride. From secret underground tunnels to explosive creeper encounters, you never know what’s around the corner.

And just like that unforgettable moment on the bus, joining our server will leave you with memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset). So come on, hop on board and let’s make some new memories together. Just remember to keep it PG-13 this time, okay?